Granted but now every time you want your steak well done it comes out well iced and you have a Steak Cube.
I wish the Oreo Cookie would dictate the end of the world, not some long dead Central American Indian civilization.
** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
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Granted, but the world already ended thousands of years ago, however, in an effort to cope with the mass extinction, humanity has been continuing in the afterlife. Since we're already dead, the world can't really end, for it'd just restart the cycle.
I wish I knew everything there was to know about everything, anything, AND something.
Granted, but you get so acclimated to them you MUST stick to them, whatever they happen to be. So if it happens to be that you need to stay up late to finish some homework due the next day, sorry your sleeping habit makes you fall asleep. Or if you want to get to bed early because you have to wake up early or need some extra rest or something, sorry.
I wish I had a pro knowledgable mage friend to check my calculations.
Granted, you now are friends with a Techno-Wizard in real life (who happens to be me, since I'm one thanks to my insane pills I make as a pink Twi'lek scientist (thanks Majad >.>)), and I help you figure out how to charge a battery with your toes.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted, but you have to invite me over to watch it with you and I use you money to make awesome food.
I wish I had a friend or son named Lord Corintheius De'Aleki Of Yrrlgrlx, The Great, Master of Illusions.
Granted, but your son, Lord Corintheius De'Aleki Of Yrrlgrlx, The Great, Master of Illusions, is such a master of illusions that he is, in fact, an illusion himself.I wish I had a friend or son named Lord Corintheius De'Aleki Of Yrrlgrlx, The Great, Master of Illusions.
I wish that Faster Than Light, Hotline Miami, and Mark of the Ninja go on a significant sale (75% off), that I am able to purchase and play them, and that I enjoy them.
Granted, but your Steam account gets permabanned for being so cold.
I wish I was the best chef in the entire universe, and had a magical pantry that, when opened, had the ingredients for whatever I wanted to make.
Granted but the Caymans get nuked.
I wish for unlimited wishes
Granted. But I die so I can't grant any of those wishes.
I wish I had heat vision.
Granted, but you're dead so you can't use it. Also, how did you make a wish when you were dead?
I wish I knew how Blueobelisk made his wish while being dead.
"Do not only practice your art, but force yourself into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine." -- Ludwig Van Beethoven
Granted, but since I didn't know what the heck that really is you instead get to live a week in Minecraft.
I wish there was something more fun to do now.