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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,he has sex with 5 grannies 3 horses 2 turnips and 1 transvestite.Why on earth you wanted to watch that i dont know....

    I wish Nario64 could never erase that memory from his mind! HAHAHAHA!
    Granted, but you will be forced to share every memory aswell.

    I wish I knew how to play Garry's Mod

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    Granted, but you discovery that most of the good multiplayer communities have died long ago.

    I wish I owned the holy grail.



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    Granted but you are eternally chased by The Rabbit with his big...pointy....look at the bonnesssss!

    I wish Tim the Wizard would incinerate The Rabbit afterwards for dinner.


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    Granted, but once the D&D game ends you all realize you're sitting in your friend's parents basement.

    I wish I had a supercharger for my Mustang.

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    Granted, but it's for the wrong model. However the year is correct.

    I wish I was The Doctor.

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    Granted, you're now The Doctor, but since you never specified which "The Doctor," you're now The Doctor of Stalingrad, a movie.

    I wish we Moderators got paid thirty dollars per infraction.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, you're now The Doctor, but since you never specified which "The Doctor," you're now The Doctor of Stalingrad, a movie.

    I wish we Moderators got paid thirty dollars per infraction.
    Granted, but love and tolerance suddenly take over the world and no infractions will ever take place again.

    I wish for a zombie apocalypse so I can chop some zombies after I take my anti-zombifying serum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by That Feel View Post
    Granted, but love and tolerance suddenly take over the world and no infractions will ever take place again.

    I wish for a zombie apocalypse so I can chop some zombies after I take my anti-zombifying serum.
    Granted, but all zombies migrate to the north pole. Happy hunting!.

    I wish i had a first class ticket to Thailand over x-mas instead of flying coach.

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    Granted but the plane suffers some problems mid flight and you end up on the island from lost.

    I wish Dyra would like K-pop

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    Granted but the world suddenly has a freak occurrence of mass amnesia and no one can remember who Dyra or K-Pop is.

    I wish my work day would end already (it's just started).


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    Granted, you're fired.

    I wish for an orb of pure light that fits in my hands.

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    Granted, but it blinds you so you can't find it any more.

    I wish my left ear was seventeen feet wide and painted pale blue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFurry View Post
    Granted, but it blinds you so you can't find it any more.

    I wish my left ear was seventeen feet wide and painted pale blue.
    Granted but at 17' your ear weighs so much your stuck in one place your whole life. Also, they were out of Pale Blue Paint but Pink was on sale so we went with that. We got a hell of a bargain though.

    I wish I could leave after supper from the Christmas Party at work.

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    Granted. Except all your colleagues decide to follow you home and continue the party at your place.

    I wish I had some delicious chocolate.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    I wish I had some delicious chocolate.
    Granted, it was made by two girls, it comes in a cup. Enjoy.

    I wish I had perfect aim.

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    Granted but you die in a fiery crash when playing a game of chicken on the interstate with a semi tractor trailer.

    I wish December 14th would hurry up so I can see The Hobbit.


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    Granted, but it's the worst movie ever made and gets a 0.5/10 average review.

    I wish LOTR and Harry Potter were never made.



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    Granted. As a result JK rowling never becomes rich and donates money to charity, millions die. Peter Jackson never brings money into the NZ economy and due to the recession their government collapses, wild gangs of roaming street thugs ravage the streets and begin building an army. Russia sends a nuclear sub to deal with it thus breaking the no nuclear new Zealand treaty and WW3 is started. I hope you're happy.

    I wish we could find people to use Hyoyeon and Sunny as their avatars

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    Granted. But then Majad bans them and their avatars become that banned image.

    I wish Anakso didn't close the old Players vs. Mods thread to make a new one.

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    Granted, but it's hit the maximum post limit, so you can't post.

    I wish I had acted on the $5 Spec Ops: The Line deal on Amazon... I came online today to grab it and it had already ended. =/

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