Granted. Blue finishes his vacation in death! He kinda fell off of a building with Mynta's help.
I wish people to hate mods.
Granted, there are more people on MMO-C now who are just trolls and make bad posts/threads just to harrass you mods. Especially you Majad. And llDemonll and Dars and Mynta and anyone else I missed who posts in this thread.
I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
I wish I knew what Blueobelisk was a reference to. I've seen that avatar + name on Elitestjerks today, and I didn't know it was a thing. And I'm also too lazy to google it.
That's just my Elitist Jerks account lol, I use the same name and avatar there. And obelisk is just the name of a God card in YuGiOh. They didn't have that name available in WoW so I just added a color. The avatar is my character from another MMO I used to play before WoW.
Meh. I wish I didn't have to write the code to run in Simulationcraft for 5.2 for this Elitist Jerks thread, since Iced brought it up.
You're avatar is Maple Story isn't it?
Granted, but now you have to write code for another thingy, and it reveals to you the meaning of life, but then Cthulhu kills you to keep is safe.
I wish our tech suddenly advanced 2000 years over night.
!!! You're not supposed to know what my avatar is from Mynta!
Granted, our technology advanced 2000 years but the people today don't understand how the technology works and our technology can no longer advance ever because we missed the important steps of how to build this futuristic technology.
I wish my arms weren't so sore from working out yesterday.
Granted. You're arms are no longer sore. You're thighs are killing you. You cannot walk. You fall face first on the floor and barely make it to the phone. Instead you lay there for nearly a week but hey you're arm's are no longer sore. Now it's your thighs.
I wish gaming forums was changed into a different reality. To one that was game of thrones. Instead of writing to each other. We responded in a virtual video game. I want to be King in this place also and all the mods and other's may throw rose pedals at my feet when I walk by and Sunshine to embrace me with hugs each time I log while while screaming the Hero of MMO Champion is here.
Granted. You have one slice of pizza.
I know my corruption doesn't sound like much but lol who the fuck eats only one slice of pizza. You either get 2+ or you don't get any. That wouldn't fill me up, in fact it'd probably make me hungrier.
I wish I had a Sicilian pizza pie. (Last time I had a Sicilian, or any slice of pizza, was during my finals week last semester. I ate 6/9 slices myself while studying within a span of 3 days LOL.)
Granted. You can instant level to 90 from whatever level you want, but one of your other characters gets deleveled by every level your character gains. (And you can't switch back and forth, once a char gets deleveled he must relevel normally).
I wish I knew the owner of footlocker and he gave me brand new sneakers every day so I could show off to the shallow people at my school.
Granted. He gives you the best looking sneakers in the world. However he stole them. The Police arrest you at School along with him.
I wish that I could shoot lighting from my fingertips at anyone I wanted.
Wtf you just saw me post that in the scary weapon thread! Not granted, the sharks go on the endangered species list and its not possible. We will, however, get you some mutated sea bass.
I wish I had a pimp cane.
I wish I could meet my online friends in person (and that they're cool people that won't, like, kill me or steal my shit or anything).
I wish. I had the powers of superman.
I wish that every country in the world would put the following tax rules in place:
20% VAT on ALL consumer goods;
5% VAT on ALL food and drink items, energy (gas/electricity/oil) and medicine (stuff you need to live);
25% profit tax on ALL profit earned by companies;
No ways to reduce any of these taxes except if you're a registered disabled person.