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    Granted, but it looks rather silly there on your chin.

    I wish it was 5:00 right now (US Eastern Standard, you don't get to corrupt that easily!)

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    Granted, however, the value of all digits on a clock have coincidentally been reassigned: 1 is now (ten), 2 is now eleven, 3 is now twelve, 4 is now one, 5 is now two, 6 is now three...etc.

    I wish the poster below me would stop by and "clean up after my dog" in the backyard.

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    Granted, I arrive in your back yard with a broom and sweep his 'mess' all over the place, on your furnature, on your fence... I

    I wish Windows and Apple would get along.

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    Granted, they've merged their companies and are now called "Wapple". Since there is no more competition in the market, Wapple has no motivation to increase the quality of its products and technological advancement comes to a screeching halt. Also, the world blows up. I'm not sure why, but it blows up.

    I wish I could eat a hamburger every once in awhile.

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    Granted, but they're actually just cardboard cutouts of hamburgers.

    I wish that every cow and pig in the world got replaced by large chickens of equal or greater weight to the cow or pig it replaced.

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    Granted but they can't support the greater weight on their skinny chicken legs and die off because they can't move around to get enough food. Now no one can ever eat delicious chicken again.

    I wish the person below me gets their wish!

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    Granted but they can't support the greater weight on their skinny chicken legs and die off because they can't move around to get enough food. Now no one can ever eat delicious chicken again.

    I wish the person below me gets their wish!
    Granted. My wish will obviously be to kill you. I do that often.

    I wish to kill the poster above and below me- with a T-Rex. That then promptly turns around and eats me as well.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Granted. However, the T-Rex ate the messenger, and so he's lost and confused and has no idea where any of the three of us are, and will therefore wander around eating random people instead of finding the people you want.

    I wish I had more time.
    “…the whole trouble lies here. In words, words. Each one of us has within him a whole world of things, each man of us his own special world. And how can we ever come to an understanding if I put in the words I utter the sense and value of things as I see them; while you who listen to me must inevitably translate them according to the conception of things each one of you has within himself. We think we understand each other, but we never really do.”
    XKCD is always relevant. Always.

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    Granted. You now have all the time in the universe! But you are also trapped in Stasis Field, to be maintained indefinitely in timeless suspended animation.

    I wish I'm forever young. And adorable.

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    Granted, but society's view of beauty has changed. People now think saggy, elderly women with skin diseases are the hottest. thing. ever.

    I wish someone would teach me how to imbed links as text like you did with Stasis Field.


    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    I wish to kill the poster above and below me- with a T-Rex. That then promptly turns around and eats me as well.

    I wish to see more of you around this forum. You amuse me greatly.

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    Granted! Highlight text, click on the internet link icon between the emoticon and the email/envelope; and then copy paste your link into the dialogue. But as soon as you tried to do this you'll post an inappropriate advertising link and becomes banned! Also the T-Rex finds you.

    I wish people think silver hair and saggy is the new sexy!

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    Lol, granted, but you are now forever young and adorable. (Thanks for teaching me)

    I wish I could somehow tame the T-Rex and make it fight for justice. I also want it to wear a cape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Lol, granted, but you are now forever young and adorable. (Thanks for teaching me)

    I wish I could somehow tame the T-Rex and make it fight for justice. I also want it to wear a cape.
    Granted. However, he recalls all the wishes you have corrupted, deems you to have committed grave injustices, and promptly eats you as well. And his cape has the following design:



    I wish my T-Rex would obey only me. And turn to evil, like me, forsaking justice. And also keep the cape.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Granted but your T-Rex is 1cm high and his teeth are rubber.

    I wish I found WoW more enjoyable.
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    Granted. It becomes so enjoyable that you spend the rest of your life staring at the screen until you starve to death.

    I wish I no longer required sustenance.
    “…the whole trouble lies here. In words, words. Each one of us has within him a whole world of things, each man of us his own special world. And how can we ever come to an understanding if I put in the words I utter the sense and value of things as I see them; while you who listen to me must inevitably translate them according to the conception of things each one of you has within himself. We think we understand each other, but we never really do.”
    XKCD is always relevant. Always.

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    Granted, but instead your body now requires spray tan to live. You'll be like Tanning Mom but worse.

    I wish I could digitize myself, travel through the Internet, and pop out of other people's computers.

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    I'm tempted to make this my avatar, just a for a single day.

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    Granted, however while travelling the internet wire breaks, trapping you in it forever!

    I wish that the local sports store start hiring again and I can get a job there.
    [08:44:11] Kurioxan: as long they get big im alright with that

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    Granted, but you're working at $1 an hour.

    I wish the work I did yesterday was more entertaining (worked 6AM-9PM, helped exactly 22 people)...

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    Granted! You were kidnap at gunpoint from your job, and spend all of yesterday in the trunk of the getaway car of bank robbers, being chased around by the police. By the time the criminals were apprehended, you had passed out and went noticed as the car was parked in evidence...

    I wish Hello Kitty is my pet.


    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    I'm tempted to make this my avatar, just a for a single day.
    Stolen!

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    Granted. However Kitty reveals his/hers true evilness and turns you into his/hers slave, you now live sitting out on cold river banks fishing up their favourite fish and then cleaning up the 3000 fur balls he/she spits out daily.

    I wish Semaphore would change her avatar.
    [08:44:11] Kurioxan: as long they get big im alright with that

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