Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Blueobelisk]

Yeah Ron Artest is like half of a superstar.

Granted, the words come to you. Now your computer freezes and you never saved and you lose everything and have no computers to type with and have to hand write.

I wish Brooklyn beats Boston tonight.

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Damnit Majad. Okay.

Granted, no dirty words come to you. All your words are washed and dried before they reach you, and so when someone asks you a question or you're reading or writing or thinking, it takes you a minute to be able to think/respond/write.

If that makes sense to you. If not I'll rewrite it.

I wish you understood what I just said.

[Rorick]

Damnit Majad. Okay.

Granted, no dirty words come to you. All your words are washed and dried before they reach you, and so when someone asks you a question or you're reading or writing or thinking, it takes you a minute to be able to think/respond/write.

If that makes sense to you. If not I'll rewrite it.

I wish you understood what I just said.

Granted, but Majad destroys her computer in rage over the time wasted to wash/dry words, rendering your explanation useless.

I wish for a baby jackalope.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but you never said that you wanted it alive, or as a pet, so enjoy your jackalope for Thanksgiving.

I wish I was the worlds best cook.

[Dyra]

Granted. But an ever increasing riot in your restaurant will start the second you ever stop cooking.

I wish my watch worked.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but it's permanently sync'd with a different time zone.

I wish I was asleep.

[Dyra]

Granted. While you're asleep you dream of your perfect life. You have everything you ever dreamed of and it all seems so real. After a healthy 8-10 hours you wake up to the crushing disappointment that is your current life when compared to your dream. You will never have that dream again.

I wish I could find the will to be productive with my life.

[Deleted]

Why does everyone think I'm a girl, a pretty girl?


Granted! You have now found a job, and you are super productive, pity that your boss is always asking you on dates and you get depression!


I wish my cats never leave me!

[Anakso]

Granted, but now they will forever be physically attached to you. So you have to walk around with cats all over you.

I wish I was married to Taeyeon!

[Dyra]

Granted. But all the other SNSD girls also fall madly in love with you, leading to a major rift within the band leading to their irreparable, permanent break up.

I wish Majad was a girl.

[Temp name]

Granted, Majad is now a girl who wishes she was a man.

I wish I could stop being depressed.

[Akshak]

Granted but now every time you see Justin Bieber you get so giddy with joy you wet yourself.

I wish this Thanksgiving break would hurry up and start so I get my week off from work.

[Deleted]

Granted, but all your week-off plans are foiled by a mysterious man in a turtle mask, who makes you eat turtle babies at the end of the week. (however, you get to choose if the babies are going to be dead or alive. yay!)
I wish wolves were tame enough to keep as pets.

[Awfullyawful]

Granted, but they're so tame because they're all mentally retarded and make horrible pets.

I wish this calculus class wasn't so boring.

[Deleted]

Granted, but now they will forever be physically attached to you. So you have to walk around with cats all over you.

That is a good thing, now I can have an army of cats! Muahahahahha!

I wish Majad was a girl.

Granted, Majad is now a girl who wishes she was a man.

You guys so evul. :c

I wish this calculus class wasn't so boring.

Granted! Now your calculus class isn't boring, instead, it's going very fast and the teacher is teaching you all the stuff you need to learn, in 10 mins, after those 10 mins, you have a calculus test, good luck!


I wish to be a pretty girl.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You are now "pretty"...in the eyes of a drunkard, which obviously means you're hideous looking.

I wish I didn't have to insult Majad just then.

[Akshak]

Granted but in turn you insulted Majad's mother and incurred a wrath no living being wants.

I wish I could've been the one to insult Majad and not been so lazy.

[Deleted]

Granted. You are now insulting Majad. Guess what happes, every moderator, super moderator and administrators come to my rescue and infract, infract, infract you! You also get perma banned.


I wish I wasn't melancholic.

[Omertocracy]

I wish I wasn't melancholic.

Granted. Too bad it has been replaced with ennui.

I wish I spoke German in addition to the languages I already speak.

[kclv25]

Granted. You have become Hitler.

I wish to know the answers of the universe

[Deleted]

Granted. You know all the secrets of the universe, including that one secret, the one that will make you die in 5 mins.


I wish I wasn't bored.