1. #6321
    Blue, Science is life! I actually didn't know the name was still in use, albeit for a i different purpose. Learn something new every day!

    Granted, but, your neighbour gets pissed at the high pitched noise and fills all the holes in the flute with cement.

    I wish I knew all the laws and formulas for physics, chemistry, and biology.
    "Then we have found, as it seems, that the many beliefs of the many about what's fair and about the other things roll around somewhere between not-being and being purely and simply." - Plato: Republic

  2. #6322
    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    Blue, Science is life! I actually didn't know the name was still in use, albeit for a i different purpose. Learn something new every day!

    Granted, but, your neighbour gets pissed at the high pitched noise and fills all the holes in the flute with cement.

    I wish I knew all the laws and formulas for physics, chemistry, and biology.
    Denied, you only get one :-P

  3. #6323
    Uh, since Lobo didn't make a wish, reboot!

    I wish I was a billionaire with an amazing social life.

  4. #6324
    granted, but now you are chased down by the police for stealing a billion dollars.

    I wish I could force my body to go to sleep.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Granted, but every time you force yourself to sleep you have a nightmare where the sanctity of your body is violated by Morgan Freeman.

    I wish I had a roommate that likes the same things that I do.

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    Granted its a male,and because you love yourself,he loves you too,daily and nightly and every so rightly!

    I wish deja vu wasnt so deja vu-ey!

  7. #6327
    Quote Originally Posted by Lobosan View Post
    Granted. You invade from Fluidic Space, only to have some snooty bitch with a bad hairdo ally with the Borg to kill your ass.
    sorry to break the chain here, but I had to say ty. That made me LOL IRL
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    p.s. i want to see Sylvanas take a pounding.
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    This could NEVER be taken the wrong way. ._.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted its a male,and because you love yourself,he loves you too,daily and nightly and every so rightly!

    I wish deja vu wasnt so deja vu-ey!
    Granted. You have Alzheimers and you don't really remember anything.

    I wish it wasn't snowing and there wasn't a blizzard.

  9. #6329
    Granted, but there's a volcanic eruption, earthquake, tornado and lightning storm in your immediate vicinity. That will follow you around. For 20 years.

    I wish this computer had sound and that I could hear it properly.

  10. #6330
    Granted, but the sound is so loud, you lose your ability to hear.

    I wish I wasn't hungry.

  11. #6331
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but the sound is so loud, you lose your ability to hear.

    I wish I wasn't hungry.
    Granted. You are now full. Of shit. Literally.

    I wish my lizard hadn't accidentally bit me while I was feeding him. Damn near took my finger off.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Granted. Instead of biting you, he has not mated with you, making you pregnant with lizard-babies (even if you're male, this is a super lizard).

    I wish for Tay Zonday to make more videos like this.

  13. #6333
    Granted. He makes loads of them, each exactly the same as the very one you posted. Same song, same everything, many many videos.

    I wish I had the ability to mimic any singer's voice perfectly on demand, including how high/low/ they can sing and growl/falsetto.

  14. #6334
    Granted, but somebody kills you for being so awesome.

    I wish I could teleport.

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    Granted, but you can only teleport into black holes, instantly killing you.

    I wish I would start assignments right when they're assigned. And finish them before they're due.

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    Granted, but then all your fingers fall off and you can never do another assignment again, thus failing.

    I wish I was a mind reader
    *It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light*

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    Granted, but you can only read minds of disgustingly fat and ugly people, who think about masturbating.

    I wish for a genie which grants you corrupted wishes.

  18. #6338
    Granted. But he's from a parallel universe where the wishes you think are corrupted are infact not corrupted and vice versa, thus making the genie the opposit of what you wished for.

    I wish for this thread to end, right now.

  19. #6339
    Quote Originally Posted by Makanprakan View Post
    Granted. But he's from a parallel universe where the wishes you think are corrupted are infact not corrupted and vice versa, thus making the genie the opposit of what you wished for.

    I wish for this thread to end, right now.
    Granted. It ended with you. And now it starts with me.

    I wish for a trust fund of 250 million dollars for my new lizard babies. College ain't cheap.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  20. #6340
    Granted, but you can't find any colleges that will accept them.

    I wish that it could snow no matter what the temperature was, and only melted after three days.

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