Granted. The construction paper used to make the show is already real.
I wish this guy on Maury is NOT the father.
Granted, you can now get an additional 1 second of sleep every night.
I wish I was magical.
Granted, but all your spells now backfire
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you can only fly in subway tunnels.
I wish I knew how to create a device that could do anything and everything without needing any fuel source.
Granted, but, then the Illuminati kill you and steal the button . (Had to.)
I wish I wasn't dead so that I could reclaim my device and avenge Hastings death.
Granted, but you're a Jedi apprentice during one of the many Jedi purges.
I wish I could turn people into potatoes.
Stabby stab stab.
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Granted, you now have an Alot made out of weed. Poor Alot, first he was on fire, and now this?
I wish I had amazing artistic abilities.
Granted, but you can only draw pictures of naked gnomes fondeling a person that looks like you.
I wish id loose 25 kilos overnight.
Granted, but your loose skin noticeably sways back and forth as you walk around.
I wish I had straight hair.
Granted, but now it's so straight, it grows fifty inches every time your internal clock strikes midnight!
Don't ask how.
I wish my hair was longer.
Granted, it's now so long that you have to hire someone to walk behind you and carry it so that it doesn't get caught on things.
I wish a new, really fun MMO would come out.
Granted, and it is alot of fun, more than anything you ever played. But you can only play it once a month for one hour.
I wish there was a free icecream and taco vendor in every town.