1. #6041
    Mechagnome Ridesdel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    Northeast cost of New England
    Posts
    506
    Granted, BG queues now take three days to pop

    i wish for a wabbit!

  2. #6042
    Fluffy Kitten socksies's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    snugglin' all the peoples
    Posts
    1,202
    Granted, but it's wacky, and tries to eat you.

    I wish I could walk through walls, disappear, and fly.



  3. #6043
    Granted, however random passerby have the power to activate your powers whenever they think about carrots (and that's the only way your powers can be activated).

    I wish I didn't have to put forth an effort; that programming would come naturally to me, and that I would enjoy it at a higher level of understanding.

  4. #6044
    High Overlord Celtic209's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Ireland
    Posts
    197
    Granted however with your higher level of understanding you shed your physical form and become a being a pure energy unable to use keyboards

    I wish my instructor in CompTIA wasnt so boring

  5. #6045
    Quote Originally Posted by celtic209 View Post
    Granted however with your higher level of understanding you shed your physical form and become a being a pure energy unable to use keyboards

    I wish my instructor in CompTIA wasnt so boring
    granted. he's so not-boring that every single friend you got wants to hang out with him instead of you.

    I wish the snow would clear out soon so I could go and preorder HotS at my local store.
    Yes, I still live with my parents at 25.
    Yes, I think PC is the best gaming platform.
    Yes, I am better than you.

  6. #6046
    Fluffy Kitten Dyra's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Fording the Ox
    Posts
    1,367
    Granted. All that snow is cleared into every gaming store within a 100 mile radius.

    I wish that SC2 cinematic didn't look so good so I don't want to buy it.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

  7. #6047
    Dreadlord Aronaz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Sweden
    Posts
    794
    Granted, but you bought it anyway because you're friends told you to do so!

    I wish for this essay to be done!

  8. #6048
    Granted. It's done but it sucks horribly because it was written by a 5th grader, and you fail at whatever it is the essay is for.

    I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow :/

  9. #6049
    High Overlord
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Pennsylvania, United States
    Posts
    139
    Granted, but because you caught the plague!

    I wish I had a million dollars.

  10. #6050
    Granted, but you get it in pennies.

    I wish my wishes weren't corruptable.

  11. #6051
    Quote Originally Posted by Zerdus View Post
    Granted, but you get it in pennies.

    I wish my wishes weren't corruptable.
    granted. your wishes are now incorruptable.

    I wish Zerdus's wishes were corruptable again.
    Yes, I still live with my parents at 25.
    Yes, I think PC is the best gaming platform.
    Yes, I am better than you.

  12. #6052
    Quote Originally Posted by Psilo View Post
    Naturally bald men everywhere thank you for continuing a fucking terrible associative stereotype. Go take an awareness course.
    Wait...what?

  13. #6053
    Fluffy Kitten socksies's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    snugglin' all the peoples
    Posts
    1,202
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. your wishes are now incorruptable.

    I wish Zerdus's wishes were corruptable again.
    Granted, but his next wish is for you to live a happy life, but since it gets corrupted, you don't.

    I wish I had a chicken sandwich.



  14. #6054
    Granted. You now have a living chicken standing on two pieces of bread. Slaughter it right away, if you dare.

    I wish there was more time in the day.

  15. #6055
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. You now have a living chicken standing on two pieces of bread. Slaughter it right away, if you dare.

    I wish there was more time in the day.
    granted. an hour now lasts 30 minutes instead of 60, effectively doubling the amount of time in the day.

    I wish I'll get a good night's rest today and wake up in time.
    Yes, I still live with my parents at 25.
    Yes, I think PC is the best gaming platform.
    Yes, I am better than you.

  16. #6056
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. an hour now lasts 30 minutes instead of 60, effectively doubling the amount of time in the day.

    I wish I'll get a good night's rest today and wake up in time.
    Uhm. Doesn't that mean you cut the amount of time in a day in half? Right...

    Granted, you get a good night's rest and wake up in time. Your walk/car ride/bus ride takes especially long to get wherever it is you have to go so you're late to that anyway.

    I wish my flashlight could work without batteries.

  17. #6057
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Uhm. Doesn't that mean you cut the amount of time in a day in half? Right...

    Granted, you get a good night's rest and wake up in time. Your walk/car ride/bus ride takes especially long to get wherever it is you have to go so you're late to that anyway.

    I wish my flashlight could work without batteries.
    Granted, but it runs on solar power.

    I wish I was the worlds first trillionaire.

  18. #6058
    The Patient Piwoot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Sweden
    Posts
    288
    Quote Originally Posted by Zerdus View Post
    Granted, but it runs on solar power.

    I wish I was the worlds first trillionaire.
    Granted, but you get robbed the day after.

    I wish i had motivation and will to do all my homework
    Avatar by Mcfjury

  19. #6059
    Granted. You answer everything wrong and start to panic because you're clearly going to fail your next test.

    I wish my lips weren't chapped.

  20. #6060
    Fluffy Kitten socksies's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    snugglin' all the peoples
    Posts
    1,202
    Granted, but now your skin is extremely dry.

    I wish I was the best singer in the world.



Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •