Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Ridesdel]

Hope she's good looking.



Wtf kind of gated communities are those. Do you mean like gated townhouse communities? Those people don't have sex with each other wtf.

Granted you get into whatever the fuck it is you said but one day as you're going in to spend your first night with your first intimate person the gate closes abruptly by accident and crushes your spine and paralyzes you. And they kick you out of the community for being a scrub who can't open a gate.

I wish I knew how to make wristwatches. (Not digital ones.)

Granted, but you have lost all mobility below the neck, and your nose scratches like a bastard.

I wish I was close enough to scratch Blueobelisk's nose for him.

[Hastings]

Granted, but then you lose all appendages so have to resort to creative means for scratching his nose.

I wish I could sleep as long as I wanted, but while sleeping, I slow time down around me so only 1 minute passes by in the outside world. Thus making me only need 1 real minute of sleep every day. (And for some epic naps while in class)

[Ridesdel]

Granted, but for every waking hour you have it is like 3 months in your mind

I wish I still had all my appendages

[Redmage]

I wish I still had all my appendages

Granted, but now one of your limbs is no longer under your control, and is possessed by the vengeful spirit of a deranged serial killer who tries to murder everyone you love.

I wish I was a Blue Mage.

[Soulfighter101]

I wish I was a Blue Mage.

Granted, but red is the new blue.

I wish I had telekinetic abilities that I had complete control of

[Gehco]

Granted, by now you are trapped in vanilla WoW, destined to be ganked by rogues for all of eternity.

I wish I had telekinetic abilities that I had complete control of

Granted, but you are knocked by the first object you try to move (You office chair) and forget all about how to use your abilities now.

Wish I had a cold beer right now

[Redmage]

Granted, but you are knocked by the first object you try to move (You office chair) and forget all about how to use your abilities now.

Wish I had a cold beer right now

Granted, but it's a nonalcoholic beer.

I wish I could un-see the transformers movies.

[Gehco]

Granted, but it's a nonalcoholic beer.

I wish I could un-see the transformers movies.

NOESS!!!!! And your wish is granted master, you may now not recall said movie, instead you recall every episode of My Little Pony as well as all their names.

I wish I would get my ass moving towards my bed.

[Soulfighter101]

Granted, but the memory gap is filled with multiple playings of a dark and horrid movie... The Last Airbender

I wish I never needed sleep

[Redmage]

I wish I would get my ass moving towards my bed.

Granted, but now your bed is located at the top of mount Everest, and you must walk.

Granted, but the memory gap is filled with multiple playings of a dark and horrid movie... The Last Airbender

That's just sick! Well at least you didn't say Dragonball Evolution.

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I wish I never needed sleep

Granted, but now you must spend your waking hours as M. Night Shamylans personal assistant.

I wish I had a TARDIS (time machine from doctor who)

[Arcanimus]

Granted, but now your bed is located at the top of mount Everest, and you must walk.



That's just sick! Well at least you didn't say Dragonball Evolution.

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Granted, but now you must spend your waking hours as M. Night Shamylans personal assistant.

I wish I had a TARDIS (time machine from doctor who)

Granted, but it can only travel forward in time, and will always put you in the center of a black hole.

I wish I had complete control over matter.

[Slayman]

Granted, but it can only travel forward in time, and will always put you in the center of a black hole.

I wish I had complete control over matter.

Granted, but you know nothing about matter or the 4 core forces of physics to do anything with that ability.

I wish for the sun to start Supernovaing and thus destroying our solar system right now.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. Humans have developed the technology to travel to and inhabit other planets, however, so we leave the solar system and go live somewhere else. We leave you and all the criminals in jail on Earth for the super nova. P.S. You get raped and beaten to near death before the super nova actually happens.

I wish I had the best Pimp Smack in the world, and could control all my hoes. (You have to make me a pimp too.)

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but you're such a good pimp, you get killed by some random gang so they can take control of your turf.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cinnamon toast.

[Blood fox]

Granted, but now you're allergic to cinnamon.

I wish my comfortable headsets still worked.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, they work, but your computer doesn't.

I wish there was more time in the day for me to utilize how I wish.

[Letmesleep]

Granted, however it's in an alternate universe where the earth's population is you + 10 billion clones of Rebecca Black. You have all the time in the world to listen to her sing such hits as "Friday".

I wish I could entertain myself better.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but now you entertain yourself so much...you uh...become a physical manifestation of entertainment, and Hollywood captures you to use in movies and stuff top make them more entertaining?

I wish the poster below me becomes a kiwi.

[Don Vito Corleone]

Granted, but now you entertain yourself so much...you uh...become a physical manifestation of entertainment, and Hollywood captures you to use in movies and stuff top make them more entertaining?

I wish the poster below me becomes a kiwi.

Granted. I'm now a New Zealander. I decide to use half my life savings to move to England.

I wish the person 2 posts below me won the lottery.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. That person gets killed by their spouse or parents and their family fights over the money. (I wonder who it will be..)

I wish Mynta wasn't unpopular and could actually get to his 250 friend quota.