1. #6781
    Granted. He lives in a ball pit at Chuckee Cheeses and he gets free pizza all the time (why the fuck didnt you remove his sense of taste too Mynta?!) and has total fun.

    I wish everyone who visited MMO-C knew I got 101 on my Ordinary Differential Equations test and that the class average was like 47. I totally crushed the fuck out of everyone.

  2. #6782
    Granted, but this information was announced at the beginning of class, and everyone except you was on late. (Also, congrats, that is crushing them.)

    I wish Blueobelisk didn't read that one thread I started about tardiness.

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    Granted, he now lives with you, and is a nudist.

    I wish Iced and Blue would get a sitcom of their wacky adventures.

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    Granted, but it becomes wildly successful, in spite of you.

    I wish my facial hair wouldn't grow so damned fast. I hate shaving so damned often.

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    Granted, your facial hair ceases to grow, but your body hair now grows at the rate of one inch per minute.

    I wish I owned the majority of stocks for Iced and Blues show, and made billions off of them.

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    Granted but I say some offensive stuff on air (and iced starts to show up late to filming), the show gets cancelled and the shareholders get sued for TRILLIONS.

    I wish I meet some cool people tomorrow at my presentation.

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    Granted. Their internal body temperatures are sub 50 degrees making them 'cool'. In turn, they all die
    I wish all my paperwork was completed correctly
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Granted its completed correctly,but the words are not nessacarily in the right order.

    I wish there was more hours in the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted its completed correctly,but the words are not nessacarily in the right order.

    I wish there was more hours in the day.
    Granted. The earth stops spinning on a dime. Now, a day lasts for half a year. however, everything on the planet was either thrown hundreds of miles forward due to the sudden stop, or crushed underneath it's own inertia if it was stuck to the earth.

    I wish next time I wake up from an erotic dream, it actually continues IRL so I don't get cockblocked... happens ALL THE FRIGGING TIME...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    Granted. The earth stops spinning on a dime. Now, a day lasts for half a year. however, everything on the planet was either thrown hundreds of miles forward due to the sudden stop, or crushed underneath it's own inertia if it was stuck to the earth.

    I wish next time I wake up from an erotic dream, it actually continues IRL so I don't get cockblocked... happens ALL THE FRIGGING TIME...
    Granted. You have a dream about two guys in an erotic dream nightmare for some reason. Since you wished it to continue, you have no choice as it continues when you wake up..

    I wish I could control the weather. Like Storm,

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    Granted, you can control the weather, but not the temperature. Anything you do makes the temperature shift by 50 degrees in a random direction.

    I wish I was the most courageous person ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, you can control the weather, but not the temperature. Anything you do makes the temperature shift by 50 degrees in a random direction.

    I wish I was the most courageous person ever.
    granted. Rosie O'Donnel then gives out a message that she needs some lovin'. noone has the courage to do it, but you do. you end up choking on a dead cat that was somehow lodged in there.

    I wish those wishes you guys gave me weren't as pleasant. 2 gay guys? I can deal with that...

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    Granted,your sexy gays now turn into these dudes



    I wish virtual reality was at a stage where we could become our avatars in world of warcraft exactly like the anime "hack.sign"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,your sexy gays now turn into these dudes



    I wish virtual reality was at a stage where we could become our avatars in world of warcraft exactly like the anime "hack.sign"
    Granted. Everything is virtual reality in the game. However it's so real, if you get hurt in virtual reality. You're body also hurts. You play the game for a bit, you're in the middle of a raid. You get fireballs thrown on you. It's so real, you're body bursts into flames.

    I wish that I could raise an army of undead to control the world. Everyone who dies, joins me.

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    The first people to die are those two guys in the picture above. Say hello to your generals for all eternity.

    I wish I could play wow with my brain instead of pressing keys.

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    Granted, but you get banned for unsupported devices or some crap like that.

    I wish FusedMass would become my roommate when I'm in college.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but you get banned for unsupported devices or some crap like that.

    I wish FusedMass would become my roommate when I'm in college.
    Granted. Fused is such a stud though, numerous girls follow him back to his room which happens to be in the same one as yours. The girls take turns putting whip cream on Fused. This lasts pretty much all night, every night. Leading you unable to sleep or do you're work.

    I wish was a congress person. Someone important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. Fused is such a stud though, numerous girls follow him back to his room which happens to be in the same one as yours. The girls take turns putting whip cream on Fused. This lasts pretty much all night, every night. Leading you unable to sleep or do you're work.

    I wish was a congress person. Someone important.
    granted. missing subjects can be filled in to taste. Blueobelisk, you're now the congress person who supported SOPA, PIPA and every other act which was horrendously unpopular with the population.

    I wish I was so good friends with every single person on the planet, I could get anyone to do anything. even make peace between the Koreas just by asking kim jong un.

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    Granted, but to be good friends with them and maintain that status you have to visit them all frequently. You spend around 70% of your total time on airplanes or driving around to places just to visit people. (Including sleeping time.)

    I wish I would get invited to a world top 5 WoW guild.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, but to be good friends with them and maintain that status you have to visit them all frequently. You spend around 70% of your total time on airplanes or driving around to places just to visit people. (Including sleeping time.)

    I wish I would get invited to a world top 5 WoW guild.
    Granted.

    They only invite you along so they can leave you in a rad to die that doesn't let you rez near you're body.

    I wish, that I could magically make money out of thin air

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