1. #5241
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but a new one pops up from it's ashes.


    I wish I was immune to all forms of disease and poison.
    Granted, but you are killed by a mugger.

    I wish I could afford a better truck.

  2. #5242
    Granted, but while you can afford the initial purchase of said truck, you cannot afford the gas nor the maintenance of the truck.

    I wish I hadn't been temporarily banned (or any other forms of banned) on a different website for arbitrary and nonsensical reasons.

  3. #5243
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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but while you can afford the initial purchase of said truck, you cannot afford the gas nor the maintenance of the truck.

    I wish I hadn't been temporarily banned (or any other forms of banned) on a different website for arbitrary and nonsensical reasons.
    "I sold my car for gas money." LOL aghahaahahaskukukkukuku.

    No iced, play nice and then you won't get banned. Wish not granted.

    I wish I had the power to deny wishes.

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  4. #5244
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    No iced, play nice and then you won't get banned. Wish not granted.
    I got temp banned because I was looking to trade Steam Keys, even though I explicitly stated that I would go first. Totally seems like a bannable offense. *rolls eyes*

    I wish I had the power to deny wishes.
    Granted. You have the power to only deny your wishes.

    I wish people would understand me.

  5. #5245
    Granted, but you no longer understand them.

    I wish I had a metric ton of $1000 bills.

  6. #5246
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you no longer understand them.

    I wish I had a metric ton of $1000 bills.
    granted. you got a metric ton of 1000 Zimbabwean dollar bills, the least valuable currency in the entire world.

    I wish the financial crisis in the world to be fixed tomorrow.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  7. #5247
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. you got a metric ton of 1000 Zimbabwean dollar bills, the least valuable currency in the entire world.

    I wish the financial crisis in the world to be fixed tomorrow.

    Granted, but youre the only one without any money

    I wish I could play Bass like Flea from RHCP
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  8. #5248
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. you got a metric ton of 1000 Zimbabwean dollar bills, the least valuable currency in the entire world.

    I wish the financial crisis in the world to be fixed tomorrow.
    Granted, but everyone one is now dead, making it moot.

    I wish for amazing mental and physical dexterity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pawsz View Post
    Granted, but youre the only one without any money

    I wish I could play Bass like Flea from RHCP
    Granted. But you end up playing so much like him you only replicate the songs he plays. As a result, you get sued for copyright infringement and since you can't pay the money, live the rest of your life in jail.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaosbringer View Post
    Granted, but everyone one is now dead, making it moot.

    I wish for amazing mental and physical dexterity.
    Granted. You move with the flexibility of spiderman and think at the levels of Einstein. Unfortunately, in a showcase of your new powers you trip from overconfidence and land the wrong way on a chair in such a way that you become paralyzed and unable to speak or write or think at the levels you used to.

    I wish I was an expert hit man and could shoot anyone from any angle, and could dodge all attacks against me even when I'm sleeping. Oh and I'm also INCREDIBLY lucky and won't get a disease or get hit by a truck or some shit like that.

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  10. #5250
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. But you end up playing so much like him you only replicate the songs he plays. As a result, you get sued for copyright infringement and since you can't pay the money, live the rest of your life in jail.



    Granted. You move with the flexibility of spiderman and think at the levels of Einstein. Unfortunately, in a showcase of your new powers you trip from overconfidence and land the wrong way on a chair in such a way that you become paralyzed and unable to speak or write or think at the levels you used to.

    I wish I was an expert hit man and could shoot anyone from any angle, and could dodge all attacks against me even when I'm sleeping. Oh and I'm also INCREDIBLY lucky and won't get a disease or get hit by a truck or some shit like that.
    granted. however, i get the same benefits.

    I wish there were more hours in a day so I could read MS paint adventures more.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  11. #5251
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. however, i get the same benefits.

    I wish there were more hours in a day so I could read MS paint adventures more.
    granted. But now there are less days in the week.

    I wish I had life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malderon View Post
    granted. But now there are less days in the week.

    I wish I had life
    Granted but your life is as a cockroach.

    I wish I could travel more.
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  13. #5253
    Granted, but now you can only travel. If you stop for more than 12 hours at any town, then bad stuff happens.

    I wish I had the money to travel the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but now you can only travel. If you stop for more than 12 hours at any town, then bad stuff happens.

    I wish I had the money to travel the world.
    Granted but the world shrinks to the size of your town.

    I wish I could go to the gun range more often.
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  15. #5255
    Granted, but you always forget to take ammo.

    I wish I had more tea.

  16. #5256
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you always forget to take ammo.

    I wish I had more tea.
    granted. you don't have water to put it in though.

    I wish that Israel, Palestine and Gaza would finally lay their conflict to rest and never fight anymore.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Granted, but the rest of the world erupts into a violent world war.

    I wish for world peace.


  18. #5258
    Granted, but we go to inhabit another world with war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuggernautServices View Post
    Granted, but we go to inhabit another world with war.
    I wish he would have made a wish.
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  20. #5260
    Granted, but his wish was for world peace. Too bad it's corrupted.

    I wish for an endless supply of the purest water in the universe.

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