1. #6381
    Granted. It comes in the form of a granola bar (which supplies you with enough energy for 2 hours without exhaustion of light physical exercise. You get exhausted if you exercise heavy). These granola bars are 5000 calories each, however, and are full of sugar. You have a lifetime supply of these bars. Face the consequences. (Oh and you can't like work out heavy and burn off the 5000 calories, and break even. It's not even possible.)

    I wish I picked up the low fat Ritz crackers instead of these fat fuck full calorie ones that are 230 calories per stack + fat + salt.

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    *groan* You have a working lightsaber, but you get into a Jedi fight and both your arms get cut off like that old guy at the end of Star Wars 2 who cut off Anakin's arm, and then he got fucked up by Anakin and lost both his arms + his head at the beginning of Star Wars 3. Unfortunately we don't have the technology to make you new arms so...

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    Yo, keep this nice. Hating on anyone here, moderator OR forum user, isn't allowed. Keep it civil.

    And stay fluffy



  3. #6383
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. It comes in the form of a granola bar (which supplies you with enough energy for 2 hours without exhaustion of light physical exercise. You get exhausted if you exercise heavy). These granola bars are 5000 calories each, however, and are full of sugar. You have a lifetime supply of these bars. Face the consequences. (Oh and you can't like work out heavy and burn off the 5000 calories, and break even. It's not even possible.)

    I wish I picked up the low fat Ritz crackers instead of these fat fuck full calorie ones that are 230 calories per stack + fat + salt.

    ---------- Post added 2013-02-13 at 07:36 PM ----------

    *groan* You have a working lightsaber, but you get into a Jedi fight and both your arms get cut off like that old guy at the end of Star Wars 2 who cut off Anakin's arm, and then he got fucked up by Anakin and lost both his arms + his head at the beginning of Star Wars 3. Unfortunately we don't have the technology to make you new arms so...
    Granted. Unfortunately they're soggy and stale.

    I wish the moderator would have made a wish to go with their reprimand combo breaker.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  4. #6384
    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    I wish the moderator would have made a wish to go with their reprimand combo breaker.
    Granted. Darsithis final line now reads "I wish all to stay fluffy while wearing a tutu"

    I wish the next person to corrupt Darsithis's(?) new wish
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    p.s. i want to see Sylvanas take a pounding.
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    This could NEVER be taken the wrong way. ._.

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    Unfortunately all of the tutu's are covered in whirling blades that cut me!

    I wish I was Sita, the 5,000 year-old vampire!



  6. #6386
    Granted, but you sparkle more than all the sparkly things in the world. Combined.

    I wish Dars' radiance wasn't so blinding.


  7. #6387
    Granted. His radiance is now as bright as this flashlight in my desk.

    P.S. My flashlight doesn't have any batteries.

    I wish Darsithis would become an active poster in this Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game.

  8. #6388
    Granted, but all he posts is infractions, warranted or not.

    I wish I could have inspiration on this assignment. That actually turned out well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but all he posts is infractions, warranted or not.

    I wish I could have inspiration on this assignment. That actually turned out well.
    You have all the inspiration in the world. Unfortunately every pen you pick up is bone-dry.

    I wish I had an eternal glass of Cherry Coke Zero to drink!



  10. #6390
    Granted. It's room temperature and your glass can't ever be put in a fridge or freezer and ice cubes just don't fit.

    Lol at room temperature soda being a corruption.

    I wish the All Star games this weekend is exciting.

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    Granted. But it will be because of a brawl and not the game.

    I wish it would rain cats and dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynnsanegirl View Post
    Granted. But it will be because of a brawl and not the game.

    I wish it would rain cats and dogs.
    It does, but they're all made out of stone and smash everyone around them to pieces!

    I wish I only had to work 1 hour a day.



  13. #6393
    Granted. You only get the pay involved for that one hour though, and you can't quit your job or get another.

    I wish I could stay home and not go to classes today.

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    Granted you got teleported to Russia and hit by that meteorite.

    I wish Darsithis would ban me for exactly 42minutes and 39 seconds. Just for funzies ( and if hes got the balls :P)

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    Impossible, Darsithis is too weak to do that. He could only infract you, and the ban is based on like infraction points or something stupid like that that has a predetermined amount of ban time. Wish is impossible to grant.

    Now then...I wish Boubille would ban that Wayne for 42 mins and 39 seconds. Should be do-able.

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    Granted, but it's been overturned immediately by Sunshine so you never knew he was banned

    I wish I had a water bottle filled with cold, filtered water that never ran out

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  17. #6397
    Quote Originally Posted by llDemonll View Post
    Granted, but it's been overturned immediately by Sunshine so you never knew he was banned

    I wish I had a water bottle filled with cold, filtered water that never ran out
    Granted, but the filter used to clean the water can never be cleaned or changed so the water quickly becomes dirty

    I wish I had a cookie jar that supplied me with infinite amount of choc chip cookies.
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    I admit to having a nice diabolic cackle now and then, but it's not like I'm sitting in front of a bank of monitors each filled with an angry forum thread, stroking a siamese cat and telling my henchmen that they've failed me for the last time. (Source)

  18. #6398
    Granted, but they're all poisoned; eating even part of one will kill you.

    I wish I wasn't overwhelmed with homework / studying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but they're all poisoned; eating even part of one will kill you.

    I wish I wasn't overwhelmed with homework / studying.
    granted. instead of giving homework and extra studying, the teacher added extra compulsory classes between 5 PM and 4 AM, with required attendance and an automatic fail for doing anything wrong.

    I wish I had some great ideas for this book i'm writing.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    And we know how well you and attendance mix, Iced.

    Granted, you have great ideas but you're on bad terms with a publishing company and they turn you down and every other publishing company turns you down, and not only that, they belittle your work and harrass you so that you leave the writing field altogether.

    I wish I was on vacation so I could pig out on some KFC and Burger King and McDonalds.

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