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    Granted, but every time you find a winning ticket the wind carries it straight into the open window of an office building. All your tickets get mistaken for common desk trash and end up in the garbage.

    I wish my friends were more active people.


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    I wish I had a Chipotle in my town.
    Yeah you do. Chipotle is amazing.

  2. #6582
    Granted, your friends force you to exercise for 15 hours a day, only relenting and allowing you 1 hour of free time and 8 hours of sleep.

    I wish I spoke Spanish, Russian, English, German, Swedish, Arabic, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and French.
    "Then we have found, as it seems, that the many beliefs of the many about what's fair and about the other things roll around somewhere between not-being and being purely and simply." - Plato: Republic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hastings95 View Post
    I wish I spoke Spanish, Russian, English, German, Swedish, Arabic, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and French.
    Granted, but everyone else now forgets how to speak those languages and all can now only speak Fries and/or Finnish.

    I wish PSV Eindhoven won't win the Dutch championship football.

  4. #6584
    Granted, but now no sports exist in the world at all, and everyone who likes them implodes.

    I wish the MPAA was sentenced for war crimes.

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    Motion Pictures of America...Association?

    Granted. But they had offered you a $10 million contract for standing in the background for 2 seconds to one of their movies. Since they're in jail the government has your money now, and you're going to jail too for being one of their lead actors.

    I wish Mynta was a first class magician in Las Vegas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Motion Pictures of America...Association?

    Granted. But they had offered you a $10 million contract for standing in the background for 2 seconds to one of their movies. Since they're in jail the government has your money now, and you're going to jail too for being one of their lead actors.

    I wish Mynta was a first class magician in Las Vegas.
    granted. his tricks involve making other people's money disappear. however, due to a bug in his moral code, he only chooses your money to disappear, even if you're not in vegas.

    i wish I actually had time and money to play all those good games that release in march. Tomb Raider, SC2, Bioshock infinite, Stick of Truth,... so many games, so little time.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    i wish I actually had time and money to play all those good games that release in march. Tomb Raider, SC2, Bioshock infinite, Stick of Truth,... so many games, so little time.
    Granted, but any pc/console you touch breaks, so you can't play after all.

    I wish for a bigger TV.

  8. #6588
    Granted. The TV is 70 stories tall...but still only shows a picture size as if it was a 19 inch TV.

    I wish I didn't have to do laundry, and that it was magically done for me.

  9. #6589
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. The TV is 70 stories tall...but still only shows a picture size as if it was a 19 inch TV.

    I wish I didn't have to do laundry, and that it was magically done for me.
    granted.. but the magic forgot that one red sock in with your clothes and now all your clothes are PINK!!!

    i wish for more beer while i wait for 5.2!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostmutt View Post
    granted.. but the magic forgot that one red sock in with your clothes and now all your clothes are PINK!!!

    i wish for more beer while i wait for 5.2!!!
    granted. the beer tastes like stale dwarf pee. when you first taste it, you spit it out all over your computer, breaking it. you freak out and try to fix it. you accidentally spill the rest of your beer over your modem, breaking that as well. you call your provider for a new modem, but a fire breaks out at their place and they can't bring you a new modem for another 3 weeks while they recover from the fire.

    Thinking quickly, you decide to change providers. however, your new provider has massive network issues. since you're unable to play for patch 5.2, your guild benches you.

    I wish people would just stop using Raidbots or Simcraft as evidence that their class needs buffs or that another class needs nerfs.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  11. #6591
    Granted. They'll use the typical whining with no evidence. And they'll demand buffs for the class they play, and nerfs for the ones they don't.

    I wish gum would last longer.

  12. #6592
    Granted, but now it lasts so long, you can never spit it out, for if you do, the world will eventually be crushed by the mass of gum...or something.

    I wish I owned every gun in the world.

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    Granted, but I own all the ammo. You end up throwing guns at me and I end up throwing bullets. Total chaos ensues. TOTAL. CHAOS.

    I wish I didn't have to eat the world's worst Mexican food with my relatives every Tuesday night. Seriously, can we please choose another restaurant?

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    Granted. Your relatives all die in a car crash on the way to a new restaurant. Don't worry you're alive and unhurt. But you have no family now. If it makes you feel better you inherited all their stuff.

    I wish things would work out.

  15. #6595
    Granted. Things work out for me, but Letmesleep and his relatives? Not so lucky...

    I wish people would actually listen to good advice in multiplayer games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish people would actually listen to good advice in multiplayer games.
    Granted, but all the advice given from this time and on would be "moo out loud"

    I wish I had cookies to share with all of you guys and gals.

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    Granted, but for every cookie you give out, some random person steals $100 from one of your family members.

    I wish I had a $1,000,000.

  18. #6598
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but for every cookie you give out, some random person steals $100 from one of your family members.

    I wish I had a $1,000,000.
    granted. you now have $1,000,000. don't know why you would though. Zimbabwean dollars are worth less than the paper they're printed on.

    I wish the global financial crisis was solved this month, and that the global economy is back at 2007 levels by the end of the year.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    I wish the global financial crisis was solved this month, and that the global economy is back at 2007 levels by the end of the year.
    Granted, but after this year the financial crisis will be worse than it has ever been... By far.

    I wish Mynta's Zimbabwean dollars weren't Zimbabwean dollars, but only the paper a Zimbabwean dollar would be printed on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taurenburger View Post
    Granted, but after this year the financial crisis will be worse than it has ever been... By far.

    I wish Mynta's Zimbabwean dollars weren't Zimbabwean dollars, but only the paper a Zimbabwean dollar would be printed on.
    Granted, but your hands are made of fire, so when you touch them, they instantly burn

    I wish I had timberland steel toed boots ( i couldnt think of anything else lol )

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