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    Quote Originally Posted by Howlrunner View Post
    Granted, you discover the *true* meaning of life, and its pure banality and utter worthlessness makes you so depressed you throw yourself in front of a train immediately.

    I wish to be able to make shadows become real.
    Granted, but when you make your shadow real he stabs you in the back for dragging him around all his life.

    I wish I wish I was a fish
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsuna View Post
    Granted, but when you make your shadow real he stabs you in the back for dragging him around all his life.

    I wish I wish I was a fish
    Granted but it's in a sushi restaurant.

    I wish for a constant temperature of 76F.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but it's in a sushi restaurant.

    I wish for a constant temperature of 76F.
    granted but now the ice caps melt.

    I wish for the end of the world

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    Granted, however you did not specify which world you wanted to end. So the world of magical pink unicorns and fluffy bunnies has been destroyed.


    I wish for a life time supply of CHEEZ-IT's.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BleedingHollowVeteran View Post
    Granted, however you did not specify which world you wanted to end. So the world of magical pink unicorns and fluffy bunnies has been destroyed.


    I wish for a life time supply of CHEEZ-IT's.
    Granted but they all become stale and taste like dirt.

    I wish for more things to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but they all become stale and taste like dirt.

    I wish for more things to do.
    granted you now have 100 newborns.

    I wish for 41mill dollars

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    Quote Originally Posted by krunksmash View Post
    granted you now have 100 newborns.

    I wish for 41mill dollars
    Granted but the world changes to a new currency and all dollars become toilet paper.

    I wish for my laptop to have a back lit keyboard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post

    I wish for my laptop to have a back lit keyboard.
    Granted but your spacebar no longer works.

    I wish for the ability to live the rest of my life in quiet tranquil peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theemann View Post
    Granted but your spacebar no longer works.

    I wish for the ability to live the rest of my life in quiet tranquil peace.
    Granted, you're buried alive.

    I wish to find a large stash of money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted, you're buried alive.

    I wish to find a large stash of money.
    Granted, but it's monopoly money.

    I wish I could post in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFurry View Post
    Granted, but it's monopoly money.

    I wish I could post in this thread.
    Granted. You can now post in this thread, but none other, anywhere.

    I wish clouds were green.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFurry View Post
    Granted, but it's monopoly money.

    I wish I could post in this thread.
    Granted but you get banned the next time you post.

    I wish that today is going to be the best day of my life so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lzsg View Post
    Granted. You can now post in this thread, but none other, anywhere.

    I wish clouds were green.
    Granted but they are full of deadly gas that will destroy all of mankind.

    Answer to my last wish :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathguard View Post
    Granted but you get banned the next time you post.

    I wish that today is going to be the best day of my life so far.

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    Granted but they are full of deadly gas that will destroy all of mankind.

    Answer to my last wish :3
    Granted but you die at 11:59PM

    I wish that I never needed to sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but you die at 11:59PM

    I wish that I never needed to sleep.
    granted you are dead.

    I wish for a massive end of the world party on my birthday this year (yes my birthday is 12-21)

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    Granted, but the world really does end, which is an awful birthday present.

    I wish I was a demon slayer riding a black unicorn down by the river on my way to slay the beast of Pirate's Bay so that I can reclaim the feathery wings from the chest within the ship that went all the way down to the bottom of the sea because of a tempest. (Song references, ho!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but the world really does end, which is an awful birthday present.

    I wish I was a demon slayer riding a black unicorn down by the river on my way to slay the beast of Pirate's Bay so that I can reclaim the feathery wings from the chest within the ship that went all the way down to the bottom of the sea because of a tempest. (Song references, ho!)
    Granted, but each night as the sun sets, you will turn into a Carebear until you receive true love's kiss. By night one way By day another. This shall be the norm Until you find true love's first kiss And then take love's true form.


    I wish another Turok game would be made, using Cryengine3 or Unreal engine 4 and would be PC exclusive.

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    Granted, but it can only be controlled by a controller that is $125,750 dollars.

    I wish I had the ability to hyperlink songs just by typing parts of their name.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but it can only be controlled by a controller that is $125,750 dollars.

    I wish I had the ability to hyperlink songs just by typing parts of their name.
    Granted but the hyperlinks are randomly generated and they are not connected to the corresponding song.

    I wish I had the ability to know what others feel about me.

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    Granted! Now you know how others feel! You know how they feel? Sad, melancholic, drepressed, why? Because they know you know what they feel! It's a curse!


    I wish people stopped hatin' on my avatar. :b
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    Granted. Now they started hating on your name instead.

    I wish the world was ruled by kittens.

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