Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

**~Mynta Swirl~** · 2012-11-22, 10:54 PM

Granted, but his wish was for world peace. Too bad it's corrupted.

I wish for an endless supply of the purest water in the universe.

**FearXI** · 2012-11-23, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu

Granted, but his wish was for world peace. Too bad it's corrupted.

I wish for an endless supply of the purest water in the universe.

Granted but water becomes deadly.

I wish for water cooling tubing that doesn't cloud up.

**Wayne25uk** · 2012-11-23, 01:26 PM

Granted but you inhale a chemical which mutates you into the human torch,anytime you touch water now it evaporates.

I wish i didnt get bad so often and for so long,stupid mods!

**FearXI** · 2012-11-23, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by Wayne25uk

Granted but you inhale a chemical which mutates you into the human torch,anytime you touch water now it evaporates.

I wish i didnt get bad so often and for so long,stupid mods!

Granted but Mod's become super smart and outright ban you forever.

I wish for unlimited coffee.

**~Mynta Swirl~** · 2012-11-23, 07:20 PM

Granted, but it's cold and can never be heated up.

I wish I slept better.

**FearXI** · 2012-11-23, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu

Granted, but it's cold and can never be heated up.

I wish I slept better.

Granted but now you have Narcolepsy.

I wish I never had to charge my cell phone.

**Gehco** · 2012-11-23, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by FearXI

Granted but now you have Narcolepsy.

I wish I never had to charge my cell phone.

Granted, now you don't have a phone to charge.

I wish I could complete my story.

**oltavp1** · 2012-11-23, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Gehco

Granted, now you don't have a phone to charge.

I wish I could complete my story.

Granted but you now can only write in a language nobody understands.

I wish i pass the finals

**~Mynta Swirl~** · 2012-11-23, 08:24 PM

Granted, but you fail every other test.

I wish I had more creative wishes.

**3DTyrant** · 2012-11-23, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu

Granted, but you fail every other test.

I wish I had more creative wishes.

Granted, but any and all other wishes costs you 1 year off your remaining life span!
I wish I didn't have to deal with my psoriasis anymore (

)

**FearXI** · 2012-11-23, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by 3DTyrant

Granted, but any and all other wishes costs you 1 year off your remaining life span!
I wish I didn't have to deal with my psoriasis anymore (

)

Granted but all your skin falls off and forced to live in pain.

I wish of a bigger house.

**3DTyrant** · 2012-11-23, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by FearXI

Granted but all your skin falls off and forced to live in pain.

I wish of a bigger house.

Granted, you now live in a mansion, but with nothing inside it besides the walls that hold it up.
I wish I had unlimited Coca Cola Vanilla

**FearXI** · 2012-11-23, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by 3DTyrant

Granted, you now live in a mansion, but with nothing inside it besides the walls that hold it up.
I wish I had unlimited Coca Cola Vanilla

Granted but now you drown in it.

I wish for bigger coffee mug.

**3DTyrant** · 2012-11-23, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by FearXI

Granted but now you drown in it.

I wish for bigger coffee mug.

Granted, it's now so big, you can't drink from it, let alone fill it up! I wish my chair was more comfortable

**FearXI** · 2012-11-23, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by 3DTyrant

Granted, it's now so big, you can't drink from it, let alone fill it up! I wish my chair was more comfortable

Granted but it's now the size of your thumb.

I wish for a easier way to clean my PC tower.

**Don Vito Corleone** · 2012-11-23, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by FearXI

Granted but it's now the size of your thumb.

I wish for a easier way to clean my PC tower.

granted. now go and find it and report it to the rest of the world.

I wish I wasn't endlessly delaying the writing of the book i'm planning.

**Blueobelisk** · 2012-11-23, 11:19 PM

Granted. The book has been written to the best ability you could ever produce it with. Sadly, it failed and didn't sell a single copy.

I wish I could be like the main character of Grand Theft Auto games and rob and kill people and survive bullets and explosions.

**FearXI** · 2012-11-23, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by Blueobelisk

Granted. The book has been written to the best ability you could ever produce it with. Sadly, it failed and didn't sell a single copy.

I wish I could be like the main character of Grand Theft Auto games and rob and kill people and survive bullets and explosions.

Granted but the FBI kills you.

I wish I had more time.

**Howlrunner** · 2012-11-23, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by Blueobelisk

Granted. The book has been written to the best ability you could ever produce it with. Sadly, it failed and didn't sell a single copy.

I wish I could be like the main character of Grand Theft Auto games and rob and kill people and survive bullets and explosions.

Granted, but after having sex with a prostitute (a la in game), she mugs you, steals your car, then runs over you again and again (didn't say immune to being run over...:P)

I wish I could read minds.

**FearXI** · 2012-11-23, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Howlrunner

Granted, but after having sex with a prostitute (a la in game), she mugs you, steals your car, then runs over you again and again (didn't say immune to being run over...:P)

I wish I could read minds.

Granted but only the minds of the mentally ill and it makes you slowly go insane.
Everything you see in their minds seems real to you.

I wish to know the meaning of life.

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