1. #6021
    Granted, you're down to your last five Euros.

    I wish these cheap international version textbooks I bought on eBay will work just as well as the expensive ones from the bookstore for my classes this semester.

  2. #6022
    Granted, but now you have to learn Russian, because all of the textbooks are in Russian.

    Удачи читаете эту!

    I wish I was fluent in all the languages that exist, have ever existed, and will ever exist.

  3. #6023
    Granted, you now know the language of the deep old ones and it burns out your brain completely. You are now a drooling vegetable!

    I wish I could make art that actually looks like what im picturing in my head, instead of just acceptable.

  4. #6024
    Granted. You find out that the art in your head were the instructions for a portal to hell. Upon realizing your art, the world is flooded with the legions of the underworld, and you are the first soul to be reaped.

    I wish capitalistic societies rewarded social justice and environmental responsibility.

  5. #6025
    Granted, but they became socialist societies in the process.

    I wish my school system didn't use the agrarian calendar.

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    Granted, it now uses the Mayan one and your world has already ended.

    I wish I could get a nap in so I'd be rested enough to hang out with friends tonight.

  7. #6027
    Granted, but when you and your friends try and hang out, the entire world is napping so you can't do anything.

    I wish I was finished with High School already, and in College.

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    Granted, but you get hit by a random snowball, that's so big, it uh...makes you revert back to eight years old!

    I wish I had some caramel popcorn.

  9. #6029
    Granted, but it's peppercorn, instead of popcorn.

    I wish it would snow.

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    edit: he was faster

    Granted , buts it is yellow snow

    I wish i could have the perfect life

  11. #6031
    Granted, but like others leading a perfect life you soon become bored of it because there is nothing to be a hardship for you, and commit suicide.

    I wish NASA had a budget equivalent to the total U.S. military's budget, and was able to get bases on the moon and mars within 5 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    Granted, but like others leading a perfect life you soon become bored of it because there is nothing to be a hardship for you, and commit suicide.

    I wish NASA had a budget equivalent to the total U.S. military's budget, and was able to get bases on the moon and mars within 5 years.
    Granted, NASA now receives all funding designated for the military, except for the money for paying service members, due to a lack of funding other nations decide it's time to take on the US, invading us, and killing every man, woman and child who could not speak Russian/mandarin/Cantonese/Korean

    I wish I could speak Russian/Mandarin/Cantonese/Korean

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    Granted, but you get killed anyways, because the soldiers that find you don't like your jokes.

    I wish Hastings would make the same wish again so that I could corrupt it this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but you get killed anyways, because the soldiers that find you don't like your jokes.

    I wish Hastings would make the same wish again so that I could corrupt it this time.
    Granted, but i make the wish

    I wish NASA had a budget equivalent to the total U.S. military's budget, and was able to get bases on the moon and mars within 5 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    Granted, but i make the wish

    I wish NASA had a budget equivalent to the total U.S. military's budget, and was able to get bases on the moon and mars within 5 years.
    Not going happen even if you wish.....

    I wish for more wishes.
    I like Ah! my goddess, want to make some thing of it!

  16. #6036
    Granted, but your wishes can only be used for wishing for more wishes

    At the request of Mynta:

    I wish NASA had a budget equivalent to the total U.S. military's budget, and was able to get bases on the moon and mars within 5 years.

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    Granted. You're even selected to be one of the first people to live on Mars! You even are the very first person to discover intelligent alien life! Congratulations! However, they're hostile, and use some bizarre mind control device to take control of you. They then force you to kill every other human on Mars, and by the time the distress calls are answered, the aliens are gone. This leaves crazy old you as the only survivor. They then lock you up in an orbital prison, which the aliens then raid so that they can capture you. They then torture you for days, to make sure nobody believed you about them, and afterwards, fire you out of an airlock, killing you in the vacuum of space.

    I wish more good horror movies would be made.

  18. #6038
    Granted, but you are the person in every single horror movie that has wickedly horrible things done to them and always dies painfully or becomes controlled by the bad things.

    For example, if a movie was made about 77 Shadow Street, you would be the Senator that takes the elevator down to where the beast is, and is tormented for all eternity in a place controlled by an AI.

    I wish I was fluent in Russian.

    Это так здорово смотрится!

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    Somebody else who has read 77 Shadow Street? I thought I was the only one. 'twas an awesome book, though.

    Granted but you are no longer fluent in English.

    I wish I had the ability to place people I knew into movies at any point that I wanted.

  20. #6040
    Granted, but the only movie you're aware of is The Jungle Book.

    I wish I was a moderator on these forums.

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