1. #5801
    Granted, but you have to draw them all (if you draw an avatar Ill use it :P)

    I wish I had gotten a few more hours of sleep

  2. #5802
    Granted. You have gotten a "few" more hours of sleep -- you've been in a medically-induced coma for years.

    I wish I could watch more Adventure Time.

  3. #5803
    Granted, but the show soon turns even more terrible, to the point watching it kills you.

    (Also, Xanjori, I'd make you one if photoshop, but unless you want a picture of a drawing, that wouldn't happen :P)

    I wish I had an extra $100 right now.



  4. #5804
    Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

    I wish Mynta didn't refuse to make avatars for people all the time.

  5. #5805
    Granted, Mynta draws you the worst avatar ever and you have no choice but to use it.

    I wish the forum was more active during the hours Im awake.

  6. #5806
    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Granted, Mynta draws you the worst avatar ever and you have no choice but to use it.

    I wish the forum was more active during the hours Im awake.
    Granted. They only talk about FF7 and how Sephiroth is the greatest character ever. Sephi-who? Exactly.

    I wish I didn't have to clean up after my pet lizard. He puked. Nasty.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    Granted. They only talk about FF7 and how Sephiroth is the greatest character ever. Sephi-who? Exactly.

    I wish I didn't have to clean up after my pet lizard. He puked. Nasty.
    granted, you now have to clean up after your pet bird, who has diarrhea, and nausea, who is also 6 feet tall

    i wish i wished upon a wishing star, next to a wishing well, with a western rabid rabbit.

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    Granted. The wishing star falls from the skies, falling right into the wishing well and startling the western rabid rabbit into leaping and biting you.

    I wish I didn't have to study to pass my exams.

  9. #5809
    Granted, but your exams now span 3 weeks, 7 hours every day, including weekends.

    I wish my headache would go away.

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    Granted, but now you're feeling nauseated. Grab a bucket.

    I wish humans didn't have to work and could spend more time enjoying their lives.

  11. #5811
    Granted. Too bad you're not a human, you're a tiger.

    I wish that all of my friends would be online and willing to play whatever game I want with me at all times.

  12. #5812
    Granted. But you no longer have any game and your computer has reverted back to a 1990s DOS machine!

    I wish I have three monitors.

  13. #5813
    Granted, but they don't work.

    I wish semaphore would have realized that that was far too easy to corrupt.

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    Granted but now because he does because of you, it makes it impossible for you to corrupt his wish, or anyone else for that matter, so there is a rip in space time continuum, causing your life to end in a very painful and excruciating way. Then, to make matters worse, since you ripped the space time continuum no one remembers you exist, your friends, family, etc have no clue you were ever born.

    I wish I could turn into a dragon :3



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    Granted, but turning into a dragon only means that you dress up as a costumed furrie. Now you have to dance outside a pimped out Escalade with other horribly dysfunctional humans in costumes.

    I wish I the wind wouldn't always mess up my hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Granted, but turning into a dragon only means that you dress up as a costumed furrie. Now you have to dance outside a pimped out Escalade with other horribly dysfunctional humans in costumes.

    I wish I the wind wouldn't always mess up my hair.
    Granted, you will become bald.

    I wish for health, wealth and happiness.

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    Granted, you will become bald.

    I wish for health, wealth and happiness.
    granted. however, these are granted to some random pedophile instead of to you.

    I wish I had every single game that you can have on steam in my active account.

  18. #5818
    Granted, but you get banned from the internet and can't sign on to Steam to play them.

    I wish I was infamous.



  19. #5819
    Granted. But you became infamous as the person who blew up Earth, so 5 minutes after you achieved infamy all of human race is no more D:

    I wish I own the Moon.

  20. #5820
    Granted, but you have to live there to keep it tidy.

    I wish I had more chocolate.

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