Granted. It comes in the form of a granola bar (which supplies you with enough energy for 2 hours without exhaustion of light physical exercise. You get exhausted if you exercise heavy). These granola bars are 5000 calories each, however, and are full of sugar. You have a lifetime supply of these bars. Face the consequences. (Oh and you can't like work out heavy and burn off the 5000 calories, and break even. It's not even possible.)
I wish I picked up the low fat Ritz crackers instead of these fat fuck full calorie ones that are 230 calories per stack + fat + salt.
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*groan* You have a working lightsaber, but you get into a Jedi fight and both your arms get cut off like that old guy at the end of Star Wars 2 who cut off Anakin's arm, and then he got fucked up by Anakin and lost both his arms + his head at the beginning of Star Wars 3. Unfortunately we don't have the technology to make you new arms so...
Granted, but you sparkle more than all the sparkly things in the world. Combined.
I wish Dars' radiance wasn't so blinding.
Granted. His radiance is now as bright as this flashlight in my desk.
P.S. My flashlight doesn't have any batteries.
I wish Darsithis would become an active poster in this Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game.
Granted. It's room temperature and your glass can't ever be put in a fridge or freezer and ice cubes just don't fit.
Lol at room temperature soda being a corruption.
I wish the All Star games this weekend is exciting.
Granted. But it will be because of a brawl and not the game.
I wish it would rain cats and dogs.
Granted. You only get the pay involved for that one hour though, and you can't quit your job or get another.
I wish I could stay home and not go to classes today.
Granted you got teleported to Russia and hit by that meteorite.
I wish Darsithis would ban me for exactly 42minutes and 39 seconds. Just for funzies ( and if hes got the balls :P)
Impossible, Darsithis is too weak to do that. He could only infract you, and the ban is based on like infraction points or something stupid like that that has a predetermined amount of ban time. Wish is impossible to grant.
Now then...I wish Boubille would ban that Wayne for 42 mins and 39 seconds. Should be do-able.
Granted, but it's been overturned immediately by Sunshine so you never knew he was banned
I wish I had a water bottle filled with cold, filtered water that never ran out