Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

granted. every single person in the world now uses English to communicate. noone knows any other languages.

And your wish, good sir?

~Skip me~

[Blueobelisk]

I wish Nzall wished to be the owner of a warehouse full of chinese kids making fashionable sneakers that he'd resell for 2000% profit (he pays them like pennies/hour + the materials are cheap, and he sells them for hundreds of dollars to these swag and yolo kids Iced loves).

[Wayne25uk]

Granted,but he chose to wish for something else later,he chose cake,which was a lie,so he got nothing,sorry.

I wish to cast a deflect spell on the next corrupter. BACK IN YO FACE BIATCH! (Unless you corrupted it in a nice way)

[FusedMass]

Granted,but he chose to wish for something else later,he chose cake,which was a lie,so he got nothing,sorry.

I wish to cast a deflect spell on the next corrupter. BACK IN YO FACE BIATCH! (Unless you corrupted it in a nice way)

The spell is deflected back since it's an IN YO FACE BIATCH under the guidelines unless I corrupt it in a nice way. The ball hovers above you before exploding into a thousand pieses forever blinding you.

You said corrupt it in a nice way.

If didn't say for you.

I wish I had four pet dragons that would breath fire on those I hate, and they have elements of this world

[Ichy]

The spell is deflected back since it's an IN YO FACE BIATCH under the guidelines unless I corrupt it in a nice way. The ball hovers above you before exploding into a thousand pieses forever blinding you.

You said corrupt it in a nice way.

If didn't say for you.

I wish I had four pet dragons that would breath fire on those I hate, and they have elements of this world

Granted, but as they started out obedient to you, after 1 year of being around you they begin to think for them selves.. 1 year later you are their play thing with most of your body burned off.


I wish for aliens... not a remake of Aliens:CM the game, but aliens in all their sci-fi splendor from the movies Aliens, to what can be seen in Star wars and the like!

[Thyranne]

Granted but I have no idea of what you mean so I give you My Little Pony instead.

I wish I knew what he meant.

[Politicus]

Granted, but since you already granted his wish you can't grant him the wish he wants.

I wish my dogs didn't stink even right after getting a bath

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, now they smell like five thousand bottles of rose scented perfume.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Daboogyman]

Granted, you are now dead.
I wish it would stop raining so I could build one final snowman...The snowman to rule them all

[Thyranne]

Granted, you are now dead.
I wish it would stop raining so I could build one final snowman...The snowman to rule them all

Granted, now the snowman rules you.

I wish I could get VP cap'd faster.

[Don Vito Corleone]

Granted, now the snowman rules you.

I wish I could get VP cap'd faster.

granted. the weekly valor cap for you only is 100 points.

I wish I had Holly Short (main Elf character from Artemis Fowl) at my disposal in my room. for clarity's sake, this is how she looks:



she might seem like a teenager, but that's because of Elf physiology. she's actually over a 100 years old.

[Shinratensei]

granted. the weekly valor cap for you only is 100 points.

I wish I had Holly Short (main Elf character from Artemis Fowl) at my disposal in my room. for clarity's sake, this is how she looks:



she might seem like a teenager, but that's because of Elf physiology. she's actually over a 100 years old.

Granted.. your Holly Short will be shipped to you in 6-8 business weeks and sent COD. There will also be no air holes in the crate.

I wish I could travel through time.

[Thyranne]

Granted.. your Holly Short will be shipped to you in 6-8 business weeks and sent COD. There will also be no air holes in the crate.

I wish I could travel through time.

Granted now you can travel 1 second into the future every second.

I wish I could teleport to anywhere I want.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. But your clothes don't teleport with you.

I wish Nzall wasn't such a pedophile.

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Granted.. your Holly Short will be shipped to you in 6-8 business weeks and sent COD. There will also be no air holes in the crate.

She's dead? That's not a problem, nzall can work around that. *wink*

[Don Vito Corleone]

Granted. But your clothes don't teleport with you.

I wish Nzall wasn't such a pedophile.

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She's dead? That's not a problem, nzall can work around that. *wink*

Granted. it's not pedophilia in this case, because elves in Artemis Fowl are not as tall as humans. they're the size of a 14 year old child, true, but their proportions of limbs are similar to adult humans. they can easily be mistaken for adults with dwarfism. she's also an adult. in the books, she's about 80. she's a captain of LEPRecon and is already of legal age, even on Elven standards. so it's not pedophilia (I don't fancy anything younger than 18 anyway), but it's still creepy. hence, a corrupted wish.
also, her helmet has its own oxygen supply using Elven technology that can hold air for 3 months.

I wish I paid extra for the Holly Short express shipping, so she arrives in 2 business days.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but she gets airdropped in a crate, which lands on you and kills you.

I wish they could kill the beast with their steely knives.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. But "they" get put in jail for beast-slaughter and their knives weren't stainless steel so they get all rusty from the beast blood.

I wish I had a nice poster of Assassins Creed 4.

[Politicus]

Granted, but then a random bolt of lightning strikes the poster through a window and incinerates it.

I wish I was done with high school already.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted but you don't get into any colleges until you're 20. And even then they give you absolutely zero scholarships.

I wish I I could change the channel on the TV just by blinking.

[Theatre]

I wish I was done with high school already.

Granted, you've been expelled from school.

I wish I had more hours in the day.