1. #5401
    Mechagnome Akshak's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    533
    Granted but you are eternally chased by The Rabbit with his big...pointy....look at the bonnesssss!

    I wish Tim the Wizard would incinerate The Rabbit afterwards for dinner.


    ** WoW (Aggramar) **
    Drphilidan (Vengeance Demon Hunter) / Talayleana (Guardian Druid)

  2. #5402
    The Patient Nario64's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Vancouver, BC, CANADA Eh?
    Posts
    229
    Granted, but once the D&D game ends you all realize you're sitting in your friend's parents basement.

    I wish I had a supercharger for my Mustang.

  3. #5403
    Warchief Serj Tankian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    United States & Germany
    Posts
    2,160
    Granted, but it's for the wrong model. However the year is correct.

    I wish I was The Doctor.
    [CENTER]

  4. #5404
    Fluffy Kitten ghostkitteh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    vegas bb
    Posts
    1,299
    Granted, you're now The Doctor, but since you never specified which "The Doctor," you're now The Doctor of Stalingrad, a movie.

    I wish we Moderators got paid thirty dollars per infraction.



  5. #5405
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, you're now The Doctor, but since you never specified which "The Doctor," you're now The Doctor of Stalingrad, a movie.

    I wish we Moderators got paid thirty dollars per infraction.
    Granted, but love and tolerance suddenly take over the world and no infractions will ever take place again.

    I wish for a zombie apocalypse so I can chop some zombies after I take my anti-zombifying serum.

  6. #5406
    Quote Originally Posted by That Feel View Post
    Granted, but love and tolerance suddenly take over the world and no infractions will ever take place again.

    I wish for a zombie apocalypse so I can chop some zombies after I take my anti-zombifying serum.
    Granted, but all zombies migrate to the north pole. Happy hunting!.

    I wish i had a first class ticket to Thailand over x-mas instead of flying coach.

  7. #5407
    Moderator Anakso's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Perth, Australia
    Posts
    5,011
    Granted but the plane suffers some problems mid flight and you end up on the island from lost.

    I wish Dyra would like K-pop

  8. #5408
    Mechagnome Akshak's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    533
    Granted but the world suddenly has a freak occurrence of mass amnesia and no one can remember who Dyra or K-Pop is.

    I wish my work day would end already (it's just started).


    ** WoW (Aggramar) **
    Drphilidan (Vengeance Demon Hunter) / Talayleana (Guardian Druid)

  9. #5409
    The Patient Nario64's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Vancouver, BC, CANADA Eh?
    Posts
    229
    Granted, you're fired.

    I wish for an orb of pure light that fits in my hands.

  10. #5410
    Stood in the Fire Saladin456's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Englandland
    Posts
    351
    Granted, but it blinds you so you can't find it any more.

    I wish my left ear was seventeen feet wide and painted pale blue.
    Last edited by Saladin456; 2012-11-30 at 05:03 PM. Reason: spellign

  11. #5411
    Quote Originally Posted by TheFurry View Post
    Granted, but it blinds you so you can't find it any more.

    I wish my left ear was seventeen feet wide and painted pale blue.
    Granted but at 17' your ear weighs so much your stuck in one place your whole life. Also, they were out of Pale Blue Paint but Pink was on sale so we went with that. We got a hell of a bargain though.

    I wish I could leave after supper from the Christmas Party at work.

  12. #5412
    Fluffy Kitten Dyra's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Fording the Ox
    Posts
    1,569
    Granted. Except all your colleagues decide to follow you home and continue the party at your place.

    I wish I had some delicious chocolate.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

  13. #5413
    The Patient Nario64's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Vancouver, BC, CANADA Eh?
    Posts
    229
    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    I wish I had some delicious chocolate.
    Granted, it was made by two girls, it comes in a cup. Enjoy.

    I wish I had perfect aim.

  14. #5414
    Mechagnome Akshak's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    533
    Granted but you die in a fiery crash when playing a game of chicken on the interstate with a semi tractor trailer.

    I wish December 14th would hurry up so I can see The Hobbit.


    ** WoW (Aggramar) **
    Drphilidan (Vengeance Demon Hunter) / Talayleana (Guardian Druid)

  15. #5415
    Fluffy Kitten ghostkitteh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    vegas bb
    Posts
    1,299
    Granted, but it's the worst movie ever made and gets a 0.5/10 average review.

    I wish LOTR and Harry Potter were never made.



  16. #5416
    Moderator Anakso's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Perth, Australia
    Posts
    5,011
    Granted. As a result JK rowling never becomes rich and donates money to charity, millions die. Peter Jackson never brings money into the NZ economy and due to the recession their government collapses, wild gangs of roaming street thugs ravage the streets and begin building an army. Russia sends a nuclear sub to deal with it thus breaking the no nuclear new Zealand treaty and WW3 is started. I hope you're happy.

    I wish we could find people to use Hyoyeon and Sunny as their avatars

  17. #5417
    Granted. But then Majad bans them and their avatars become that banned image.

    I wish Anakso didn't close the old Players vs. Mods thread to make a new one.
    I'm one of those people with their PC specs listed in their signature now. Aryan PC Master Race.

    I know you Intel fanboys are jelly over my brand new hardware:
    My Intel fidget spinner.

  18. #5418
    Granted, but it's hit the maximum post limit, so you can't post.

    I wish I had acted on the $5 Spec Ops: The Line deal on Amazon... I came online today to grab it and it had already ended. =/

  19. #5419
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but it's hit the maximum post limit, so you can't post.

    I wish I had acted on the $5 Spec Ops: The Line deal on Amazon... I came online today to grab it and it had already ended. =/
    granted, but you need to pay double the difference in additional shipping costs. yes, even if it's digital.

    I wish i could estimate better when my glass of soda will be full, so I don't spill soda over my desk anymore.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  20. #5420
    Epic! Wayne25uk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Maltby,Rotherham
    Posts
    1,711
    Granted you waste the next 90 years of your life studying the ins and outs of measurements and water spillage in soda.

    I wish all flacid men and extremely hung men could swap places for one day (im not gonna enjoy being flacid for the day )

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •