1. #5121
    Granted. There is absolute chaos in a hair salon in Montreal, Canada.

    I wish I was less lazy.

  2. #5122
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but people only do after you change it to something more exciting, to match your nice avatar.
    When I get tired of it!

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    Granted! The world is now in absolute chaos. You know what's the first thing that happens? You die!

    (I think I should stop telling people that they will die in their wish. )

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    Granted. There is absolute chaos in a hair salon in Montreal, Canada.

    I wish I was less lazy.
    Granted! You are now hyperactive. You can't stop moving, you always need to do something. The next day, you die of a heart attack.

    I wish to my mom didn't have to clean the house once every two weeks.
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  3. #5123
    Wish granted. You now have a maid that comes in to clean your house. However, she secretly steals money and some of your favorite items while she's cleaning, and since you are unable to realize it your family drifts apart from mistrust. (Since you think they are taking your stuff.)

    I wish the toy I got for reserving Grant Theft Auto 5 will appreciate in value until, in 2 weeks, it sells for $4. (I paid a penny.)
    If you think there's an 'e' in "ridiculous" or an 'a' in "definitely" I probably won't read the rest of your post.

  4. #5124
    [email protected], but because of her not cleaning it, some super virus takes root, and soon turns you into a rock monster that is captured by the US government and given to a strange scientist for research.

    Edit- Bah, Blue, being faster than me...

    Granted @Blue, but you're arrested for trying to sell it. Turns out, they're made of cocaine.

    I wish I had the ability to plant thoughts into other peoples minds.



  5. #5125
    Granted. But when you do plant these thoughts, these people go crazy and commit suicide and leave notes saying you murdered them so you have to leave the country and live on the run away from your kids.

    I wish I knew why that sounded so familiar.
    If you think there's an 'e' in "ridiculous" or an 'a' in "definitely" I probably won't read the rest of your post.

  6. #5126
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. But when you do plant these thoughts, these people go crazy and commit suicide and leave notes saying you murdered them so you have to leave the country and live on the run away from your kids.

    I wish I knew why that sounded so familiar.
    Granted! however, its inception, so you only know its familiar in a dream within a dream

    i wish for everyone in this thread to corrupt my wish at the same time!
    I see Stupid people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadNotSleeping View Post
    Granted! however, its inception, so you only know its familiar in a dream within a dream

    i wish for everyone in this thread to corrupt my wish at the same time!
    Granted, but apparently everybody else is dead, so now I'm the only one left to corrupt your wish.

    I wish I could be free.

  8. #5128
    Granted. You now cost nothing, and I have legally bought you.

    I wish I had more motivation to do my projects.

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    Granted. However you only get the motivation to do them 3 weeks after their due date.

    I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

  10. #5130
    Granted. You now see everything through a kaleidoscope.

    I wish for pie.

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    Granted but its frozen!

    I wish for lunch!

  12. #5132
    Granted! But it is far too hot to eat. Ever.

    I wish I had a gaming computer.

  13. #5133
    Granted. It has a bad PSU, however, and it won't boot.

    I wish for an immediately edible pie that is delicious.

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    Granted. However you get severe indigestion from it.

    I wish for steak.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

  15. #5135
    Granted. However you get severe indigestion from it.

    I wish for four stomachs. Surely that'll solve my severe indigestion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. However you get severe indigestion from it.

    I wish for four stomachs. Surely that'll solve my severe indigestion!
    Granted, they will be in your fridge.

    I wish SWTOR wasn't going free to play.
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  17. #5137
    Granted. It is now a $500 / month sub fee.

    I wish for the Los Angeles Lakers to win the NBA Championship.

  18. #5138
    Get the fuck out of here son, Knicks or die mofo.

    I mean. Granted! LAL will win an NBA championship. And then I'll take a bat and break Kobe Bryants ankle, watch Steve Nashs foot, disintegrate, Dwight Howard leaves the team for some reason, and Ron Artest does another elbow, but this time to Pao Gasol.

    I wish Knicks win the NBA Championship.
    If you think there's an 'e' in "ridiculous" or an 'a' in "definitely" I probably won't read the rest of your post.

  19. #5139
    Granted. Then you'll have STAT come back, and they'll return to mediocrity.

    I wish for the Miami Heat to disintegrate, and all the teams have one-ish superstar per team, so the teams are more balanced.

  20. #5140
    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Granted, now you have enough wind to windsurft! Too bad that there's going to be a hurricane soon...


    I wish everyone to praise my signature.
    That's actually one of the better ways to die ;D

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