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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but his wish was for world peace. Too bad it's corrupted.

    I wish for an endless supply of the purest water in the universe.
    Granted but water becomes deadly.

    I wish for water cooling tubing that doesn't cloud up.
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    Granted but you inhale a chemical which mutates you into the human torch,anytime you touch water now it evaporates.

    I wish i didnt get bad so often and for so long,stupid mods!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted but you inhale a chemical which mutates you into the human torch,anytime you touch water now it evaporates.

    I wish i didnt get bad so often and for so long,stupid mods!
    Granted but Mod's become super smart and outright ban you forever.

    I wish for unlimited coffee.
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    Granted, but it's cold and can never be heated up.

    I wish I slept better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but it's cold and can never be heated up.

    I wish I slept better.
    Granted but now you have Narcolepsy.

    I wish I never had to charge my cell phone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but now you have Narcolepsy.

    I wish I never had to charge my cell phone.
    Granted, now you don't have a phone to charge.

    I wish I could complete my story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gehco View Post
    Granted, now you don't have a phone to charge.

    I wish I could complete my story.
    Granted but you now can only write in a language nobody understands.


    I wish i pass the finals
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    Granted, but you fail every other test.

    I wish I had more creative wishes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you fail every other test.

    I wish I had more creative wishes.
    Granted, but any and all other wishes costs you 1 year off your remaining life span!
    I wish I didn't have to deal with my psoriasis anymore ( )

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Granted, but any and all other wishes costs you 1 year off your remaining life span!
    I wish I didn't have to deal with my psoriasis anymore ( )
    Granted but all your skin falls off and forced to live in pain.

    I wish of a bigger house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but all your skin falls off and forced to live in pain.

    I wish of a bigger house.
    Granted, you now live in a mansion, but with nothing inside it besides the walls that hold it up.
    I wish I had unlimited Coca Cola Vanilla

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Granted, you now live in a mansion, but with nothing inside it besides the walls that hold it up.
    I wish I had unlimited Coca Cola Vanilla
    Granted but now you drown in it.

    I wish for bigger coffee mug.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but now you drown in it.

    I wish for bigger coffee mug.
    Granted, it's now so big, you can't drink from it, let alone fill it up! I wish my chair was more comfortable

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    Granted, it's now so big, you can't drink from it, let alone fill it up! I wish my chair was more comfortable
    Granted but it's now the size of your thumb.

    I wish for a easier way to clean my PC tower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but it's now the size of your thumb.

    I wish for a easier way to clean my PC tower.
    granted. now go and find it and report it to the rest of the world.

    I wish I wasn't endlessly delaying the writing of the book i'm planning.

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    Granted. The book has been written to the best ability you could ever produce it with. Sadly, it failed and didn't sell a single copy.

    I wish I could be like the main character of Grand Theft Auto games and rob and kill people and survive bullets and explosions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. The book has been written to the best ability you could ever produce it with. Sadly, it failed and didn't sell a single copy.

    I wish I could be like the main character of Grand Theft Auto games and rob and kill people and survive bullets and explosions.
    Granted but the FBI kills you.

    I wish I had more time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. The book has been written to the best ability you could ever produce it with. Sadly, it failed and didn't sell a single copy.

    I wish I could be like the main character of Grand Theft Auto games and rob and kill people and survive bullets and explosions.
    Granted, but after having sex with a prostitute (a la in game), she mugs you, steals your car, then runs over you again and again (didn't say immune to being run over...:P)

    I wish I could read minds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howlrunner View Post
    Granted, but after having sex with a prostitute (a la in game), she mugs you, steals your car, then runs over you again and again (didn't say immune to being run over...:P)

    I wish I could read minds.
    Granted but only the minds of the mentally ill and it makes you slowly go insane.
    Everything you see in their minds seems real to you.

    I wish to know the meaning of life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but only the minds of the mentally ill and it makes you slowly go insane.
    Everything you see in their minds seems real to you.

    I wish to know the meaning of life.
    Granted, you discover the *true* meaning of life, and its pure banality and utter worthlessness makes you so depressed you throw yourself in front of a train immediately.

    I wish to be able to make shadows become real.

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