Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

**Kalyyn** · 2013-01-11, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Dvaldin

Granted, but Cyberpunk 2077 is released in 1870 before the invention of computers, no one knows what it is, and it is discarded and forgotten.

You didn't make a wish.

I wish you'd made a wish.

**Liagala** · 2013-01-11, 07:55 PM

Granted, he did. It just got edited in after your post, making your wish seem to make no sense. (I love it when wishes corrupt themselves!)

I wish the solution to a moral dilemma I've been pondering would come to me, and be one that I like.

**icedwarrior** · 2013-01-11, 08:05 PM

Granted. The solution to said moral dilemma is to eat a baby. Whole. You may like it, but society doesn't.

I wish Liagala didn't just eat a baby.

**~Mynta Swirl~** · 2013-01-11, 08:08 PM

Granted, instead, Liagala just ate you, angering Rise and Colonel Spot, causing them to declare war on Boston.

I wish more people used Mynta-Made avatars and sigs.

**Xanjori** · 2013-01-12, 12:09 AM

Granted, but you have to draw them all (if you draw an avatar Ill use it :P)

I wish I had gotten a few more hours of sleep

**icedwarrior** · 2013-01-12, 12:31 AM

Granted. You have gotten a "few" more hours of sleep -- you've been in a medically-induced coma for years.

I wish I could watch more Adventure Time.

**~Mynta Swirl~** · 2013-01-12, 12:41 AM

Granted, but the show soon turns even more terrible, to the point watching it kills you.

(Also, Xanjori, I'd make you one if photoshop, but unless you want a picture of a drawing, that wouldn't happen :P)

I wish I had an extra $100 right now.

**Liagala** · 2013-01-12, 01:25 AM

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish Mynta didn't refuse to make avatars for people all the time.

**Xanjori** · 2013-01-12, 01:28 AM

Granted, Mynta draws you the worst avatar ever and you have no choice but to use it.

I wish the forum was more active during the hours Im awake.

**King Candy** · 2013-01-12, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Xanjori

Granted, Mynta draws you the worst avatar ever and you have no choice but to use it.

I wish the forum was more active during the hours Im awake.

Granted. They only talk about FF7 and how Sephiroth is the greatest character ever. Sephi-who? Exactly.

I wish I didn't have to clean up after my pet lizard. He puked. Nasty.

**Ridesdel** · 2013-01-12, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by Holidae

Granted. They only talk about FF7 and how Sephiroth is the greatest character ever. Sephi-who? Exactly.

I wish I didn't have to clean up after my pet lizard. He puked. Nasty.

granted, you now have to clean up after your pet bird, who has diarrhea, and nausea, who is also 6 feet tall

i wish i wished upon a wishing star, next to a wishing well, with a western rabid rabbit.

**Kasierith** · 2013-01-12, 03:49 AM

Granted. The wishing star falls from the skies, falling right into the wishing well and startling the western rabid rabbit into leaping and biting you.

I wish I didn't have to study to pass my exams.

**Xanjori** · 2013-01-12, 03:51 AM

Granted, but your exams now span 3 weeks, 7 hours every day, including weekends.

I wish my headache would go away.

**Letmesleep** · 2013-01-12, 04:10 AM

Granted, but now you're feeling nauseated. Grab a bucket.

I wish humans didn't have to work and could spend more time enjoying their lives.

**icedwarrior** · 2013-01-12, 06:52 AM

Granted. Too bad you're not a human, you're a tiger.

I wish that all of my friends would be online and willing to play whatever game I want with me at all times.

**semaphore** · 2013-01-12, 09:57 AM

Granted. But you no longer have any game and your computer has reverted back to a 1990s DOS machine!

I wish I have three monitors.

**icedwarrior** · 2013-01-12, 10:13 AM

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish semaphore would have realized that that was far too easy to corrupt.

**-Zait-** · 2013-01-12, 10:40 AM

Granted but now because he does because of you, it makes it impossible for you to corrupt his wish, or anyone else for that matter, so there is a rip in space time continuum, causing your life to end in a very painful and excruciating way. Then, to make matters worse, since you ripped the space time continuum no one remembers you exist, your friends, family, etc have no clue you were ever born.

I wish I could turn into a dragon :3

**Letmesleep** · 2013-01-12, 11:00 AM

Granted, but turning into a dragon only means that you dress up as a costumed furrie. Now you have to dance outside a pimped out Escalade with other horribly dysfunctional humans in costumes.

I wish I the wind wouldn't always mess up my hair.

**Yirrah** · 2013-01-12, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Letmesleep

Granted, but turning into a dragon only means that you dress up as a costumed furrie. Now you have to dance outside a pimped out Escalade with other horribly dysfunctional humans in costumes.

I wish I the wind wouldn't always mess up my hair.

Granted, you will become bald.

I wish for health, wealth and happiness.

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