Granted, but now no sports exist in the world at all, and everyone who likes them implodes.
I wish the MPAA was sentenced for war crimes.
Motion Pictures of America...Association?
Granted. But they had offered you a $10 million contract for standing in the background for 2 seconds to one of their movies. Since they're in jail the government has your money now, and you're going to jail too for being one of their lead actors.
I wish Mynta was a first class magician in Las Vegas.
i wish I actually had time and money to play all those good games that release in march. Tomb Raider, SC2, Bioshock infinite, Stick of Truth,... so many games, so little time.
Thinking quickly, you decide to change providers. however, your new provider has massive network issues. since you're unable to play for patch 5.2, your guild benches you.
I wish people would just stop using Raidbots or Simcraft as evidence that their class needs buffs or that another class needs nerfs.
Granted, but now it lasts so long, you can never spit it out, for if you do, the world will eventually be crushed by the mass of gum...or something.
I wish I owned every gun in the world.
Granted, but I own all the ammo. You end up throwing guns at me and I end up throwing bullets. Total chaos ensues. TOTAL. CHAOS.
I wish I didn't have to eat the world's worst Mexican food with my relatives every Tuesday night. Seriously, can we please choose another restaurant?
Granted. Your relatives all die in a car crash on the way to a new restaurant. Don't worry you're alive and unhurt. But you have no family now. If it makes you feel better you inherited all their stuff.
I wish things would work out.
Granted, but for every cookie you give out, some random person steals $100 from one of your family members.
I wish I had a $1,000,000.
I wish the global financial crisis was solved this month, and that the global economy is back at 2007 levels by the end of the year.
Granted, I gave you your boots. You now live in Africa and the weather never drops below 95 degrees Fahrenheit.
I wish I had Taco Bell for every sport events I watch. (Which is like 5/7 days a week.)
Granted, but it gives you food poisoning, and every bite you take adds ten days of food poisoning. You can't stop eating the Taco Bell for that day, but may cancel your wish at any point after one week.
I wish I was in perfect physical condition.