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    Quote Originally Posted by Christan View Post
    the sir you wish for ends up being a madam, and forces you to work at a massage parlor until you are old and ugly for debts you didn't know you had.
    happy ending
    i wish you wished a wish so we could corrupt the wish you wished!

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    Granted, but it's such a bad wish, nobody ever replies.

    I wish I knew what the next 3000 posters will wish for.

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    Granted, they are all for mynta-style avatars and siggys, except for poster number 1, me.

    I wish the next 2999 people would wish for mynta-style avatars and siggys.

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    Granted, the next 2999 people will wish for Mynta avatars, beginning with me! And I wish Mynta will make me a Blood Elf Mage avatar and siggy!

    But due to a programming error the number 2999 was rounded down to 1, and I won't use it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Granted, the next 2999 people will wish for Mynta avatars, beginning with me! And I wish Mynta will make me a Blood Elf Mage avatar and siggy!

    But due to a programming error the number 2999 was rounded down to 1, and I won't use it...
    y u no make wish?

    I wish people would make wishes after corrupting other peoples wishes

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    Granted, but they're awfully boring wishes and you get no fun corrupting them so stop coming here to post.

    I wish Mynta would draw a Belf avatar for Sema (which was her wish originally) and thinks up a good way to make her pay for it AND she HAS to use it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    y u no make wish?
    I did!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    And I wish Mynta will make me a Blood Elf Mage avatar and siggy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post

    I wish Mynta would draw a Belf avatar for Sema (which was her wish originally) and thinks up a good way to make her pay for it AND she HAS to use it.
    Granted, but the Blood Elf looks like Medusa, and it's stone-cold realistic.

    I wish my brother came into town more often.
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    I find it quite disheartening that I got an erection just by reading "Cowboy boots".
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    The greatest generation is long dead? Last I checked, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Rebecca Black, and One Direction are all still kickin'...

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    Granted, but he's come into town bearing antibiotic-resistant plague.

    I wish for a pie.
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    The best you people can do is throw insults and lay your perspective on what a real adult is onto me but I will continue to reject them. And you will try and try again, force me into submission but I will continue to press on.
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    Granted, but he brings along an unruly group of hipsters who leave illicit substances laying around you house and unusual stains on your sheets.

    I wish I had a hot tub.

    Edit: too late. will fix
    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    I wish for a pie.
    Granted, but it's a cow pie. Enjoy.

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    Granted, but the hot tub has been used thoroughly and hasn't been cleaned.

    I wish for the British to have good food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    The best you people can do is throw insults and lay your perspective on what a real adult is onto me but I will continue to reject them. And you will try and try again, force me into submission but I will continue to press on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Granted, but he brings along an unruly group of hipsters who leave illicit substances laying around you house and unusual stains on your sheets.

    I wish I had a hot tub.

    Edit: too late. will fix


    Granted, but it's a cow pie. Enjoy.
    granted. you now have a really fat belly which is so hot it kills you.

    I wish this thread doesn't reach 300 pages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. you now have a really fat belly which is so hot it kills you.

    I wish this thread doesn't reach 300 pages.
    Granted, the admins make it so that this entire topic is on one page, with out any post caps

    i wish i had money money money!

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    Granted! You now have a mountain of pennies. In other news, the government has declared that pennies are too low in value to remain as currency, and all pennies are instantly useless.

    I wish I had a baby griffon.
    “…the whole trouble lies here. In words, words. Each one of us has within him a whole world of things, each man of us his own special world. And how can we ever come to an understanding if I put in the words I utter the sense and value of things as I see them; while you who listen to me must inevitably translate them according to the conception of things each one of you has within himself. We think we understand each other, but we never really do.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasierith View Post
    I wish I had a baby griffon.
    Granted, but his name is Stewie and every chance he gets he tries to kill you!

    I wish this thread would end.

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    Granted. It ended for 11 minutes before being resurrected.

    I wish my work would be invaded by puppies and kittens.
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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    Granted, but they're feral, have rabies, and a taste for blood. They eat all of your coworkers.

    I wish I was a millionaire.

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    Granted, in monopoly.

    I wish Chelsea win tonight and get my fantasy football team good points.
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    Granted, but they all die during their celebration party from the poisoned champagne.

    I wish for a cold, fresh Red Bull.

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    Granted but he's angry about being cold and painted red, and he takes it out on you.

    I wish for someone to come do my job for me while I continue to collect the paychecks
    [22:14] <+Lia> And why is Ruken molesting trees?
    [22:14] <@Rukentuts> Because they give me wood.
    [22:14] <+Lia> ...
    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
    [22:15] * Rukentuts boughs.

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