1. #5681
    Granted. You now know what you want to wish for. It is so amazing that you can't control yourself. You quickly lose sanity and commit multiple murders, landing you in Death Row; your only escape is the electric chair.

    I wish I could beat this Hotline Miami level.

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    Granted, but then a massive rock falls on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post
    Granted, but then a massive rock falls on you.
    So, what's your wish?

    ***Skip me, obviously.***

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    So, what's your wish?

    ***Skip me, obviously.***
    whoops

    I wish my teammates in LoL wouldn't be braindead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post
    whoops

    I wish my teammates in LoL wouldn't be braindead.
    Granted, but they all disconnect!
    I wish for 5 more wishes!
    Retarded to the point of genius.... and all the way back to retarded again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badmojoman View Post
    Granted, but they all disconnect!
    I wish for 5 more wishes!
    Granted, but all of them will be corrupted.

    I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willy Wonka View Post
    Granted, but all of them will be corrupted.

    I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
    Denied !

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    I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
    Granted, but rather than the wish becoming corrupt, you yourself become corrupt leading to the destruction of the earth.

    I wish for a Warp Drive that will not malfunction and the means to power and use the warp drive which won't malfunction. (including the ship, which will also not malfunction)

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    Granted, but the ship is far too complex for any human to fly.

    I wish that I had a pineapple.



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    Granted, but the pineapple is on fire.

    I wish I had the power over life and death.
    “A fool is not a person who does not know something. Rather, a fool is a person who is given information but who chooses to ignore what he is given based on how he wants things to be, rather than how things are."

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  11. #5691
    Granted! You now have the power of life and death. You can resurrect people and kill them just with a thought. Thing is, one day, you thought about how you would die and said, "I want to die while eating spaghetti", and so you went down the kitchen, made some spaghetti, ate it, and died you did!



    I wish I was super cool.

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    Granted, you are now a Popsicle

    I wish I didn't have to level another alt on my friends server.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roangut View Post
    Granted, you are now a Popsicle

    I wish I didn't have to level another alt on my friends server.
    Granted, your friend is now dead, killed by Kasierith.

    I wish I could just corrupt other people's wishes without having to wish for a wish of my own. Figuring out what wish to wish for is so hard.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    Granted, your friend is now dead, killed by Kasierith.

    I wish I could just corrupt other people's wishes without having to wish for a wish of my own. Figuring out what wish to wish for is so hard.
    Granted. Unfortunately, your own wish negated itself, thus unnegating itself, and then negating itself again, resulting in a paradox and sucking you into another dimension filled with green slimey things.

    I wish I had a bunny.
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  15. #5695
    You now have a bunny. Its name is Majad and it's red and pink. Also poos every minute and pees where ever he pleases. Enjoy!


    I wish I wasn't a bunny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    You now have a bunny. Its name is Majad and it's red and pink. Also poos every minute and pees where ever he pleases. Enjoy!


    I wish I wasn't a bunny.
    Granted, you are now a miniature kangaroo that poos every minute and pees where ever you pleases, also you became female.

    i wish a watch which will welcome western walnut wishes.

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    Granted, but it's a potato disguised as a pineapple.

    I wish oranges were tomato flashlights.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but it's a potato disguised as a pineapple.

    I wish oranges were tomato flashlights.
    Granted. Oranges are now all tomato flashlights. Killer... tomato flashlights.

    I wish NCSoft didn't shut down City Of Heroes, those bastards.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    Granted. Oranges are now all tomato flashlights. Killer... tomato flashlights.

    I wish NCSoft didn't shut down City Of Heroes, those bastards.
    Granted. They kept it up, but in order to keep interest installed a virus through the pixels that, when seen, burrows into ones brain and makes them NCSoft's slave, completely under their control. You are now a beta tester in their real life mortal combat game. Your first opponent is Chuck Norris.

    I wish I was the prettiest person in the world.
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    Granted! You are now the prettiest person in the word. Because you are so pretty, you get a lot of stalkers, paparazzi and what not! You eventually die in a car accident because of these people.

    And oh, the car accident happens two days after your wish comes true!

    I wish to be a bad person.

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