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    Granted,but he chose to wish for something else later,he chose cake,which was a lie,so he got nothing,sorry.

    I wish to cast a deflect spell on the next corrupter. BACK IN YO FACE BIATCH! (Unless you corrupted it in a nice way)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,but he chose to wish for something else later,he chose cake,which was a lie,so he got nothing,sorry.

    I wish to cast a deflect spell on the next corrupter. BACK IN YO FACE BIATCH! (Unless you corrupted it in a nice way)
    The spell is deflected back since it's an IN YO FACE BIATCH under the guidelines unless I corrupt it in a nice way. The ball hovers above you before exploding into a thousand pieses forever blinding you.

    You said corrupt it in a nice way.

    If didn't say for you.

    I wish I had four pet dragons that would breath fire on those I hate, and they have elements of this world

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    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    The spell is deflected back since it's an IN YO FACE BIATCH under the guidelines unless I corrupt it in a nice way. The ball hovers above you before exploding into a thousand pieses forever blinding you.

    You said corrupt it in a nice way.

    If didn't say for you.

    I wish I had four pet dragons that would breath fire on those I hate, and they have elements of this world
    Granted, but as they started out obedient to you, after 1 year of being around you they begin to think for them selves.. 1 year later you are their play thing with most of your body burned off.


    I wish for aliens... not a remake of Aliens:CM the game, but aliens in all their sci-fi splendor from the movies Aliens, to what can be seen in Star wars and the like!

  4. #6704
    Granted but I have no idea of what you mean so I give you My Little Pony instead.

    I wish I knew what he meant.

  5. #6705
    Granted, but since you already granted his wish you can't grant him the wish he wants.

    I wish my dogs didn't stink even right after getting a bath

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    Granted, now they smell like five thousand bottles of rose scented perfume.

    I wish I wasn't sick.



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    Granted, you are now dead.
    I wish it would stop raining so I could build one final snowman...The snowman to rule them all
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daboogyman View Post
    Granted, you are now dead.
    I wish it would stop raining so I could build one final snowman...The snowman to rule them all
    Granted, now the snowman rules you.

    I wish I could get VP cap'd faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thyranne View Post
    Granted, now the snowman rules you.

    I wish I could get VP cap'd faster.
    granted. the weekly valor cap for you only is 100 points.

    I wish I had Holly Short (main Elf character from Artemis Fowl) at my disposal in my room. for clarity's sake, this is how she looks:



    she might seem like a teenager, but that's because of Elf physiology. she's actually over a 100 years old.
    Taking a break until the next REAL content appears.
    DAMN YOU WOW TOKEN! (weird thing is: I didn't even buy a token. I bought for 6 months at once using cold hard cash, weirdly enough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. the weekly valor cap for you only is 100 points.

    I wish I had Holly Short (main Elf character from Artemis Fowl) at my disposal in my room. for clarity's sake, this is how she looks:



    she might seem like a teenager, but that's because of Elf physiology. she's actually over a 100 years old.
    Granted.. your Holly Short will be shipped to you in 6-8 business weeks and sent COD. There will also be no air holes in the crate.

    I wish I could travel through time.

  11. #6711
    Quote Originally Posted by Shinratensei View Post
    Granted.. your Holly Short will be shipped to you in 6-8 business weeks and sent COD. There will also be no air holes in the crate.

    I wish I could travel through time.
    Granted now you can travel 1 second into the future every second.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere I want.

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    Granted. But your clothes don't teleport with you.

    I wish Nzall wasn't such a pedophile.

    ---------- Post added 2013-03-15 at 06:17 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Shinratensei View Post
    Granted.. your Holly Short will be shipped to you in 6-8 business weeks and sent COD. There will also be no air holes in the crate.
    She's dead? That's not a problem, nzall can work around that. *wink*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. But your clothes don't teleport with you.

    I wish Nzall wasn't such a pedophile.

    ---------- Post added 2013-03-15 at 06:17 PM ----------



    She's dead? That's not a problem, nzall can work around that. *wink*
    Granted. it's not pedophilia in this case, because elves in Artemis Fowl are not as tall as humans. they're the size of a 14 year old child, true, but their proportions of limbs are similar to adult humans. they can easily be mistaken for adults with dwarfism. she's also an adult. in the books, she's about 80. she's a captain of LEPRecon and is already of legal age, even on Elven standards. so it's not pedophilia (I don't fancy anything younger than 18 anyway), but it's still creepy. hence, a corrupted wish.
    also, her helmet has its own oxygen supply using Elven technology that can hold air for 3 months.

    I wish I paid extra for the Holly Short express shipping, so she arrives in 2 business days.
    Taking a break until the next REAL content appears.
    DAMN YOU WOW TOKEN! (weird thing is: I didn't even buy a token. I bought for 6 months at once using cold hard cash, weirdly enough...

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    Granted, but she gets airdropped in a crate, which lands on you and kills you.

    I wish they could kill the beast with their steely knives.



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    Granted. But "they" get put in jail for beast-slaughter and their knives weren't stainless steel so they get all rusty from the beast blood.

    I wish I had a nice poster of Assassins Creed 4.

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    Granted, but then a random bolt of lightning strikes the poster through a window and incinerates it.

    I wish I was done with high school already.

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    Granted but you don't get into any colleges until you're 20. And even then they give you absolutely zero scholarships.

    I wish I I could change the channel on the TV just by blinking.

  18. #6718
    Quote Originally Posted by Politicus View Post
    I wish I was done with high school already.
    Granted, you've been expelled from school.

    I wish I had more hours in the day.

  19. #6719
    Quote Originally Posted by Theatre View Post
    Granted, you've been expelled from school.

    I wish I had more hours in the day.
    granted. an hour is now exactly 30 minutes long. there are still as many minutes in the day as before.

    I wish every single person in the world has the physical capabilities of an olympic athlete.
    Taking a break until the next REAL content appears.
    DAMN YOU WOW TOKEN! (weird thing is: I didn't even buy a token. I bought for 6 months at once using cold hard cash, weirdly enough...

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    Granted, but they all prefer a sedentary lifestyle; they never put it to proper use, and lose it due to overeating and lack of exercise.

    I wish for my Spring Break (which, for me, starts Monday, and lasts a week) to exceed my expectations.

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