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    Granted, the world is now sitting in a vat of turnip oil.
    That's what I read it at the first time I looked at it, so I just went with it. Shut up, I'm tired.

    I wish I wasn't tired.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Now, Waaldo is prepared to look for this person like Prince Charming testing everyone to see just how bad their psychological disorder is if their foot fits in the glass slipper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waaldo View Post
    That's what I read it at the first time I looked at it, so I just went with it. Shut up, I'm tired.


    Granted! Now you aren't tired instead you're super energetic and hyped, so hyped that while you were running you tumbled on something and your head went against the side walk, you died. :<

    I wish the weather didn't get cold!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post


    Granted! Now you aren't tired instead you're super energetic and hyped, so hyped that while you were running you tumbled on something and your head went against the side walk, you died. :<

    I wish the weather didn't get cold!
    Granted! Now it is 55 Celsius 24/7

    I wish I did not have to work tomorrow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kerdozia View Post
    Granted! Now it is 55 Celsius 24/7

    I wish I did not have to work tomorrow!
    Granted, your fired! :P

    I wish Majad would stop killing everyone via corrupt wishes.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Now, Waaldo is prepared to look for this person like Prince Charming testing everyone to see just how bad their psychological disorder is if their foot fits in the glass slipper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waaldo View Post
    Granted, your fired! :P

    I wish Majad would stop killing everyone via corrupt wishes.
    granted! thats now your job!

    i wish that mynta was a moderator.....
    I see Stupid people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waaldo View Post
    I wish Majad would stop killing everyone via corrupt wishes.
    I'm sorry, I'm the Grim Reaper, it's kinda my job, maybe not, but I love it!
    Quote Originally Posted by DeadNotSleeping View Post
    i wish that mynta was a moderator.....
    Granted! Mynta is now a mod. You know what his first action is? Ban you!

    I wish my name was purple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    I'm sorry, I'm the Grim Reaper, it's kinda my job, maybe not, but I love it!

    Granted! Mynta is now a mod. You know what his first action is? Ban you!

    I wish my name was purple.
    I am awaiting my ban, since he really is a moderator now

    Granted! your first name is Purple, the rest however is Monkey Dishwasher.

    i wish i had a purple monkey dishwasher
    I see Stupid people!

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    Granted, but since Majad's name is Purple, and he isn't a purple monkey, he isn't your dishwasher.

    I wish my cat didn't like to climb onto my shoulders.



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    Granted. She now likes to pounce your groin at every opportunity instead.

    I wish I had a better phone.

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    Granted, but you can't get any coverage for it because of how much it is.

    I wish I didn't completely forget I was replying to this thread like, half an hour ago.



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    granted, since you remember earlier than you were supposed to you are now half an hour ahead on everything you do, so when you walk outside you get hit by a bus and die because you were 30 minutes early.

    I confused myself in that one... but I had to kill you because I am now the grim reaper. I wish I was no longer the grim reaper.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Now, Waaldo is prepared to look for this person like Prince Charming testing everyone to see just how bad their psychological disorder is if their foot fits in the glass slipper.

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    Granted. However the first person your replacement 'reaps' is his predecessor.

    I wish my magic 8-ball answers were accurate.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Granted,you now have aids.

    I wish my Majad vendetta lasted forever because it makes meh happeh and makes me do a little sex wee!

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    Granted, you now have a little sex weenie.

    I wish I could manipulate the clouds.

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    Granted!! You can now manipulate clouds but every time you try to do so, they will rebel against you and electrocute you!

    I wish to be immune to vendettas.
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    Granted! Until you do yourself a vendetta and revert the effect !

    I wish to save the reef barrier

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    Granted. However it begins growing wildly out of control engulfing the planet.

    I wish it were nap time.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    (hahaha good one btw)

    Granted... BUT ILL WAKE YOU UP!

    I wish worktime is over D:

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    Granted, work time is over, but your boss wants you to work overtime. The entire week.

    I wish some asshole hadn't stolen my bicycle today.

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    Granted, instead, they have stolen your life.

    I wish I knew who stole iced's bike, and where they are.



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