1. #6081
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    Granted, but you can't tell who is friend and who is foe, causing you to murder dozens of innocents. The police take you down, and you get buried in some ditch.

    I wish I had a fish named Mish.



  2. #6082
    Granted - Your fish named mish is a shark who keeps you chained near his tank so he can nibble on you oh so slowly.

    I wish i had passed the last test i did

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    Granted, you passed the test but fail all subsequent ones.

    I wish video games entertained me like they used to.

  4. #6084
    Granted. That crazy &[email protected]$; who wants to create video game taxes manages to get the tax to 50%. Also, the new consoles come out and video game prices go up to $80/game. You can no longer afford video games.

    I wish I had US Open Men's Finals tickets without having to buy a plan or pay $44 to become a member.

  5. #6085
    Granted, but you have to be a caddy, and cannot use a cart.

    I wish I had a piece of andes mint chocolate the size of a brick.
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    Granted, you have it but I steal it from you because it sounds delicious.

    I wish Hastings would accidentally erase his own memory with that Men in Black gadget his avatar is holding up.

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    He does, but you erase yours, too.

    I wish I had more chap-stick.

  8. #6088
    Granted, but it drys out your lips instead of moisturizing them.

    I wish that dogs could talk.
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  9. #6089
    They can talk, but they only make bad "Your Mother" jokes.

    I wish unicorns were real.

  10. #6090
    Granted. They were real millions of years ago in the time of dinosaurs and got eaten. You'll never see one live today or any fossils of them, though.

    Hastings. Mens Finals implies Tennis, not golf, LOL....

    I wish my remote control would work well and I don't have to point it directly at the cable box like a bitch.

  11. #6091
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. They were real millions of years ago in the time of dinosaurs and got eaten. You'll never see one live today or any fossils of them, though.

    Hastings. Mens Finals implies Tennis, not golf, LOL....

    I wish my remote control would work well and I don't have to point it directly at the cable box like a bitch.
    granted. your remote control now controls your own life instead of the cable box. you can rewind, pause, change your mood and much more. but please don't press the power button...

    I wish Blueobelisk would accidentally push the power button on his new life remote.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

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    Granted, but it turns out that you're actually one of Blueobelisk's descendants from the far future, and you cease to exist too.

    I wish I always got exactly 8 hours of sleep.



  13. #6093
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Hastings. Mens Finals implies Tennis, not golf, LOL....
    Oh, my bad I thought with the US Open part it'd be golf since http://usga.usopen.com/

    Going from Mynta's

    Granted, but now you only sleep during the day, and become a social outcast hermit.

    I wish I could read 10 books at once.
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    Haha, silly Hastings, I'm already a social outcast hermit. Not having any friends in the town you live in sucks.

    Granted, but for every book you read, you forget one random month of your life and everything you learned during that month.

    I wish I had the money to move wherever I wanted while staying financially stable until I found a job.



  15. #6095
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Haha, silly Hastings, I'm already a social outcast hermit. Not having any friends in the town you live in sucks.

    Granted, but for every book you read, you forget one random month of your life and everything you learned during that month.

    I wish I had the money to move wherever I wanted while staying financially stable until I found a job.
    Granted. But Mitt Romeny has outsourced his company to China where they pay even less wages then you normally get and you are kept in sweat shop like conditions. Since you found the job your money has dried up.

    I wish I had the power to go back to high school and burn down the high school football locker room with my magical fireballs.

  16. #6096
    Granted, but you accidentally burn down the library and computer lab at the same time (I hate myself for saying that, I do....).

    I wish there were no more Mondays, we should start our work/school week on tuesday, but keep the ending day on friday.
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  17. #6097
    Granted there are no more Mondays and work schedules are from Tues-Fri. But there are no more Saturdays or Sundays now.

    I wish my car didn't need gas to drive, it could drive off of water.

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    Granted, but it can only go 1 mile per hour while running on water.

    I wish I had download and upload speeds so high, everything completed instantly.



  19. #6099
    Granted, but you quickly hit your monthly data cap of 50g and get throttled to 10 kb/s up/down.

    I wish I had all the books in the world.
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  20. #6100
    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    Granted, but you quickly hit your monthly data cap of 50g and get throttled to 10 kb/s up/down.

    I wish I had all the books in the world.
    Granted but they are all written in German.

    I wish I was a rock star and got to rub my success in my ex's faces

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