Granted, you got Daboogyman's poisoned Mountain Dew.
I wish I could read minds.
Granted. You now own a rice farm and being a farmer is your profession. And you live in Latin 'Merica for the climate.
I wish I had the power to see through WOMEN's cloths and they didn't know I had this power, no one did. And my eyes are indestructible, even more than when Superman got shot in the eye with a bullet that one movie.
Granted. You get survive a car accident that was your fault where you killed schoolbus full of innocent 2nd graders on their way to a field trip to the zoo. And for some reason because you survived you became religious and you pray 10 times a day now and only believe in God's power and a whole bunch of other shit like that.
I wish I lived in the 4th dimension.
I wish Blueobelisk was sent to Siberia for chess tournament to the death with every single chess grand master that has ever existed.
9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.
Granted. You have really reliable good wheels and they cost you next to nothing. However, the mechanic who installs your tires gets jealous and cuts your brakes. You die in a fiery car crash. Nah, you just run into a house or something and get sued and go to jail.
I wish I had surgeon like...hands.
Granted, but they're in a dresser that's locked, and I have the key.
I wish I could go to PAX East.
Granted, but you forget where you're going and end up at PAX West.
I wish for pancakes
Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.
Granted, but it no longer goes above -30°F where you live.
I wish I could get some friggin' sleep...