1. #6041
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    Granted, BG queues now take three days to pop

    i wish for a wabbit!

  2. #6042
    Granted, but it's wacky, and tries to eat you.

    I wish I could walk through walls, disappear, and fly.



  3. #6043
    Granted, however random passerby have the power to activate your powers whenever they think about carrots (and that's the only way your powers can be activated).

    I wish I didn't have to put forth an effort; that programming would come naturally to me, and that I would enjoy it at a higher level of understanding.

  4. #6044
    Granted however with your higher level of understanding you shed your physical form and become a being a pure energy unable to use keyboards

    I wish my instructor in CompTIA wasnt so boring

  5. #6045
    Quote Originally Posted by celtic209 View Post
    Granted however with your higher level of understanding you shed your physical form and become a being a pure energy unable to use keyboards

    I wish my instructor in CompTIA wasnt so boring
    granted. he's so not-boring that every single friend you got wants to hang out with him instead of you.

    I wish the snow would clear out soon so I could go and preorder HotS at my local store.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  6. #6046
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    Granted. All that snow is cleared into every gaming store within a 100 mile radius.

    I wish that SC2 cinematic didn't look so good so I don't want to buy it.

    A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.

  7. #6047
    Granted, but you bought it anyway because you're friends told you to do so!

    I wish for this essay to be done!

  8. #6048
    Granted. It's done but it sucks horribly because it was written by a 5th grader, and you fail at whatever it is the essay is for.

    I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow :/

  9. #6049
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    Granted, but because you caught the plague!

    I wish I had a million dollars.

  10. #6050
    Granted, but you get it in pennies.

    I wish my wishes weren't corruptable.

  11. #6051
    Quote Originally Posted by Zerdus View Post
    Granted, but you get it in pennies.

    I wish my wishes weren't corruptable.
    granted. your wishes are now incorruptable.

    I wish Zerdus's wishes were corruptable again.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  12. #6052
    Quote Originally Posted by Psilo View Post
    Naturally bald men everywhere thank you for continuing a fucking terrible associative stereotype. Go take an awareness course.
    Wait...what?

  13. #6053
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. your wishes are now incorruptable.

    I wish Zerdus's wishes were corruptable again.
    Granted, but his next wish is for you to live a happy life, but since it gets corrupted, you don't.

    I wish I had a chicken sandwich.



  14. #6054
    Granted. You now have a living chicken standing on two pieces of bread. Slaughter it right away, if you dare.

    I wish there was more time in the day.

  15. #6055
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. You now have a living chicken standing on two pieces of bread. Slaughter it right away, if you dare.

    I wish there was more time in the day.
    granted. an hour now lasts 30 minutes instead of 60, effectively doubling the amount of time in the day.

    I wish I'll get a good night's rest today and wake up in time.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  16. #6056
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. an hour now lasts 30 minutes instead of 60, effectively doubling the amount of time in the day.

    I wish I'll get a good night's rest today and wake up in time.
    Uhm. Doesn't that mean you cut the amount of time in a day in half? Right...

    Granted, you get a good night's rest and wake up in time. Your walk/car ride/bus ride takes especially long to get wherever it is you have to go so you're late to that anyway.

    I wish my flashlight could work without batteries.

  17. #6057
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Uhm. Doesn't that mean you cut the amount of time in a day in half? Right...

    Granted, you get a good night's rest and wake up in time. Your walk/car ride/bus ride takes especially long to get wherever it is you have to go so you're late to that anyway.

    I wish my flashlight could work without batteries.
    Granted, but it runs on solar power.

    I wish I was the worlds first trillionaire.

  18. #6058
    Quote Originally Posted by Zerdus View Post
    Granted, but it runs on solar power.

    I wish I was the worlds first trillionaire.
    Granted, but you get robbed the day after.

    I wish i had motivation and will to do all my homework
    Avatar by Mcfjury

  19. #6059
    Granted. You answer everything wrong and start to panic because you're clearly going to fail your next test.

    I wish my lips weren't chapped.

  20. #6060
    Granted, but now your skin is extremely dry.

    I wish I was the best singer in the world.



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