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    Granted. You can get an appointment, but you're too busy with all the things that suddenly pile on top of you to do something about it.

    I wish human beings would stay clean without needing to take baths / showers.
    Granted. Random people throwing bleach on each other is now a thing. Burning sensation and face-melting is too.

    I wish I got kinky with Rihanna
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    Granted. Random people throwing bleach on each other is now a thing. Burning sensation and face-melting is too.

    I wish I got kinky with Rihanna
    granted. Rihanna is lubing up the strapon and loosening the whip as we speak.

    I wish south park was real.

  3. #6183
    Granted. The construction paper used to make the show is already real.

    I wish this guy on Maury is NOT the father.

  4. #6184
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I wish this guy on Maury is NOT the father.


    Granted, but he still is required to take care of the kid, since he's in a relationship with the mother.

    I wish I could get more sleep.

  5. #6185
    Granted, you can now get an additional 1 second of sleep every night.

    I wish I was magical.



  6. #6186
    Granted, but all your spells now backfire

    I wish I could fly

  7. #6187
    Granted, but you can only fly in subway tunnels.

    I wish I knew how to create a device that could do anything and everything without needing any fuel source.



  8. #6188
    Granted, but, then the Illuminati kill you and steal the button . (Had to.)

    I wish I wasn't dead so that I could reclaim my device and avenge Hastings death.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but, then the Illuminati kill you and steal the button . (Had to.)

    I wish I wasn't dead so that I could reclaim my device and avenge Hastings death.
    Granted, you rise from the grave as an undead, but fail to recapture the device and fail at avenging Hasting's death because you only have one thing on your mind, BRAINS!!!

    I wish the Star Wars universe was real and I lived in it.

  10. #6190
    Granted, but you're a Jedi apprentice during one of the many Jedi purges.

    I wish I could turn people into potatoes.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but you're a Jedi apprentice during one of the many Jedi purges.

    I wish I could turn people into potatoes.
    Granted, but for each person you turn into a potato, you gain an aspect of a potato.

    I wish we would successfully terraform Mars.
    Stabby stab stab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    Granted, but, then the Martians who had been secretly living under-ground for the past million years get mad and destroy all humans.

    I wish, for eternal life.
    Granted, but the Martians don't enjoy your company and jettison you into the void between solar systems where you slowly spiral into insanity.

    I wish for an awesome new Stargate series on a channel other than "Syfy".
    Stabby stab stab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jishdefish View Post
    Granted, but the Martians don't enjoy your company and jettison you into the void between solar systems where you slowly spiral into insanity.

    I wish for an awesome new Stargate series on a channel other than "Syfy".
    Granted, but only one episode, on an endless loop on every channel.

    I wish i had alot of weed.
    Not everyone is going to be an expert theorycrafter or mathematics expert, but also be honest about the fact that linking to someone else’s work doesn’t necessarily turn you into one either.
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    Street Fighter MMORPG! Can you imagine everyone just hurricane kicking and tuna boating all over the place. This sounds like an awesome game.

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    Granted, you now have an Alot made out of weed. Poor Alot, first he was on fire, and now this?

    I wish I had amazing artistic abilities.



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    Granted, but you can only draw pictures of naked gnomes fondeling a person that looks like you.

    I wish id loose 25 kilos overnight.
    Not everyone is going to be an expert theorycrafter or mathematics expert, but also be honest about the fact that linking to someone else’s work doesn’t necessarily turn you into one either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Luuth View Post
    Street Fighter MMORPG! Can you imagine everyone just hurricane kicking and tuna boating all over the place. This sounds like an awesome game.

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    Granted, but your loose skin noticeably sways back and forth as you walk around.

    I wish I had straight hair.

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    Granted, but now it's so straight, it grows fifty inches every time your internal clock strikes midnight!

    Don't ask how.

    I wish my hair was longer.



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    Granted, it's now so long that you have to hire someone to walk behind you and carry it so that it doesn't get caught on things.

    I wish a new, really fun MMO would come out.

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    Granted, and it is alot of fun, more than anything you ever played. But you can only play it once a month for one hour.

    I wish there was a free icecream and taco vendor in every town.
    Not everyone is going to be an expert theorycrafter or mathematics expert, but also be honest about the fact that linking to someone else’s work doesn’t necessarily turn you into one either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Luuth View Post
    Street Fighter MMORPG! Can you imagine everyone just hurricane kicking and tuna boating all over the place. This sounds like an awesome game.

  20. #6200
    Granted but it was so hot that ice cream smelted and the tacos tasted aweful.

    I wish to get home, make myself a cup of coffee and do some studying.
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