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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Chippr View Post
    Granted, but they're poisoned.

    I wish for santa to be real.
    granted but he was a mass murdering freak!

    I wish I had a working toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by koranes View Post
    granted but he was a mass murdering freak!

    I wish I had a working toilet.
    Granted, but the toilet starts eating people.

    I wish I had superstrenght/powers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post
    *punches ThunderBlunder in the face*

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderBlunder View Post
    Granted, but the toilet starts eating people.

    I wish I had superstrenght/powers.
    Granted. But the powers are too much for you to control and you mutilate yourself going the the bathroom.

    I wish for a white Christmas.
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  4. #24
    Granted, but an army of snowmen steal your Christmas joy.

    I wish for Magic Wardrobe to Narnia.

  5. #25
    Granted, but all the white is dandruff from all of the Worgen rerolls.
    I wish the log-in servers weren't busy

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by Cyzen View Post
    Granted, but an army of snowmen steal your Christmas joy.

    I wish for Magic Wardrobe to Narnia.
    granted but it is corrupt and you get stuck in the nightmare

    I wish to be "Bigger"

  7. #27
    Granted, but your brain becoming bigger causes your brains to start squeezing out your ears

    I wish for pringles

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by koranes View Post
    granted but it is corrupt and you get stuck in the nightmare

    I wish to be "Bigger"
    Granted. You transform into a fat version of Tom Hanks.

    I wish for a Moose.
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  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Hauroch View Post
    Granted, but your brain becoming bigger causes your brains to start squeezing out your ears

    I wish for pringles
    granted you get violated by the pringles man.

    i wish for more ppl to join this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by koranes View Post
    granted you get violated by the pringles man.

    i wish for more ppl to join this thread.
    Granted. but you get trolled to insanity.

    I wish for megan fox to not have toe thumbs

  11. #31
    Granted, but the rest of her body becomes horribly disfigured

    I wish I had an empty glass bottle to break over the broken login servers

  12. #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Illunis View Post
    Granted. but you get trolled to insanity.

    I wish for megan fox to not have toe thumbs
    Granted. But she still can't act.

    I wish for pizza.

  13. #33
    Quote Originally Posted by saberon View Post
    Granted. But she still can't act.

    I wish for pizza.
    Granted, but it's covered in rotten anchovies and poisonous mushrooms

    I wish for perfect pizza

  14. #34
    Granted, but its perfection blinds all who look at it

    I wish I could run at the speed of light.

  15. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Hauroch View Post
    Granted, but it's covered in rotten anchovies and poisonous mushrooms

    I wish for perfect pizza
    granted but its toped with jellyfish jelly and puffer fish meat.

    i wish for login to be fixed so i can log in

  16. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin2107 View Post
    Granted, but its perfection blinds all who look at it

    I wish I could run at the speed of light.
    Granted. But since you go at the speed of light, you travel forwards in time and outlive everyone you've ever known or loved.

    I wish for a tree that has $100 AU bills grow on it. And the tree can't die. Or be destroyed. And the money is real.

  17. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by saberon View Post
    Granted. But since you go at the speed of light, you travel forwards in time and outlive everyone you've ever known or loved.

    I wish for a tree that has $100 AU bills grow on it. And the tree can't die. Or be destroyed. And the money is real.
    Granted, but when you remove the money from the tree, they turn to dust.

    I wish for zombie apocalypse.
    Haha, then you got a nice GM.* Once had a guildy who's ZG snake "TrouserSnake" was renamed (by the GM) to Bob.* Since this was way back in Vanilla, we all laughed at him and his snake that got "Bobbed".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chippr View Post
    Granted, but when you remove the money from the tree, they turn to dust.

    I wish for zombie apocalypse.
    granted, and your zombie Apocalypse plan fails, and you get your brains eaten

    i wish for a new flavor of kool-aid that still tastes good

  19. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by Chippr View Post
    Granted, but when you remove the money from the tree, they turn to dust.

    I wish for zombie apocalypse.
    Granted, but they have to dance to MJ's Thriller every 10 mins every single day until it becomes the new zombienation's national anthem.

    I wish this Fox Kit would drop for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illunis View Post
    granted, and your zombie Apocalypse plan fails, and you get your brains eaten

    i wish for a new flavor of kool-aid that still tastes good
    Granted, but you'll drink so much of the delicious goodness you'll end up as a diabetic, and will need to have your leg amputated.

    I wish for a turkey sandwich.

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