Granted, but one of them kills you for it, then keeps your right foot in a jar.
I wish I had a higher data cap to go with my instant downloads and uploads.
Granted, but then a hacker group moves under your house because of the insane speeds, and gets your ISP to ban you from the internet for doing mischievous things on the internet.
I wish I could fly.
What is it with you and books/reading lol.
Granted. You can fly. On your first attempt to test your powers airport security shows up and shoots you down. They thought you were a bird and were afraid you'd get stuck in the propellers of the planes taking off.
I wish they still made Big Red gum and I could get some.
I wish that all the people on MMO Champion would turn into my soldiers anytime I wanted and do my evil bidding in my plot to take over the world..
Granted, but all they can do is use DDOS attacks, and report bad posts.
I wish I could breathe underwater (And still be able to breath above water)
Granted. You're blind, lack the "touch" feeling, you're unable to smell, or hear, or taste. You feel joy since you'll be alive forever but that must be one lonely existence, the worst kind of prison imaginable.
I wish I had a toy of Optimus Prime that was on a miniature scale but could transform and talk like the one in the movie.
Granted, but it can only transform into the shape of an apple, and talks in Sumerian.
I wish I had a giant marshmallow.
Granted, but the marshmallow is so giant that it crushes the Milky Way Galaxy, then collapses into itself and turns into the largest black hole in the universe.
I wish for snow, tired of heat.
Granted. The snow on the floor causes traffic problems and your Dad gets into a car accident on his way home because of the snow/ice.
I wish I had more fake tattoos to play with.
Granted. You can bend fire, but after stealing all the money you could ever need, you loose control of it and burn everything.
Why is this thread on page 2?
Granted, but all your money was obtained through unsavory methods and now the FBI is after you.
I wish I could bring my pet Beagle back to life.
Granted. Except it's a slightly more obedient brain munching zombie. It barrel rolls very well though.
I wish for a new passport.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Granted. Your passport is fake and you get arrested and strip searched by airport security.
I wish my parents didn't just tell me to get up for going in their rooms to wake them up at 6:15. We have to leave the house at like 6:40.
Granted - She lays you on the floor and walks all over you
I wish macs werent so frustrating