1. #6541
    Quote Originally Posted by Ichy View Post
    granted, but his wish is to drop a building on your head. but it back fires and now you both are dead.

    I wish I had the power to reach through the internet and slap idiots when I read a post from them. regardless of where I find it, IE a screen cap on 9gag, upload on facebook, text posts on forms like mmo-champ and others.
    Granted.

    You hit a female though. The cops bust in you're door to arrest you. You try running away and they use stun gun.

    I wish I had the power to move the ocean with my mind

  2. #6542
    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted.

    You hit a female though. The cops bust in you're door to arrest you. You try running away and they use stun gun.

    I wish I had the power to move the ocean with my mind
    granted, though you end up fighting the pull of the moon. The ensuing tug of war ends all land based life on the planet.

    I wish I was able to master all languages: written, spoken, ancient, and computer.

  3. #6543
    Quote Originally Posted by Ichy View Post
    granted, though you end up fighting the pull of the moon. The ensuing tug of war ends all land based life on the planet.

    I wish I was able to master all languages: written, spoken, ancient, and computer.
    Granted. You know every language but you become deaf shortly after so you can no longer hear it. And forced to write everything down which depresses you.

    I was I had powers of superman

  4. #6544
    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. You know every language but you become deaf shortly after so you can no longer hear it. And forced to write everything down which depresses you.

    I was I had powers of superman
    Granted. The only other person of your species (so you can procreate) is your cousin.

    I wish I were a legit (no doping!) world class athlete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyos View Post
    Granted. The only other person of your species (so you can procreate) is your cousin.

    I wish I were a legit (no doping!) world class athlete.
    Granted. But you'll always only get second place, never first place no matter how hard you train.

    I wish for a straight back.

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    Granted, your spine is straight and you have perfect posture. But even with your posture, you're 5' 1". Or if you live in England you're 1.51 meters tall.

    I wish my Doctor didn't tell me I was almost 6 feet tall when I was 17 during a checkup. I'm 20 now and I'm fucking 5' 10" I checked. I fucking believed that bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, your spine is straight and you have perfect posture. But even with your posture, you're 5' 1". Or if you live in England you're 1.51 meters tall.

    I wish my Doctor didn't tell me I was almost 6 feet tall when I was 17 during a checkup. I'm 20 now and I'm fucking 5' 10" I checked. I fucking believed that bitch.
    err, isn't 5'10" only 2" below 6 feet? that could be called almost 6 feet tall.

    but regardless, Granted. your Doctor told you have have cancer. In the ass. you needed to visit a proctologist, who has his hand up your ass for 45 minutes before deciding it's benign and nothing to worry about. however, he was wrong, it wasn't benign and you end up with a colonostomy. for the rest of your life, you get to shit out of your stomach, in a bag.

    I wish I had the most amazing luck in the world. but really, the most amazing luck. like if someone gave me a potion with concentrated essence of Gladstone Gander, then taught me how to do p-math, after which the Lady (of luck) from Discworld chose me as her avatar.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Oh god no :/

    And the average male height is 5' 8" so when you hear "close to 6 feet," those 2 inches make a huge difference.

    Yeah I have no idea what the fuck your example meant. You have the most amazing luck in the world,but you get a little too lucky and win the lotto seventeen times. The police suspect you and come to take you to jail but get into a car accident and die on the way to your mansion. Oh and some other shit happens. Basically you get lucky but you deprive everyone else in the world of things so people hate you. If you can live with the guilt its still a good wish.

    I wish I had the power to control the weather.

  9. #6549
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Oh god no :/

    And the average male height is 5' 8" so when you hear "close to 6 feet," those 2 inches make a huge difference.

    Yeah I have no idea what the fuck your example meant. You have the most amazing luck in the world,but you get a little too lucky and win the lotto seventeen times. The police suspect you and come to take you to jail but get into a car accident and die on the way to your mansion. Oh and some other shit happens. Basically you get lucky but you deprive everyone else in the world of things so people hate you. If you can live with the guilt its still a good wish.

    I wish I had the power to control the weather.
    Granted, but your hair turns white and you are turned into the opposite sex. Then on your first use to try and smite an evil do-er with lighting... it misses, striking the roof of the building, causes such a massive surge of electricity that every one gets cooked alive because the surge of electricity locks you in a state where your constantly calling lighting strikes (like putting your hand on a electric fense and unable to take it off as the current causes your muscles to contract, those keeping your hand closed). The evil do-er was nothing more than a pick pocket and you go down in history as the most infamous mass murdering mutant.

    I wish that we had stopped the crap music that is Justin Bebber and the likes before it go popular, allowing that awesomeness that was 80 and early 90's rock to continue on ... rocking for today's generation of kids.

  10. #6550
    Quote Originally Posted by Ichy View Post
    Granted, but your hair turns white and you are turned into the opposite sex. Then on your first use to try and smite an evil do-er with lighting... it misses, striking the roof of the building, causes such a massive surge of electricity that every one gets cooked alive because the surge of electricity locks you in a state where your constantly calling lighting strikes (like putting your hand on a electric fense and unable to take it off as the current causes your muscles to contract, those keeping your hand closed). The evil do-er was nothing more than a pick pocket and you go down in history as the most infamous mass murdering mutant.

    I wish that we had stopped the crap music that is Justin Bebber and the likes before it go popular, allowing that awesomeness that was 80 and early 90's rock to continue on ... rocking for today's generation of kids.
    Granted. Unfortunately, Mlli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice are a packaged deal to go with this wish.

    And just in case you're okay with that, I also drop an 80s Vinyl record store on your head.

    I wish I could build or dismantle any kind of device I desired, like Skylar from Alphas.
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    Granted,you can dismantle anything, but you can never put them back together. And you have a habit of dismantling things randomly, not even noticing that you're doing it. Like if you have the remote control in your hand, or your phone, or your private parts (you're an expert surgeon too).

    Uhm. I wish I had 20/20 vision.

  12. #6552
    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    Granted. Unfortunately, Mlli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice are a packaged deal to go with this wish.

    And just in case you're okay with that, I also drop an 80s Vinyl record store on your head.

    I wish I could build or dismantle any kind of device I desired, like Skylar from Alphas.
    Skylar was from Heroe's not alphas- and his power wasn't dismantle anything it was the ability to understand how things work which involved dismanteling... I don't remember a can dismantle any thing type person in alphas.


    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted,you can dismantle anything, but you can never put them back together. And you have a habit of dismantling things randomly, not even noticing that you're doing it. Like if you have the remote control in your hand, or your phone, or your private parts (you're an expert surgeon too).

    Uhm. I wish I had 20/20 vision.
    Granted, through a surgery... however several hours after being healed and allowed to remove bandages a gang of thugs hits you in the head with a baseball bat while your walking down the street. It doesn't kill you, but does inoperable damage to your eyes, disconnecting your retinas. The attack also leaves your hands completely mangled, and un-healable... they are eventually removed.

    I wish for the curse of eternal life, but not any of that vampire, werewolf, wolverine(regen) crap. more like the Randal (vandle?) Savage Eternal life from JL.

  13. #6553
    Quote Originally Posted by Ichy View Post
    Skylar was from Heroe's not alphas- and his power wasn't dismantle anything it was the ability to understand how things work which involved dismanteling... I don't remember a can dismantle any thing type person in alphas.




    Granted, through a surgery... however several hours after being healed and allowed to remove bandages a gang of thugs hits you in the head with a baseball bat while your walking down the street. It doesn't kill you, but does inoperable damage to your eyes, disconnecting your retinas. The attack also leaves your hands completely mangled, and un-healable... they are eventually removed.

    I wish for the curse of eternal life, but not any of that vampire, werewolf, wolverine(regen) crap. more like the Randal (vandle?) Savage Eternal life from JL.
    Granted. Although the second day of your immortal life you accidentally bang your head on a steel post. Brain damage.
    Welcome to an eternity of retardness.

    I wish i could speak with animals.

  14. #6554
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Yeah I have no idea what the fuck your example meant. You have the most amazing luck in the world,but you get a little too lucky and win the lotto seventeen times. The police suspect you and come to take you to jail but get into a car accident and die on the way to your mansion. Oh and some other shit happens. Basically you get lucky but you deprive everyone else in the world of things so people hate you. If you can live with the guilt its still a good wish.
    Basically, http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Gladstone_Gander (every oyster he eats has a 1 inch pearl in it, amongst other stuff), http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/P-Math (probability math, a robot in the discworld novels can basically manipulate probabilities to get any outcome), and http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/The_Lady (one of the most powerful goddesses in discworld). I also wanted to include Felix Felicis from Harry Potter (luck potion), Wedge Antilles from Star Wars (survived every major battle in the star wars trilogy, and every major battle in the expanded universe), but I thought that would be more things for people to not know.

    Quote Originally Posted by Djalil View Post
    Granted. Although the second day of your immortal life you accidentally bang your head on a steel post. Brain damage.
    Welcome to an eternity of retardness.

    I wish i could speak with animals.
    granted. you can speak with any animal, including any microscopic organisms in and around your body. from now on, you constantly hear the bedbugs in your bed, the bacteria in your gut and any other animal in a 40 yard radius.

    I wish my bookshelves have every book of the riftwars series, every book of the wheel of time series and every book of the discworld series, and that I have every capability that's needed to be able to read them in my 3 hours spare time per day.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    I actually knew the Harry Potter one lol.

    Granted. However, but you're sight diminishes with each 3 hour reading session. 5 sessions will make you need glasses while reading and driving. 10 sessions will make you need glasses all the time. 15 sessions will make you need bifocals all the time. 20 sessions and you're blind. Hope you read fast. Oh and after you read each book you have to throw them away or some crazy arsonist will get jealous and try to burn your collection down, but he is happy whenever you throw the book away and won't burn your books if you appease him.

    I wish I had the power to make any water gun shoot the water at such a high pressure and velocity that it could kill a human if I were to squirt them. And that I'm invited to a water park party like Splish Splash or...Uhhhh...some other fucking name.

  16. #6556
    Quote Originally Posted by Ichy View Post
    Skylar was from Heroe's not alphas- and his power wasn't dismantle anything it was the ability to understand how things work which involved dismanteling... I don't remember a can dismantle any thing type person in alphas.
    http://alphas.wikia.com/wiki/Skylar_Adams

    Blue exploiting a loophole in the wording whilst corrupting my wish? Double points.
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I actually knew the Harry Potter one lol.

    Granted. However, but you're sight diminishes with each 3 hour reading session. 5 sessions will make you need glasses while reading and driving. 10 sessions will make you need glasses all the time. 15 sessions will make you need bifocals all the time. 20 sessions and you're blind. Hope you read fast. Oh and after you read each book you have to throw them away or some crazy arsonist will get jealous and try to burn your collection down, but he is happy whenever you throw the book away and won't burn your books if you appease him.

    I wish I had the power to make any water gun shoot the water at such a high pressure and velocity that it could kill a human if I were to squirt them. And that I'm invited to a water park party like Splish Splash or...Uhhhh...some other fucking name.
    Your wish is my command. You now hold the ability to alter the psi of any water gun you desire. However, once you bestow that power upon said water gun, it's permanent. Unfortunately your girlfriend was unaware of this fact; when she shot you right in your face. IN YOUR FACE!

    I now wish for the ability to control a race of sentient, immortal, hyperpowered starships; to do with as I desire.
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    Damnit, I missed that build part.

    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    I wish I could build or dismantle any kind of device I desired, like Skylar from Alphas.
    Granted. You come up with a new invention...Uhhhh....Some machine that can fix the ozone layer, or can stop pollution, or some shit like that that the government would fund. But this machine requires a LOT of power. I mean a LOT, and until the device actually gets this power it causes some sort of corruption around it. Like. The device is gonna be used to fix the ozone layer, and you build the device all besides the powering unit (because the powering unit requires funds that you can't get without major help), but the device consumes a LOT of oxygen until you put the powering unit in.

    So the government can't make up it's mind because the Republicans are like "get this mother fucker to make a new gun, not to save the fucking ozone layer" and the Democrats are like "OMG someone find a tree to hug this guy, we need to fund him." So like 30 days passes and the machine is close to consuming all the oxygen in the world because those guys can't make up their mind. So you start to dissemble the machine, since it's within your powers, but then Bill Gates rolls up in a a limousine and he's like "wtf are you doing asshole. Didn't you read the fine print when you signed that contract to fund your device?" And it turns out Bill Gates owns the machine now and he's suing you for $30 million since you started to fuck up his machine. But since the court case was like 15 days away all the Oxygen in the world was depleted by then (you didn't get to finish dissembling the machine) and everyone in North America dies because they're overweight and need more oxygen than normal.

    The end.

    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    I now wish for the ability to control a race of sentient, immortal, hyperpowered starships; to do with as I desire.
    Granted, but you decide to bring the fleet to Earth since you got mad at me for corrupting your wish and you want to kill me, but the Avengers shows up and fucks up your army just like in the movie.

    I wish I could perform alchemy by using crazy circle symbols and I could transmute stuff.

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    Granted. You have absolute control of... a race of sentient, immortal, hyperpowered starships who will do as you desire.

    But, every human in existence except you die out and you won't be able to procreate anymore further, meaning you will be the last human in existence..!

    I wish seasons 4,5,6 and possibly more of the Walking Dead are already out.

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    Granted, but they are written by the writers for Lost.

    I wish coffee and fruit would grow in my native climate (which is normally too cold for such things).

  20. #6560
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Damnit, I missed that build part.



    Granted. You come up with a new invention...Uhhhh....Some machine that can fix the ozone layer, or can stop pollution, or some shit like that that the government would fund. But this machine requires a LOT of power. I mean a LOT, and until the device actually gets this power it causes some sort of corruption around it. Like. The device is gonna be used to fix the ozone layer, and you build the device all besides the powering unit (because the powering unit requires funds that you can't get without major help), but the device consumes a LOT of oxygen until you put the powering unit in.

    So the government can't make up it's mind because the Republicans are like "get this mother fucker to make a new gun, not to save the fucking ozone layer" and the Democrats are like "OMG someone find a tree to hug this guy, we need to fund him." So like 30 days passes and the machine is close to consuming all the oxygen in the world because those guys can't make up their mind. So you start to dissemble the machine, since it's within your powers, but then Bill Gates rolls up in a a limousine and he's like "wtf are you doing asshole. Didn't you read the fine print when you signed that contract to fund your device?" And it turns out Bill Gates owns the machine now and he's suing you for $30 million since you started to fuck up his machine. But since the court case was like 15 days away all the Oxygen in the world was depleted by then (you didn't get to finish dissembling the machine) and everyone in North America dies because they're overweight and need more oxygen than normal.

    The end.



    Granted, but you decide to bring the fleet to Earth since you got mad at me for corrupting your wish and you want to kill me, but the Avengers shows up and fucks up your army just like in the movie.

    I wish I could perform alchemy by using crazy circle symbols and I could transmute stuff.
    Granted. The government locks you up in one of the many secret NASA prisons in order to utilize your ability, in order to aid in the nefarious activities of "The Council." Also, building. Head. You know the drill.

    Quote Originally Posted by chibichibiko View Post
    Granted, but they are written by the writers for Lost.

    I wish coffee and fruit would grow in my native climate (which is normally too cold for such things).
    Granted. They growl stale and rotten, and attract an infestation of mice, fruit flies, locust, and tourists from northern California. Also, when I figure out an appropriate way to drop a large structure on your head too, be on the look out for that as well.

    I wish the Avengers would fucking die! That army was not easy to come by goddamn it! You have any idea what it takes to get an army like that licensed, registered, and declared at the DMV?!
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