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    Granted but everyone in the world dies at the wish of the one person who had a bad day and wished he was the last person on earth.

    I wish Lady Luck would smile on me the next 2 weeks so I can win the $275 pot in my fantasy football league and pull a "Worst to First" turnaround from last year.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    Granted but everyone in the world dies at the wish of the one person who had a bad day and wished he was the last person on earth.

    I wish Lady Luck would smile on me the next 2 weeks so I can win the $275 pot in my fantasy football league and pull a "Worst to First" turnaround from last year.
    That goes completely against my wish as his wish could not make anyone else's life unfair. He couldn't even wish that as it was not about granting others wishes it was about making life fair.

    But granted, you won the $275 pot but then got hit with a $550 bill from out of nowhere.

    Now, since my wish wasn't not actually granted in a way that didn't violate the wish itself....

    I wish life was actually fair and people really got what they deserved in life. No more rich people who didn't deserve it and you really could make it in this world if you tried. Also, no more of them people who just seem to be blessed in everything they do and never being held accountable for their actions or having people who are held accountable for their actions along with the actions of anyone they just happen to be around or getting punished for no other reason than bad luck their whole lives. A life where your life really is 100% what you make of it, for better or worse and no one could hold you up or hold you down anymore.

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    Granted but the only way to enforce such laws is with hefty punishments for anyone who is thought to be taking advantage of another person. This leads to roving government death squads that make sure no one is being taken advantage of or kept down. This leads to Anarchy in the UK, as well as the rest of the world.
    Society falls apart and life becomes every man for him self.

    I wish I won $100,000,000 so I'd never have to do another Job I didn't like again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anakso View Post
    Granted but the only way to enforce such laws is with hefty punishments for anyone who is thought to be taking advantage of another person. This leads to roving government death squads that make sure no one is being taken advantage of or kept down. This leads to Anarchy in the UK, as well as the rest of the world.
    Society falls apart and life becomes every man for him self.

    I wish I won $100,000,000 so I'd never have to do another Job I didn't like again!
    There ya go, now that was a good one =).

    Wish granted, but your first thing you did was buy a horse and try and impress a girl you REALLY liked who was into horses. You ended up falling off and ending up like Christopher Reeves and after a year of sitting in a bed spending the majority of your money on looking for a way to fix it, they finally discover how to but the day before your operation, you have trouble sleeping and take some sleeping pills and end up pulling a Heath Ledger and never waking up.

    I humans could consciously regrow any part of their body on command including teeth, fingernails, eyes and hair.

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    Granted, but the new body part has cancer which spreads to the rest of the body, killing everyone. By the time people realise what has happened, it's too late to save the human race, but not too late to make sure that you regret causing the death of billions...

    I wish I had something better to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFurry View Post
    Granted, but the new body part has cancer which spreads to the rest of the body, killing everyone. By the time people realise what has happened, it's too late to save the human race, but not too late to make sure that you regret causing the death of billions...

    I wish I had something better to do.
    Granted, you now have 10 70 page essays to write before tomorrow.

    I wish the lightbulbs in my ceiling hadnt burned out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anakonda View Post
    Granted, you now have 10 70 page essays to write before tomorrow.

    I wish the lightbulbs in my ceiling hadnt burned out
    Granted, instead of burning out, they blew up scattering scalding hot shards of glass explosively across your entire room permanently disfiguring your entire body and unfortunately, they flickered before they blew which cause you to look up just as they exploded so the shards caught you directly in the eyes blinding you for life while also damaging the nerves so you are in agonizing pain as it feels as the your eyes are always in the process of getting punctured and your brain is fed a constant image on a blindingly bright light that you can never turn away from.

    I wish the adds about adding 2 inches to your penis everyone used to get in our emails all the time actually worked, lol.

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    Granted, but word gets up of this, and then everyone on reddit and 4chan spam your email address with those emails, soon enough your penis grows so big, that you dont have enough blood flow to control it, or yourself, you pass out and die whilst never being able to get it out and get it up.

    actually, thinking about it, if 4chan + reddit got wind of this, it would be so big, you could probably lasso the moon with the damn thing. look at what they are doing with the kim jong un thing on TIME's person of the year site.




    I wish for a wheel of edam cheese, completely edible and not covered in anything, with no diseases in or around it, and no im not allergic to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoxQuantum View Post
    Granted, but word gets up of this, and then everyone on reddit and 4chan spam your email address with those emails, soon enough your penis grows so big, that you dont have enough blood flow to control it, or yourself, you pass out and die whilst never being able to get it out and get it up.

    actually, thinking about it, if 4chan + reddit got wind of this, it would be so big, you could probably lasso the moon with the damn thing. look at what they are doing with the kim jong un thing on TIME's person of the year site.




    I wish for a wheel of edam cheese, completely edible and not covered in anything, with no diseases in or around it, and no im not allergic to it.
    Granted but you must first consume wings covered in the world's hottest hot sauce until you burn your taste buds off.

    I wish I had friends.

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    Granted, but these "friends" just use you, making you buy them things and drive them places. They aren't really interested in you.

    I wish I had a million Canadian dollars to deposit into my bank account that's completely legit.

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    Granted but the Canadian dollar suffers its worst crash ever and amounts to being worth no more than a pile of dirt.

    I wish people would develop a sense of humor on some of these wishes.


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    Granted, but the humor is morbid and tasteless. Only few find it actually funny, you not included.

    I wish Akshak was a real panda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nario64 View Post
    Granted, but the humor is morbid and tasteless. Only few find it actually funny, you not included.

    I wish Akshak was a real panda.


    Granted, but she has bad hygene and a condition where she constantantly menstrates so she is bleeding everyday 365, and there is no treatment.


    I wish, I had a Porsche Panamera

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    Granted but you're given one for Christmas.....in a Mattel box.

    I wish I wasn't a real panda since they're too stupid to reproduce and die off.


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    Granted! But that menstruation problem you got from the Mall Security is still going strong. Looks like you won't be reproducing either.

    I wish for snow.

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    Granted, you now have thirty six feet of snow.

    I wish I was the richest person in the world.

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    Granted, but the cause of this is that everyone loses their money, somehow. You're now the richest person in the world, by a dollar (with a dollar).

    I wish for more fun matches of Orcs Must Die! 2.

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    Granted, but they replace the soundtrack with constant repetition of "Onomonopia, Onomonopia, Onomonopia" and you can't turn off the sound.

    I wish my house was less dusty.
    “The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.” - Emerson

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    Quote Originally Posted by taurvanhiel View Post
    Granted, but they replace the soundtrack with constant repetition of "Onomonopia, Onomonopia, Onomonopia" and you can't turn off the sound.

    I wish my house was less dusty.
    Granted, you now have a maid that cleans your house for you, but her pay comes directly out of your lifespan. (In minutes. Twelve minutes per hour she works, and you can never fire her)

    I wish it was snowing.

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    granted..its snowing but 4 towns over.

    i wish just once my dad didnt critize me for 1 thing...that he freaking did.
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    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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