1. #6221
    HAHA keep dreaming sucka. You'll nevah find someone better than me.

    Granted. You get sucked up in the Fenton thermos.

    If you never saw Danny Phantom, then: Granted. You can no longer communicate with the world of the living and you don't have any special powers. Of course, since you're transparent and can walk through walls and stuff you can always eavesdrop and spy on girls and be a pervert, but you can never actually touch anyone else again. And a ghost's life span is 10 years so you're close to dead.

    I wish the 49ers win the Super Bowl tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    HAHA keep dreaming sucka. You'll nevah find someone better than me.

    Granted. You get sucked up in the Fenton thermos.

    If you never saw Danny Phantom, then: Granted. You can no longer communicate with the world of the living and you don't have any special powers. Of course, since you're transparent and can walk through walls and stuff you can always eavesdrop and spy on girls and be a pervert, but you can never actually touch anyone else again. And a ghost's life span is 10 years so you're close to dead.

    I wish the 49ers win the Super Bowl tomorrow.
    Not granted. Ravens win 21-9. And Colin also dies.
    I wish the 49ers to lose 21-9. Colin is not required to die in this scenario.
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  3. #6223
    Granted. 49ers lose, but the score is 24-8. Don't ask me how they'll get that 8, DON'T ASK ME, but they do it and I win my superbowl box gambling thing.

    I wish dust didn't exist, so no one anywhere had to sweep or clean for dust and it never affected anyone's allergies.

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    Granted, dust is now replaced with water droplets that only disappear when they're wiped up with green paper towels.

    I wish I wished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, dust is now replaced with water droplets that only disappear when they're wiped up with green paper towels.

    I wish I wished.
    granted. unfortunately, you wished a wish so powerful, that Wishmaster Wishu, leader of the Whismur, Genie, Gnome, Wishing Well and other Wish Granting Wishthings Union, has to grant your wish himself. however, he is not a member of this forum, so he never know you wished something.

    I wish I got an exceptionally good job offer, and was accepted for it.

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    Granted. You get two good job offers, and of course you'll be accepted to either.

    The first one is to get paid $10, 000 a year untaxed, and you do nothing. You don't have to show up anywhere, you don't have to do any work, you just exist and the checks get deposited into your bank account. However, you aren't allowed to get any other job or earn pay from somewhere else, or officially work anywhere else.

    The second job offer is $5, 000, 000 (5 million) a year salary. However, you work your ass off. You must be in your office 16 hours a day with another 20 hours a week (whichever days you distribute it) doing work at home. (7 days a week of course.) The work is stressful and relatively hard and requires you to think (for whatever level your intelligence is), but is not physically demanding. (Except for the exhaustion that comes from sitting and working all that time.) You aren't allowed to just work a little and then quit, you must stay with this job minimum of 10 years. Your family, if you have one, gets many perks like using the companies gym and they get great health care, and a whole bunch of other stuff, on top of your $5m/year.

    Go ahead and choose one. I'm curious what you (and anyone else here) would choose.

    I wish my mechanical pencil never ran out of lead.

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    Isn't the first option called Welfare? I'd go with the $5M job. It would suck for 10 years, but the ~40 or so I live thereafter doing next to no work because I earned a ton of money now will be awesome.

    Granted, your pencil never runs out of lead because it jams up and you can't use the lead it has already.

    I wish I had complete control over time with none of the usual weird-aging-wish-corruption that people usually come up with.

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    Granted. You can now control time from this stopwatch that can only be powered by the Triforce.

    I wish I had the remote from Click.
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  9. #6229
    Granted, but you don't have the batteries for it.

    I wish I understood football
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Granted, but you forget everything else.

    I wish I understood everything.

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    Granted, you know understand the word everything and everything about it

    I wish the moon was made out of cheese!
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aethon View Post
    Granted, you know understand the word everything and everything about it

    I wish the moon was made out of cheese!
    Granted, but it will crash into Earth in 3 days (and not even Link can stop it).

    I wish I didn't have to pay taxes ever again.

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    Granted, but you get arrested for tax evasion.

    I wish that Aethon would establish the Mynta Swirl fanclub.

  14. #6234
    Granted. It includes everyone on your friends list. But eventually everyone in the club starts caring about the leader of the club, Aethon, more than they do about the person the club is about, Mynta. And they ditch you to worship him. Leaving you with zero friends.

    I wish I could get into a summer research program.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. It includes everyone on your friends list. But eventually everyone in the club starts caring about the leader of the club, Aethon, more than they do about the person the club is about, Mynta. And they ditch you to worship him. Leaving you with zero friends.

    I wish I could get into a summer research program.
    Granted, you are now researching the mating habits of headlice over the summer.

    I wish my credit card bill would disappear and my company would forgive it entirely.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

  16. #6236
    Granted, but now your credit cards all charge a 100% interest rate per day if you buy anything on them. So if you buy a $1 pack of gum on it, next day you have to pay $2, day after $4, etc. This is for all credit cards for you and your family for the rest of your life.

    I wish they went back to the old Poland spring bottle shapes that uses extra plastic.

  17. #6237
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Jensen View Post
    Granted, you are now researching the mating habits of headlice over the summer.

    I wish my credit card bill would disappear and my company would forgive it entirely.
    Granted, they've already forgiving you for it- after putting you in default and sending your case to a collection agency.
    Edit: Wow, my browser really fucked this one up.

    Blue's wish is granted with the added caveat that HE himself must dispose of ALL said bottles. Everywhere they are in use. And you'd best do so with regards to the environment, as PETA now has a contract on your head just in case. A single dolphin get's choked out by one of these bottles, and the contract goes through; you'll be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life.

    I wish I didn't have to work right during the damn Superbowl. I guess fate did not approve of my earlier wish.
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  18. #6238
    Granted. You don't have to work tonight or tomorrow morning. But you have to watch the superbowl alone with no one else around you, can't leave your hosue, and can't go talk about it on the internet. You CAN speak about it in 2 months. Quite lonely, eh?

    I wish Squidward got a nose job.

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    Squidward got a nosejob. You and him changed noses.

    I wish Spongebob to never be on tv again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taurenburger View Post
    Squidward got a nosejob. You and him changed noses.

    I wish Spongebob to never be on tv again.
    granted. he has made the transition from TV to real life and has to move in with you because of a court order.

    I wish I actually had the decency to continue working on my legendary gem...

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