Granted, but this information was announced at the beginning of class, and everyone except you was on late. (Also, congrats, that is crushing them.)
I wish Blueobelisk didn't read that one thread I started about tardiness.
Granted, he now lives with you, and is a nudist.
I wish Iced and Blue would get a sitcom of their wacky adventures.
Granted, your facial hair ceases to grow, but your body hair now grows at the rate of one inch per minute.
I wish I owned the majority of stocks for Iced and Blues show, and made billions off of them.
Granted but I say some offensive stuff on air (and iced starts to show up late to filming), the show gets cancelled and the shareholders get sued for TRILLIONS.
I wish I meet some cool people tomorrow at my presentation.
Granted. Their internal body temperatures are sub 50 degrees making them 'cool'. In turn, they all die
I wish all my paperwork was completed correctly
Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.
Granted its completed correctly,but the words are not nessacarily in the right order.
I wish there was more hours in the day.
I wish next time I wake up from an erotic dream, it actually continues IRL so I don't get cockblocked... happens ALL THE FRIGGING TIME...
Granted, you can control the weather, but not the temperature. Anything you do makes the temperature shift by 50 degrees in a random direction.
I wish I was the most courageous person ever.
I wish those wishes you guys gave me weren't as pleasant. 2 gay guys? I can deal with that...
Granted,your sexy gays now turn into these dudes
I wish virtual reality was at a stage where we could become our avatars in world of warcraft exactly like the anime "hack.sign"
I wish that I could raise an army of undead to control the world. Everyone who dies, joins me.
The first people to die are those two guys in the picture above. Say hello to your generals for all eternity.
I wish I could play wow with my brain instead of pressing keys.
Granted, but you get banned for unsupported devices or some crap like that.
I wish FusedMass would become my roommate when I'm in college.
I wish was a congress person. Someone important.
I wish I was so good friends with every single person on the planet, I could get anyone to do anything. even make peace between the Koreas just by asking kim jong un.
Granted, but to be good friends with them and maintain that status you have to visit them all frequently. You spend around 70% of your total time on airplanes or driving around to places just to visit people. (Including sleeping time.)
I wish I would get invited to a world top 5 WoW guild.
Granted. The money you make is not officially registered with any government so the feds track you down and torture you and ask where you got the money from and you spend the rest of your life in jail.
I wish...I knew a lot more about modern physics.