1. #6461
    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    Granted, then you are struck by lightning, while a loan shark shoots you, while an amoeba infects your brain, while a meteor hits and destories the sun sending plasma that wipes out the atmosphere of the earth.

    I wish i could breath in any atmosphere, or lack thereof
    Granted. But it turns out that breathing weird stuff is no substitute for the oxygen your body needs to survive. And toxic gases are still toxic whether or not you can breathe them. And anyhow any lack of atmosphere is likely to kill you anyhow by means of extreme temperatures and vacuum. The vacuum part doesn't contain enough oxygen for you to live on either, but you can still breath it. Just like you can breathe water! Of course your lungs aren't much good at filtering oxygen from that water... In other words this has been a complete useless wish.

    But note that it has been granted accordingly with no frivolous additions. You got exactly what you asked for and nothing more.

    I wish I was great at everything.

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    Granted. You're great at everything. Including being great at sucking at sports, being great at having a small d***, being great at being a loser, etc. EVERYTHING.

    I wish it was now or never.

  3. #6463
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. You're great at everything. Including being great at sucking at sports, being great at having a small d***, being great at being a loser, etc. EVERYTHING.

    I wish it was now or never.
    granted. it's now. (think about it).

    I wish you had to follow a basic computer instruction class before being allowed to use a computer if you were born before 1980 (i.e. grew up without one).
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Granted, but everyone has a bad teacher and becomes even more inept.

    I wish I could shapeshift!

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    Granted,you shapeshift into Krakhed and become equally as boring.

    I wish we could all help Krakhed out with his humour and pay for a new one for him,seriously bro its a game chill the fack out.

  6. #6466
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,you shapeshift into Krakhed and become equally as boring.

    I wish we could all help Krakhed out with his humour and pay for a new one for him,seriously bro its a game chill the fack out.
    Granted, but it backfires, and becomes even more enraged with the general population's wishes.

    I wish I could figure out what the hell I'm doing wrong with my rotation.

  7. #6467
    Quote Originally Posted by DeathOfRa View Post
    Granted, but it backfires, and becomes even more enraged with the general population's wishes.

    I wish I could figure out what the hell I'm doing wrong with my rotation.
    granted. you figure out that you're doing it backwards. however, you find that it's so engraved into your muscle memory, that you cannot reverse it.

    I wish that XKCD comic about the internet chatroom police that bans you from the internet for sexism was a real thing (btw, I'm very respectful for females. not a hair on my body that would consider sexism online).
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  8. #6468
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. you figure out that you're doing it backwards. however, you find that it's so engraved into your muscle memory, that you cannot reverse it.

    I wish that XKCD comic about the internet chatroom police that bans you from the internet for sexism was a real thing (btw, I'm very respectful for females. not a hair on my body that would consider sexism online).
    Granted. However, the policy has proven so successful, that they have decided to expand this to racism, luddites, pro-gun controllers, capital punishment supporters, conspiracies, the Tea Party, and pornography. The internet becomes barren and eventually shut down as a result.

    I wish more people knew about Fighting, starring Channing Tatum; and it won him an Academy award for Best Actor. Haha... haha... hAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  9. #6469
    Channing Tatum broke his ankle during one of the fight scenes.

    In this film, Channing Tatum's character states he is from Cullman, Alabama and Terrence Howard's character states he is from Chicago, IL. In real life, Tatum was born in Birmingham, Alabama and Howard was born in Chicago, IL.

    I wish this thread had more than 324 pages.
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  10. #6470
    Quote Originally Posted by schwarzkopf View Post
    Channing Tatum broke his ankle during one of the fight scenes.

    In this film, Channing Tatum's character states he is from Cullman, Alabama and Terrence Howard's character states he is from Chicago, IL. In real life, Tatum was born in Birmingham, Alabama and Howard was born in Chicago, IL.

    I wish this thread had more than 324 pages.
    Granted. But as a result you are never able to leave the thread. Every google search, web link, address you type in brings you back to the most recent post. The phenomena is so bad, that it even infects your mobile devise's that any incoming call just reads off the newest post, and people you call are only able to hear the text from the newest post. Same goes for txting, chat programs, skype, etc.


    I wish that idea of religion was removed from world so that government and other conglomeration/ people couldn't use it to rule and control the ignorant masses.

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    Granted. The government now rules by coldhearted logic and they're killing the elderly and the weak in order to save money, rather than letting them live on welfare or medicare.

    I wish the Doctor would show up and whisk me away in the TARDIS.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

  12. #6472
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Jensen View Post
    Granted. The government now rules by coldhearted logic and they're killing the elderly and the weak in order to save money, rather than letting them live on welfare or medicare.

    I wish the Doctor would show up and whisk me away in the TARDIS.
    Granted. However, the doctor isn't "the doctor" but a an evil brain surgeon who transplants your brain into Tard (grumpy cat).



    I wish that science makes a blunder and people with "super human" abilites start to begin appearing (like in the DC game that came out). This of course would include super villians (gotta have some one to fight right?)


    PS: If their was a cut off age on "the elderly", then it would be no different then living in a modern sparta.... still sounds like a good deal to me.

  13. #6473
    Quote Originally Posted by Ichy View Post
    Granted. However, the doctor isn't "the doctor" but a an evil brain surgeon who transplants your brain into Tard (grumpy cat).



    I wish that science makes a blunder and people with "super human" abilites start to begin appearing (like in the DC game that came out). This of course would include super villians (gotta have some one to fight right?)


    PS: If their was a cut off age on "the elderly", then it would be no different then living in a modern sparta.... still sounds like a good deal to me.
    Granted. My powers are equivalent to that of Darkseid. Guess what I'm going to be doing? Spoiler: taking over the world, killing Superman, and you. You, just cause of the following wish.

    I can't think of any other garbage movies to make people aware of, so I'm just going to wish that my soon to be x-wife hadn't completely suckered me into watching Piranha 3D. I didn't deserve this; this was too cruel. Fucking movie stole years of my life. So I also wish to get those back.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Granted. Your soon to be ex wife didn't make you watch Piranha 3D. Your wife did. Because I'm making you stay together. And those years you got back are more years to spend together with her.

    I wish I knew why Holidae is divorcing his wife.

  15. #6475
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. Your soon to be ex wife didn't make you watch Piranha 3D. Your wife did. Because I'm making you stay together. And those years you got back are more years to spend together with her.

    I wish I knew why Holidae is divorcing his wife.
    Granted, holidae's wife turns out to be a post op tranny, and over the course of the next few years ends up become attracted to you.


    I wish game developers would stop being all secretive about their development, so travesties like Diablo 3 and Alien: Colonial Marines doesn't happen.\
    (or can be said here... but that for different forums, and I mean what people got at launch... not that 20 patches latter that improved the game(s)).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichy View Post
    Granted, holidae's wife turns out to be a post op tranny, and over the course of the next few years ends up become attracted to you.


    I wish game developers would stop being all secretive about their development, so travesties like Diablo 3 and Alien: Colonial Marines doesn't happen.\
    (or can be said here... but that for different forums, and I mean what people got at launch... not that 20 patches latter that improved the game(s)).
    Granted. But predictably gaming forums everywhere are filled with whiners complaining about every little detail in an incomplete project and demanding that the games be changed to suit their vision. Games begin being altered to appease this rabid fanbase and no potentially controversial innovations are made. Game design stagnates and no one is happy. Conglaturations.

    I wish for a high quality fancy suit with a top hat and monocle so that I can look dapper while I stroke my mustache.

  17. #6477
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. Your soon to be ex wife didn't make you watch Piranha 3D. Your wife did. Because I'm making you stay together. And those years you got back are more years to spend together with her.

    I wish I knew why Holidae is divorcing his wife.
    I'm not really divorcing her... Yet. Thanks to your wish.
    Quote Originally Posted by KrakHed View Post
    Granted. But predictably gaming forums everywhere are filled with whiners complaining about every little detail in an incomplete project and demanding that the games be changed to suit their vision. Games begin being altered to appease this rabid fanbase and no potentially controversial innovations are made. Game design stagnates and no one is happy. Conglaturations.

    I wish for a high quality fancy suit with a top hat and monocle so that I can look dapper while I stroke my mustache.
    Granted. Sherlock Holmes bearhugs you and tosses you both into a waterfall at a peace conference in Switzerland, following an elaborate analysis of how the inevitable fight would have played out between you two. He survives of course; he planned for this eventuality. You, unfortunately, did not.

    I wish John Riccitiello (EA's CEO) would just fucking die already.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Granted, but he dies by falling out of a blimp, and landing right on you. You survive, but have every bone in your body broken and can never move again.

    I wish I was a billionaire.

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    Granted but it's all African blood drug money so you get arrested, and then executed.

    I wish I had Pride's shadow pet monster

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    Granted, but it's tentacle-esque nature causes it to seek out school girls and gets you into trouble with the law.

    I wish I had Envy's shape shifting powers.

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