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    Granted but you're assassinated during your inauguration.
    I wish for a delicious turkey sandwich, with Dijon mustard.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Granted you have the most delicious turkey sandwich ever, and it's fucking huge so you can pig out for a longgg time. And it has your Dijon mustard. But to get the Dijon mustard they had to bring the sandwich to France (from 'Merica) and the airlines fucked up with overbooking so the sandwich can't be flown back. If you want your sandwich you have to go to France to get it.

    I wish the character in Mynta's signature had it's eyes poked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted you have the most delicious turkey sandwich ever, and it's fucking huge so you can pig out for a longgg time. And it has your Dijon mustard. But to get the Dijon mustard they had to bring the sandwich to France (from 'Merica) and the airlines fucked up with overbooking so the sandwich can't be flown back. If you want your sandwich you have to go to France to get it.

    I wish the character in Mynta's signature had it's eyes poked out.
    granted. they are replaced by bionic eyes that can convince anyone to do anything to please Mynta. however, she only uses them eyes on you.

    I wish Blueobelisk found himself a guild.

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    Granted. It'd Paragon. I don't speak Finnish but I'm world first so...

    I wish nzall was an excellent public speaker.

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    Granted, he's so good, he becomes the next Manson. Their first target is your right eye.

    I wish Blueobelisk and Nzall lived happily ever after.



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    Granted. They die, become ghosts and haunt you and eachother for the rest of their existance. Yes even if you died, they'd haunt you.

    I wish I have had a bit more sleep last night.

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    Granted, you received exactly twenty-seven seconds more of sleep, and you will spend the rest of your short lived life without sleep.
    I wish EA servers worked.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Granted, they work for everyone but you.

    @ Tauren, that's fine. I could use that to prove ghosts exist, get rich, and then haunt them right back once I died. It'd be like the Three Stooges.

    I wish I had an endless supply of the worlds best salmon.



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    You....you monster......
    Granted, but the salmon can talk to you telepathically the whole time from when you catch it until it passes through your system. It's not happy
    I wish Venom Energy would sponsor me
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Granted, but you die in a car accident when they try to air drop a crate of energy drinks, and it lands on your engine, and crushes it. You get hit by a large truck going 120 mp/h, and since you forgot to wear a seat belt, get launched out of your car.

    I wish I never needed to sleep.



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    Granted. You no longer have a bedroom since you don't sleep and your parents kick you out since you run up the electricity bill since you're up 24/7.

    I wish I was the best swordsman in the world and I'd never lose to anyone or get injured in a sword or gun fight and that the only way to kill me was that I have to die of old age.

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    Granted,your now a fish.

    I wish to be somewhere over the rainbow,way up high.

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    Granted. You're now a pelican.

    I wish I was a fucking swordsman@@@@

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I wish I was a fucking swordsman@@@@
    Granted, you own a sword and you are now fucking a fat, ugly and very hairy guy.

    I wish I won't get to see that image (in my head).

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    Granted, but you are now the hairy guy.
    I wish for skittles.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Granted, but you are now tasting the rainbow. (NSFW?)

    I wish there was more time in the day for me to do things that I enjoy.
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    Granted, but there's less time in the day to do things you are supposed to do. (Like doing homework, studying, getting to class on time, etc.)

    I wish Iced was a professional murderer and the cops are on to him but they don't have sufficient evidence so they're waiting to catch him. Oh and he can't murder me.

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    Granted, he murders everyone you love, leaves you paralyzed and the police still can't pin him to it.
    I wish for a really delicious turkey wrap.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    :O Oh shit I wasn't expecting the paralyzed part. I was ready to be like "idgaf if everyone I love dies." AND the police still can't catch him, wow.

    I just wished you up a turkey sandwich!

    Not granted. I'm sticking you to a regimen of steamed vegetables and water for the next couple of weeks. The vegetables are not delicious, they will not fill you up, and you are not allowed to eat anything else.

    I wish I was a good mechanic and could build the fastest car in the world.

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    Granted, you sell it for millions of dollars, and then the guy who bought it runs you over because he can't handle it.

    I wish I ruled the world, so that seas would rise when I gave the word.



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