1. #6401
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    And we know how well you and attendance mix, Iced.
    -.- That's going to follow me around until the end of time, isn't it? It was an outlier, dammit!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
    Granted. Your body never registers hunger anymore, and, since you can't tell when you're hungry, you die.

    I wish I knew what Blueobelisk was a reference to. I've seen that avatar + name on Elitestjerks today, and I didn't know it was a thing. And I'm also too lazy to google it.

  2. #6402
    That's just my Elitist Jerks account lol, I use the same name and avatar there. And obelisk is just the name of a God card in YuGiOh. They didn't have that name available in WoW so I just added a color. The avatar is my character from another MMO I used to play before WoW.

    Meh. I wish I didn't have to write the code to run in Simulationcraft for 5.2 for this Elitist Jerks thread, since Iced brought it up.

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    You're avatar is Maple Story isn't it?

    Granted, but now you have to write code for another thingy, and it reveals to you the meaning of life, but then Cthulhu kills you to keep is safe.

    I wish our tech suddenly advanced 2000 years over night.



  4. #6404
    !!! You're not supposed to know what my avatar is from Mynta!

    Granted, our technology advanced 2000 years but the people today don't understand how the technology works and our technology can no longer advance ever because we missed the important steps of how to build this futuristic technology.

    I wish my arms weren't so sore from working out yesterday.

  5. #6405
    Granted. You're arms are no longer sore. You're thighs are killing you. You cannot walk. You fall face first on the floor and barely make it to the phone. Instead you lay there for nearly a week but hey you're arm's are no longer sore. Now it's your thighs.

    I wish gaming forums was changed into a different reality. To one that was game of thrones. Instead of writing to each other. We responded in a virtual video game. I want to be King in this place also and all the mods and other's may throw rose pedals at my feet when I walk by and Sunshine to embrace me with hugs each time I log while while screaming the Hero of MMO Champion is here.

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    Granted, but your ISP puts a permanent block so you can never visit. Alas

    I wish I had a pizza right now. Me hungry.

  7. #6407
    Granted. You have one slice of pizza.

    I know my corruption doesn't sound like much but lol who the fuck eats only one slice of pizza. You either get 2+ or you don't get any. That wouldn't fill me up, in fact it'd probably make me hungrier.

    I wish I had a Sicilian pizza pie. (Last time I had a Sicilian, or any slice of pizza, was during my finals week last semester. I ate 6/9 slices myself while studying within a span of 3 days LOL.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. You have one slice of pizza.

    I know my corruption doesn't sound like much but lol who the fuck eats only one slice of pizza. You either get 2+ or you don't get any. That wouldn't fill me up, in fact it'd probably make me hungrier.

    I wish I had a Sicilian pizza pie. (Last time I had a Sicilian, or any slice of pizza, was during my finals week last semester. I ate 6/9 slices myself while studying within a span of 3 days LOL.)
    Granted but it's made out of real sicilians, from Sicily. Cannibal!

    I wish I could insta-level to 90

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    Granted. You can instant level to 90 from whatever level you want, but one of your other characters gets deleveled by every level your character gains. (And you can't switch back and forth, once a char gets deleveled he must relevel normally).

    I wish I knew the owner of footlocker and he gave me brand new sneakers every day so I could show off to the shallow people at my school.

  10. #6410
    Granted. He gives you the best looking sneakers in the world. However he stole them. The Police arrest you at School along with him.

    I wish that I could shoot lighting from my fingertips at anyone I wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. He gives you the best looking sneakers in the world. However he stole them. The Police arrest you at School along with him.

    I wish that I could shoot lighting from my fingertips at anyone I wanted.
    Granted. Every time you do, you electrocute yourself.

    I wish Season 3 of Sherlock would start sometime this year
    They ask me why I'm bringin' - A baby into battle - That's really irresponsible - And getting them rattled
    I say "give me a break - Get off of my back damn, it" - I didn't learn parenting - My daddy was a planet

  12. #6412
    Granted, but the episodes are horribly rushed and are of horrible quality.

    I wish for a pet shark, that has a lazer beam attached to it's head, that is under my direct control (and it can also live without water).

  13. #6413
    Wtf you just saw me post that in the scary weapon thread! Not granted, the sharks go on the endangered species list and its not possible. We will, however, get you some mutated sea bass.

    I wish I had a pimp cane.

  14. #6414
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Wtf you just saw me post that in the scary weapon thread!
    That may or may not have been my inspiration.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I wish I had a pimp cane.
    Granted, but it's so short you can't use it for walking, and it's material makes it less than ideal for hitting people.

    I wish I could meet my online friends in person (and that they're cool people that won't, like, kill me or steal my shit or anything).

  15. #6415
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish I could meet my online friends in person (and that they're cool people that won't, like, kill me or steal my shit or anything).
    Granted, but they are all rapists.

    I wish I could sleep.
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    The day I die I want the shaman class developers to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.......

  16. #6416
    Granted, but you wake up within 7 minutes, never able to fall back asleep.

    I wish the tiger was the king of the jungle, and not the dumb lion. Tigers > lions.

  17. #6417
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but you wake up within 7 minutes, never able to fall back asleep.

    I wish the tiger was the king of the jungle, and not the dumb lion. Tigers > lions.
    Granted. But a gang of eight lions show up at you're door. They ring you're doorbell once you answer it they proceeded to tear you a new one. For suggestion Tigers are above them. They leave you broken and bloody on you're front door step.

    I wish. I had the powers of superman.

  18. #6418
    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. But a gang of eight lions show up at you're door. They ring you're doorbell once you answer it they proceeded to tear you a new one. For suggestion Tigers are above them. They leave you broken and bloody on you're front door step.

    I wish. I had the powers of superman.
    granted, however, you are forced to wear a low powered version of kryptonite for the rest of your life. not enough to kill you, but enough to suppress the powers to a human level.

    I wish that every country in the world would put the following tax rules in place:

    20% VAT on ALL consumer goods;
    5% VAT on ALL food and drink items, energy (gas/electricity/oil) and medicine (stuff you need to live);
    25% profit tax on ALL profit earned by companies;
    No ways to reduce any of these taxes except if you're a registered disabled person.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

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    Granted, but somebody runs you over with a hovercraft.

    I wish junk food/unhealthy food had a 10000000000% tax attached to them.



  20. #6420
    Granted, but that hover car that ran nzall over has 10 million bags of Doritos in them on sale without tax so long as you buy it while inside the vehicle, since it hovers. And it runs you over and it's pretty heavy.

    I wish I was the driver of a hovercraft that had millions of Doritos bags in them.

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