Granted. The solution to said moral dilemma is to eat a baby. Whole. You may like it, but society doesn't.
I wish Liagala didn't just eat a baby.
Granted, instead, Liagala just ate you, angering Rise and Colonel Spot, causing them to declare war on Boston.
I wish more people used Mynta-Made avatars and sigs.
Granted, but you have to draw them all (if you draw an avatar Ill use it :P)
I wish I had gotten a few more hours of sleep
Granted, but the show soon turns even more terrible, to the point watching it kills you.
(Also, Xanjori, I'd make you one if photoshop, but unless you want a picture of a drawing, that wouldn't happen :P)
I wish I had an extra $100 right now.
Granted, but it's Monopoly money.
I wish Mynta didn't refuse to make avatars for people all the time.
Granted, Mynta draws you the worst avatar ever and you have no choice but to use it.
I wish the forum was more active during the hours Im awake.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Granted. The wishing star falls from the skies, falling right into the wishing well and startling the western rabid rabbit into leaping and biting you.
I wish I didn't have to study to pass my exams.
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Granted, but your exams now span 3 weeks, 7 hours every day, including weekends.
I wish my headache would go away.
Granted, but now you're feeling nauseated. Grab a bucket.
I wish humans didn't have to work and could spend more time enjoying their lives.
Granted. But you no longer have any game and your computer has reverted back to a 1990s DOS machine!
I wish I have three monitors.
Granted but now because he does because of you, it makes it impossible for you to corrupt his wish, or anyone else for that matter, so there is a rip in space time continuum, causing your life to end in a very painful and excruciating way. Then, to make matters worse, since you ripped the space time continuum no one remembers you exist, your friends, family, etc have no clue you were ever born.
I wish I could turn into a dragon :3
Granted, but turning into a dragon only means that you dress up as a costumed furrie. Now you have to dance outside a pimped out Escalade with other horribly dysfunctional humans in costumes.
I wish I the wind wouldn't always mess up my hair.
Want ACTA? No? Say NO to TTIP! Want GMO's? No? Say NO to TTIP! Want your country controlled by US buisness interests? No? Say NO to TTIP!
Granted, but you get banned from the internet and can't sign on to Steam to play them.
I wish I was infamous.