Granted, but then you lose all appendages so have to resort to creative means for scratching his nose.
I wish I could sleep as long as I wanted, but while sleeping, I slow time down around me so only 1 minute passes by in the outside world. Thus making me only need 1 real minute of sleep every day. (And for some epic naps while in class)
- John Milton in AreopagiticaGive me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties
Granted, but the memory gap is filled with multiple playings of a dark and horrid movie... The Last Airbender
I wish I never needed sleep
I have no morals or logic. fear me like you have feared no other.
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I wish I had a TARDIS (time machine from doctor who)
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Slaying 8bit dragons with 6 pixel long swords since 1987.
Granted. Humans have developed the technology to travel to and inhabit other planets, however, so we leave the solar system and go live somewhere else. We leave you and all the criminals in jail on Earth for the super nova. P.S. You get raped and beaten to near death before the super nova actually happens.
I wish I had the best Pimp Smack in the world, and could control all my hoes. (You have to make me a pimp too.)
Granted, but you're such a good pimp, you get killed by some random gang so they can take control of your turf.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of cinnamon toast.
Granted, however it's in an alternate universe where the earth's population is you + 10 billion clones of Rebecca Black. You have all the time in the world to listen to her sing such hits as "Friday".
I wish I could entertain myself better.
Granted, but now you entertain yourself so much...you uh...become a physical manifestation of entertainment, and Hollywood captures you to use in movies and stuff top make them more entertaining?
I wish the poster below me becomes a kiwi.
Granted. That person gets killed by their spouse or parents and their family fights over the money. (I wonder who it will be..)
I wish Mynta wasn't unpopular and could actually get to his 250 friend quota.