1. #6381
    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    I wish the moderator would have made a wish to go with their reprimand combo breaker.
    Granted. Darsithis final line now reads "I wish all to stay fluffy while wearing a tutu"

    I wish the next person to corrupt Darsithis's(?) new wish
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    p.s. i want to see Sylvanas take a pounding.
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    This could NEVER be taken the wrong way. ._.

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    Unfortunately all of the tutu's are covered in whirling blades that cut me!

    I wish I was Sita, the 5,000 year-old vampire!

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    Granted, but you sparkle more than all the sparkly things in the world. Combined.

    I wish Dars' radiance wasn't so blinding.



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    Granted. His radiance is now as bright as this flashlight in my desk.

    P.S. My flashlight doesn't have any batteries.

    I wish Darsithis would become an active poster in this Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game.

  5. #6385
    Granted, but all he posts is infractions, warranted or not.

    I wish I could have inspiration on this assignment. That actually turned out well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but all he posts is infractions, warranted or not.

    I wish I could have inspiration on this assignment. That actually turned out well.
    You have all the inspiration in the world. Unfortunately every pen you pick up is bone-dry.

    I wish I had an eternal glass of Cherry Coke Zero to drink!

  7. #6387
    Granted. It's room temperature and your glass can't ever be put in a fridge or freezer and ice cubes just don't fit.

    Lol at room temperature soda being a corruption.

    I wish the All Star games this weekend is exciting.

  8. #6388
    Granted. But it will be because of a brawl and not the game.

    I wish it would rain cats and dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynnsanegirl View Post
    Granted. But it will be because of a brawl and not the game.

    I wish it would rain cats and dogs.
    It does, but they're all made out of stone and smash everyone around them to pieces!

    I wish I only had to work 1 hour a day.

  10. #6390
    Granted. You only get the pay involved for that one hour though, and you can't quit your job or get another.

    I wish I could stay home and not go to classes today.

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    Granted you got teleported to Russia and hit by that meteorite.

    I wish Darsithis would ban me for exactly 42minutes and 39 seconds. Just for funzies ( and if hes got the balls :P)

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    Impossible, Darsithis is too weak to do that. He could only infract you, and the ban is based on like infraction points or something stupid like that that has a predetermined amount of ban time. Wish is impossible to grant.

    Now then...I wish Boubille would ban that Wayne for 42 mins and 39 seconds. Should be do-able.

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    Granted, but it's been overturned immediately by Sunshine so you never knew he was banned

    I wish I had a water bottle filled with cold, filtered water that never ran out
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  14. #6394
    Quote Originally Posted by llDemonll View Post
    Granted, but it's been overturned immediately by Sunshine so you never knew he was banned

    I wish I had a water bottle filled with cold, filtered water that never ran out
    Granted, but the filter used to clean the water can never be cleaned or changed so the water quickly becomes dirty

    I wish I had a cookie jar that supplied me with infinite amount of choc chip cookies.
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    I admit to having a nice diabolic cackle now and then, but it's not like I'm sitting in front of a bank of monitors each filled with an angry forum thread, stroking a siamese cat and telling my henchmen that they've failed me for the last time. (Source)

  15. #6395
    Granted, but they're all poisoned; eating even part of one will kill you.

    I wish I wasn't overwhelmed with homework / studying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but they're all poisoned; eating even part of one will kill you.

    I wish I wasn't overwhelmed with homework / studying.
    granted. instead of giving homework and extra studying, the teacher added extra compulsory classes between 5 PM and 4 AM, with required attendance and an automatic fail for doing anything wrong.

    I wish I had some great ideas for this book i'm writing.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  17. #6397
    And we know how well you and attendance mix, Iced.

    Granted, you have great ideas but you're on bad terms with a publishing company and they turn you down and every other publishing company turns you down, and not only that, they belittle your work and harrass you so that you leave the writing field altogether.

    I wish I was on vacation so I could pig out on some KFC and Burger King and McDonalds.

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    Granted, but you gain eighty pounds per minute that you're on vacation.

    I wish Blue would end his vacation.



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    Granted. Blue finishes his vacation in death! He kinda fell off of a building with Mynta's help.

    I wish people to hate mods.
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    Granted, there are more people on MMO-C now who are just trolls and make bad posts/threads just to harrass you mods. Especially you Majad. And llDemonll and Dars and Mynta and anyone else I missed who posts in this thread.

    I wish I wasn't hungry right now.

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