Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Finangus]

Granted, but on the way home, you get attacked by an alien face hugger.

I wish I had an infinite supply of energy.

Granted, but tapping into the energy supply will cause it to explode with the force of a supernova.

I wish I had a real, working lightsaber.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. It comes in the form of a granola bar (which supplies you with enough energy for 2 hours without exhaustion of light physical exercise. You get exhausted if you exercise heavy). These granola bars are 5000 calories each, however, and are full of sugar. You have a lifetime supply of these bars. Face the consequences. (Oh and you can't like work out heavy and burn off the 5000 calories, and break even. It's not even possible.)

I wish I picked up the low fat Ritz crackers instead of these fat fuck full calorie ones that are 230 calories per stack + fat + salt.

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*groan* You have a working lightsaber, but you get into a Jedi fight and both your arms get cut off like that old guy at the end of Star Wars 2 who cut off Anakin's arm, and then he got fucked up by Anakin and lost both his arms + his head at the beginning of Star Wars 3. Unfortunately we don't have the technology to make you new arms so...

[Darsithis]

Yo, keep this nice. Hating on anyone here, moderator OR forum user, isn't allowed. Keep it civil.

And stay fluffy

[King Candy]

Granted. It comes in the form of a granola bar (which supplies you with enough energy for 2 hours without exhaustion of light physical exercise. You get exhausted if you exercise heavy). These granola bars are 5000 calories each, however, and are full of sugar. You have a lifetime supply of these bars. Face the consequences. (Oh and you can't like work out heavy and burn off the 5000 calories, and break even. It's not even possible.)

I wish I picked up the low fat Ritz crackers instead of these fat fuck full calorie ones that are 230 calories per stack + fat + salt.

---------- Post added 2013-02-13 at 07:36 PM ----------

*groan* You have a working lightsaber, but you get into a Jedi fight and both your arms get cut off like that old guy at the end of Star Wars 2 who cut off Anakin's arm, and then he got fucked up by Anakin and lost both his arms + his head at the beginning of Star Wars 3. Unfortunately we don't have the technology to make you new arms so...

Granted. Unfortunately they're soggy and stale.

I wish the moderator would have made a wish to go with their reprimand combo breaker.

[Mjumnito]

I wish the moderator would have made a wish to go with their reprimand combo breaker.

Granted. Darsithis final line now reads "I wish all to stay fluffy while wearing a tutu"

I wish the next person to corrupt Darsithis's(?) new wish

[Darsithis]

Unfortunately all of the tutu's are covered in whirling blades that cut me!

I wish I was Sita, the 5,000 year-old vampire!

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but you sparkle more than all the sparkly things in the world. Combined.

I wish Dars' radiance wasn't so blinding.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. His radiance is now as bright as this flashlight in my desk.

P.S. My flashlight doesn't have any batteries.

I wish Darsithis would become an active poster in this Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but all he posts is infractions, warranted or not.

I wish I could have inspiration on this assignment. That actually turned out well.

[Darsithis]

Granted, but all he posts is infractions, warranted or not.

I wish I could have inspiration on this assignment. That actually turned out well.

You have all the inspiration in the world. Unfortunately every pen you pick up is bone-dry.

I wish I had an eternal glass of Cherry Coke Zero to drink!

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. It's room temperature and your glass can't ever be put in a fridge or freezer and ice cubes just don't fit.

Lol at room temperature soda being a corruption.

I wish the All Star games this weekend is exciting.

[lynnsanegirl]

Granted. But it will be because of a brawl and not the game.

I wish it would rain cats and dogs.

[Darsithis]

Granted. But it will be because of a brawl and not the game.

I wish it would rain cats and dogs.

It does, but they're all made out of stone and smash everyone around them to pieces!

I wish I only had to work 1 hour a day.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. You only get the pay involved for that one hour though, and you can't quit your job or get another.

I wish I could stay home and not go to classes today.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted you got teleported to Russia and hit by that meteorite.

I wish Darsithis would ban me for exactly 42minutes and 39 seconds. Just for funzies ( and if hes got the balls :P)

[Blueobelisk]

Impossible, Darsithis is too weak to do that. He could only infract you, and the ban is based on like infraction points or something stupid like that that has a predetermined amount of ban time. Wish is impossible to grant.

Now then...I wish Boubille would ban that Wayne for 42 mins and 39 seconds. Should be do-able.

[llDemonll]

Granted, but it's been overturned immediately by Sunshine so you never knew he was banned

I wish I had a water bottle filled with cold, filtered water that never ran out

[Alexpower3]

Granted, but it's been overturned immediately by Sunshine so you never knew he was banned

I wish I had a water bottle filled with cold, filtered water that never ran out

Granted, but the filter used to clean the water can never be cleaned or changed so the water quickly becomes dirty

I wish I had a cookie jar that supplied me with infinite amount of choc chip cookies.

[icedwarrior]

Granted, but they're all poisoned; eating even part of one will kill you.

I wish I wasn't overwhelmed with homework / studying.

[Scrooge McDuck]

Granted, but they're all poisoned; eating even part of one will kill you.

I wish I wasn't overwhelmed with homework / studying.

granted. instead of giving homework and extra studying, the teacher added extra compulsory classes between 5 PM and 4 AM, with required attendance and an automatic fail for doing anything wrong.

I wish I had some great ideas for this book i'm writing.