Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Blueobelisk]

Get the fuck out of here son, Knicks or die mofo.

I mean. Granted! LAL will win an NBA championship. And then I'll take a bat and break Kobe Bryants ankle, watch Steve Nashs foot, disintegrate, Dwight Howard leaves the team for some reason, and Ron Artest does another elbow, but this time to Pao Gasol.

I wish Knicks win the NBA Championship.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Then you'll have STAT come back, and they'll return to mediocrity.

I wish for the Miami Heat to disintegrate, and all the teams have one-ish superstar per team, so the teams are more balanced.

[Terridon]

Granted, now you have enough wind to windsurft! Too bad that there's going to be a hurricane soon...


I wish everyone to praise my signature.

That's actually one of the better ways to die ;D

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted. Then you'll have STAT come back, and they'll return to mediocrity.

I wish for the Miami Heat to disintegrate, and all the teams have one-ish superstar per team, so the teams are more balanced.

Granted, however, sports are now highly illegal, and thanks to our new mind reading cops, even thinking about sports gets you life in prison.

I wish I had the ability to pause time, while retaining the ability to move and manipulate my surroundings.

[Waaldo]

I wish for the Miami Heat to disintegrate, and all the teams have one-ish superstar per team, so the teams are more balanced.

But then Florida won't have a single good sports team. >.<

Granted, however, sports are now highly illegal, and thanks to our new mind reading cops, even thinking about sports gets you life in prison.

I wish I had the ability to pause time, while retaining the ability to move and manipulate my surroundings.

Granted, but someone else has the ability to unpause time so every time you pause it they instantly unpause it, just to mess with you.

I wish ferrets didn't poop so much and stink up the house.

[Adam Jensen]

I wish ferrets didn't poop so much and stink up the house.

Granted. Your ferrets are now dead. But hey, no more poop right?

I wish the coffee machine refilled itself with a perpetual amount of coffee whenever it got close to being empty.

[Blueobelisk]

I wish for the Miami Heat to disintegrate, and all the teams have one-ish superstar per team, so the teams are more balanced.

Uhm. Don't you see a problem with a team like the Lakers then who have 4.5 superstars.

I wish the coffee machine refilled itself with a perpetual amount of coffee whenever it got close to being empty.

Granted. But you have no milk or sugar for the coffee. Ever. And just in case you're a freak who likes coffee black, there are no mugs or cups or anything designated for drinking with. You have one bowl that you usually use for dog's pet food. Oh and in case you don't have a dog, you have one now.

I wish to win the NBA All Star Sweepstakes and get a free trip to Houston to see the games over All Star Weekend. And that the plane doesn't crash and I don't end up like the people on Lost.

2 part wish.

[Don Vito Corleone]

Uhm. Don't you see a problem with a team like the Lakers then who have 4.5 superstars.



Granted. But you have no milk or sugar for the coffee. Ever. And just in case you're a freak who likes coffee black, there are no mugs or cups or anything designated for drinking with. You have one bowl that you usually use for dog's pet food. Oh and in case you don't have a dog, you have one now.

I wish to win the NBA All Star Sweepstakes and get a free trip to Houston to see the games over All Star Weekend. And that the plane doesn't crash and I don't end up like the people on Lost.

2 part wish.

granted. at the games, a massive riot breaks out where you lose both your feet and an eye.

I wish the SWTOR model wasn't "F2P gets a handicapped game, subscribers stay as-is", but more like "F2P players get very few restriction, but subs get a massively enhanced gameplay experience compared to pre-F2P.

[icedwarrior]

Uhm. Don't you see a problem with a team like the Lakers then who have 4.5 superstars.

No, I don't, seeing as I said "and all teams". I'm not saying only the Heat should disband. Also, are you really calling Metta World Peace ".5" a superstar? There's Kobe, Pau, Nash, and Howard, and then...?

I wish the SWTOR model wasn't "F2P gets a handicapped game, subscribers stay as-is", but more like "F2P players get very few restriction, but subs get a massively enhanced gameplay experience compared to pre-F2P.

Granted, but a new "SWOTR"-killer comes out immediately.

I wish my friends wouldn't ignore me.

[caninepawprints]

I wish my friends wouldn't ignore me.

Granted, but now your friends are mute and unable to give you any feedback on what you have to say.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[Adam Jensen]

Granted, but now your friends are mute and unable to give you any feedback on what you have to say.

I wish I could win the lottery.

Granted. You won ten cents

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. You have been fired.

I wish to be entertained.

[DeadNotSleeping]

Granted. You have been fired.

I wish to be entertained.

granted! ill now strip for you!

i wish to be paid for said stripping

[caninepawprints]

Granted. You are paid in Monopoly money.

I wish it would snow.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but it's an endless blizzard that will only stop once secret conditions are met. I hope you're ready for an ice age.

I wish I owned a full sized, fully working, fully crewed SSV Normandy SR2, that had an endless supply of fuel, food, and money, along with the ability to travel to other universes, so that I may avoid the ice age.

[ViridianCC]

Granted, but it's an endless blizzard that will only stop once secret conditions are met. I hope you're ready for an ice age.

I wish I owned a full sized, fully working, fully crewed SSV Normandy SR2, that had an endless supply of fuel, food, and money, along with the ability to travel to other universes, so that I may avoid the ice age.

Granted. Your first mission is the beginning of Mass Effect 2.

I wish for my replier's wish to not be corrupted.

[Don Vito Corleone]

Granted. Your first mission is the beginning of Mass Effect 2.

I wish for my replier's wish to not be corrupted.

granted. however, since a replier cannot make a wish (it's a weird tool, not a person), my wish can be corrupted.

i wish I had a 10" pianist to play my miniature piano.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but he has no fingers nor toes; he cannot play well.

I wish I didn't look like an idiot when I ask a teacher something they've clearly went over, and I would have known that if I had payed a bit more attention.

[NathSB]

Granted, but he has no fingers nor toes; he cannot play well.

I wish I didn't look like an idiot when I ask a teacher something they've clearly went over, and I would have known that if I had payed a bit more attention.

Granted. Now all your classmates are drooling idiots, making you look better, but directing their questions at you.

I wish Blizzard wouldn't disconnect me for reporting too many spammers.

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Now you get disconnected every 5 minutes. Every. Time.

I wish the words would come to me, since I'm having trouble writing this essay.