1. #6421
    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. But a gang of eight lions show up at you're door. They ring you're doorbell once you answer it they proceeded to tear you a new one. For suggestion Tigers are above them. They leave you broken and bloody on you're front door step.

    I wish. I had the powers of superman.
    granted, however, you are forced to wear a low powered version of kryptonite for the rest of your life. not enough to kill you, but enough to suppress the powers to a human level.

    I wish that every country in the world would put the following tax rules in place:

    20% VAT on ALL consumer goods;
    5% VAT on ALL food and drink items, energy (gas/electricity/oil) and medicine (stuff you need to live);
    25% profit tax on ALL profit earned by companies;
    No ways to reduce any of these taxes except if you're a registered disabled person.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  2. #6422
    Granted, but somebody runs you over with a hovercraft.

    I wish junk food/unhealthy food had a 10000000000% tax attached to them.

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    Granted, but that hover car that ran nzall over has 10 million bags of Doritos in them on sale without tax so long as you buy it while inside the vehicle, since it hovers. And it runs you over and it's pretty heavy.

    I wish I was the driver of a hovercraft that had millions of Doritos bags in them.

  4. #6424
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, but that hover car that ran nzall over has 10 million bags of Doritos in them on sale without tax so long as you buy it while inside the vehicle, since it hovers. And it runs you over and it's pretty heavy.

    I wish I was the driver of a hovercraft that had millions of Doritos bags in them.
    Granted. Though the lock on it is as hard as steel. There is no way to break into it. Worse yet you get arrested after being pulled over for trying to break inside the truck.

    I wish I could make those fall in love with me

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    Granted. You can make any man you see fall in love with you.

    I wish Melo wins MVP tonight. (Basketball all star game.)

  6. #6426
    Granted, but the MVP inflates his ego, making him demand a max salary. He is traded the next day.

    I wish I got tomorrow off from school. We get Cesear Chavez Day off, and not President's Day? I thought this was America!

  7. #6427
    Granted, but you no longer get Cesear Chavez Day off.

    I wish I could instantly learn new languages.

  8. #6428
    Granted, but you still can only speak and write in English.

    I wish to smell like mints always.
    "Then we have found, as it seems, that the many beliefs of the many about what's fair and about the other things roll around somewhere between not-being and being purely and simply." - Plato: Republic

  9. #6429
    Granted. It's so convincing that people always want to eat you.

    I wish to have all the TF2 hats I want.

  10. #6430
    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    Granted, but you still can only speak and write in English.

    I wish to smell like mints always.
    That's not much of a corruption, and you never said I couldn't type in the new ones! ;D

    @Iced

    Granted, but aliens invade and turn Valve and anyone who likes TF2 into bananas, which they then give to their pet monkeys.

    I wish healthy food was cheaper than unhealthy food.

  11. #6431
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    That's not much of a corruption, and you never said I couldn't type in the new ones! ;D

    @Iced

    Granted, but aliens invade and turn Valve and anyone who likes TF2 into bananas, which they then give to their pet monkeys.

    I wish healthy food was cheaper than unhealthy food.

    Well, technically, typing is writing, but meh.

    Granted, but healthy food now tastes so much worse than before that you cannot eat it due to the bad taste.

    I wish Netflix had every single tv show and movie ever made on it, and updated stuff the same day it came out on regular tv / theater.
    "Then we have found, as it seems, that the many beliefs of the many about what's fair and about the other things roll around somewhere between not-being and being purely and simply." - Plato: Republic

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    Granted, but now Netflix is a hundred bucks a month.

    I wish the creators of Criminal Minds would keep making new episodes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Granted, but now Netflix is a hundred bucks a month.

    I wish the creators of Criminal Minds would keep making new episodes.
    That's still cheaper than cable with more available lol.

    Granted but they choose new actors to play the roles and it doesn't feel like the same show at all.

    I wish Timmy Turner lost his godparents.

  14. #6434
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    That's still cheaper than cable with more available lol.

    Granted but they choose new actors to play the roles and it doesn't feel like the same show at all.

    I wish Timmy Turner lost his godparents.
    Granted. The show is immediately cancelled, thus ensuring Timmy has lost his godparents.

    I wish The Birthday Massacre was more well known.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Granted. Anyone who reads your post knows them now, which makes them more well known than before.

    Btw I googled it and I was hoping to find something similar to a story like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but "Birthday Massacre" is just some fucking band. You disappoint me Holidae.

    I wish I didn't have to pay a subscription to play WoW, it was free. Just for me.

  16. #6436
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. Anyone who reads your post knows them now, which makes them more well known than before.

    Btw I googled it and I was hoping to find something similar to a story like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but "Birthday Massacre" is just some fucking band. You disappoint me Holidae.

    I wish I didn't have to pay a subscription to play WoW, it was free. Just for me.
    granted, however, every month, every single person on your server gets transfered for free to another server, except for you. you will be left behind on the empty server unless you pay a character transfer.

    I wish i didn't have this sudden craving for gay porn anymore.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  17. #6437
    Granted. You no longer have a craving for gay porn, but a craving for gay midget porn.

    I wish to never receive an infraction on these boards.

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    Granted but i have a confession to all the mods,icewarrior once sent me indecent photos of himself and abused me on multiple threads,please infract him

    I wish i was a better liar...

  19. #6439
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted but i have a confession to all the mods,icewarrior once sent me indecent photos of himself and abused me on multiple threads,please infract him

    I wish i was a better liar...
    Granted, but you now live in a world where everyone is 100% better at discerning lies.

    I wish I could make a wish with no downside.

  20. #6440
    Quote Originally Posted by DeathOfRa View Post
    Granted, but you now live in a world where everyone is 100% better at discerning lies.

    I wish I could make a wish with no downside.
    granted, but it does not have any upsides either.

    I wish my next job interview didn't require me to be underway for almost 2 hours single trip.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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