1. Originally Posted by Malkazam
Granted, but you will lose both of your ears

I wish i had a ham sandwich.
Granted, but the sandwich is poisoned.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

2. Congratz you have 3 more wishes - you just have no way to communicate them to anyone

I wish it wasnt so cold. Bbrrrr!

3. Originally Posted by celtic209
Congratz you have 3 more wishes - you just have no way to communicate them to anyone

I wish it wasnt so cold. Bbrrrr!
Granted. You are now a water bear.

I wish my car would start.

4. Originally Posted by Holidae
Granted. You are now a water bear.

I wish my car would start.
granted, but you have two flat tires.

i wish i had a cirno plushie.

5. Granted. However, it will give you the clap.

I wish all of my bodily excretions came out some other person's (of my choosing) orifices.

6. Granted, but that person also gets all the things that get put into your body. So when you try to eat they get the nutrition and taste from the food and drinks you consume. You die within 10 days.

I wish I could predict the result of a coin toss perfectly. I'd always know if the outcome is heads or if it's tails.

7. Originally Posted by Blueobelisk
Uhm. Doesn't that mean you cut the amount of time in a day in half? Right...
no, because you can now fit 48 hours in 1 day instead of 24.

8. Yeah but the 48 hours is the same length of time as the old 24 hours.

24 hours * 60 minutes/hour = 1440 minutes per day
48 hours * 30 minutes/hour = 1440 minutes per day

It's really the same and you just changed the definitions we set of how many minutes are in an hour, which is cool, but that doesn't actually change the amount of time in a day.

9. Originally Posted by Blueobelisk
Yeah but the 48 hours is the same length of time as the old 24 hours.

24 hours * 60 minutes/hour = 1440 minutes per day
48 hours * 30 minutes/hour = 1440 minutes per day

It's really the same and you just changed the definitions we set of how many minutes are in an hour, which is cool, but that doesn't actually change the amount of time in a day.
it's called "Corrupt Thy Wish". He asked for more time in a day. there now IS technically more time in a day, since instead of 24 hours, there are 48 hours. but that's actually not a change, since hours only last 1/2 of what they used to be.

don't break your brain trying to make logic from it. it's my way of corrupting wishes. don't make something bad happen to them right after, but warp reality so that their wish has no effect.

for example, your wish above my post:

Granted. any coins tossed when you're around will land on their sides from now on.

I could also have said something like "granted, but everyone will think any coins predicted by you are rigged to fall as you predict." but that's no fun. I prefer looking for loopholes in a wish that can be exploited.

enough discussion in this thread for now.

I wish that every pricing in the world is decimated.

10. Originally Posted by nzall
it's called "Corrupt Thy Wish". He asked for more time in a day. there now IS technically more time in a day, since instead of 24 hours, there are 48 hours. but that's actually not a change, since hours only last 1/2 of what they used to be.

don't break your brain trying to make logic from it. it's my way of corrupting wishes. don't make something bad happen to them right after, but warp reality so that their wish has no effect.

for example, your wish above my post:

Granted. any coins tossed when you're around will land on their sides from now on.

I could also have said something like "granted, but everyone will think any coins predicted by you are rigged to fall as you predict." but that's no fun. I prefer looking for loopholes in a wish that can be exploited.

enough discussion in this thread for now.

I wish that every pricing in the world is decimated.
Granted but an asteriod hits the earth which gets decimated also.

I wish it wouldn't be so cold outside. -30 Celsius = Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

11. Granted, it's now extremely hot outside. 250 degrees Celsius, to be exact!

I wish Pokemon were real.

12. Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~
Granted, it's now extremely hot outside. 250 degrees Celsius, to be exact!

I wish Pokemon were real.
PokeMon are finally real. However once you try using one. It rebels against the users. Now we have full size Pokemon attacking Humans and Vice Verse The National guard gets called in but over run. Soon Pokemon have turned humans into their slaves.

I wish I could make any girl fall in love with me.

13. Granted, but they die horribly the second they do.

I wish I had motivation to do my school work.

14. Originally Posted by Hastings95
Granted, but they die horribly the second they do.

I wish I had motivation to do my school work.
Granted but you still fail every assignment.

I wish for bacon.

15. Originally Posted by Bloodydemize
Granted but you still fail every assignment.

I wish for bacon.
Granted

You get a mountain of Bacon. However a massive pig shows up noticed you killed her kids and tears her nose into you tearing you apart. All the while you scream for Bacon as she crushes your bones.

I wish I could have Mod Powers

16. Granted, but now you are forced to play SWTOR, and mod the SWTOR section of the forum.

I wish whatever bug I have would go away.

17. Granted. You had a ladybug. It flew out the window into and got hit by a trick.

18. Originally Posted by Blueobelisk
Granted. You had a ladybug. It flew out the window into and got hit by a trick.

Granted.

You now cannot get the mask off. You try to breathe but you cannot because your not used to it. You die however you are buried with Banes Mask.

I wish that I was able to turn into a dinosaur anytime I wanted

19. Granted, but you forgot how to switch back to being a human, on the plus side, you can still switch between different dinosaurs!

I wish that Nuclear Energy would become the power source of choice for the human race, and nothing could possibly go wrong with it.

20. Originally Posted by Hastings95
Granted, but you forgot how to switch back to being a human, on the plus side, you can still switch between different dinosaurs!

I wish that Nuclear Energy would become the power source of choice for the human race, and nothing could possibly go wrong with it.
Granted, but now having multiple growths and lower life spans are considered the norm.

I wish I could wield a 7 foot long claymore being 5 feet 5 inches tall.

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