1. #6801
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    Granted. The money you make is not officially registered with any government so the feds track you down and torture you and ask where you got the money from and you spend the rest of your life in jail.

    I wish...I knew a lot more about modern physics.

  2. #6802
    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    I wish, that I could magically make money out of thin air
    Granted. Now all air is money and everyone is rich! Unfortunately, everyone dies because they can't breath money, or can they...? They can! Everyone now mysteriously can breath money. Problem is, since money occupies every space on Earth, humans can't move and end up dying anyway.

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    Dang it, Blue!

    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I wish...I knew a lot more about modern physics.
    Granted. You now know everything about modern physics. Thing is, you have to trade your sanity and the sanity of your love too for you to know everything about modern physics! You can choose, right? nope, I can! There, now you and your lover are complete insane and you are a master in modern physics!

    PS: Someone will kill you because you do insane things all the time!


    I wish that spaghetti was today's currency on the whole world.

  3. #6803
    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Granted. Now all air is money and everyone is rich! Unfortunately, everyone dies because they can't breath money, or can they...? They can! Everyone now mysteriously can breath money. Problem is, since money occupies every space on Earth, humans can't move and end up dying anyway.

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    Dang it, Blue!


    Granted. You now know everything about modern physics. Thing is, you have to trade your sanity and the sanity of your love too for you to know everything about modern physics! You can choose, right? nope, I can! There, now you and your lover are complete insane and you are a master in modern physics!

    PS: Someone will kill you because you do insane things all the time!


    I wish that spaghetti was today's currency on the whole world.
    Granted. all wheat on the world is suddenly burnt and doesn't regrow. there's only a limited amount of spaghetti left, and right before that, the united nations decided that friday is mandatory Spaghetti day. they don't change it.

    I wish my server was a high pop instead of a VERY low pop server.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Granted. There is a 1 hour queue time whenever you try to log in, you're constantly killed whenever you're out in the world by the enemy faction, all the raid groups ignore you and laugh at you since you aren't raiding with them and they won't recruit you, and the only way to get out of that hell is to pay Blizzard $100 to move. They raised the price since they heard you suck at raiding.

    I wish I had a hole puncher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. There is a 1 hour queue time whenever you try to log in, you're constantly killed whenever you're out in the world by the enemy faction, all the raid groups ignore you and laugh at you since you aren't raiding with them and they won't recruit you, and the only way to get out of that hell is to pay Blizzard $100 to move. They raised the price since they heard you suck at raiding.

    I wish I had a hole puncher.
    Granted. One paper hole puncher coming up. But you obviously didn't get the memo. To preserve the trees we've moved on to a new type of writing material. Well, we moved backwards really- we've gone back to the revolutionary method of stone and chisel.

    I wish John Riccitiello would catch MRSA as a parting gift, following his "retirement" from EA. Yes, I hate that motherfucker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    I wish John Riccitiello would catch MRSA as a parting gift, following his "retirement" from EA. Yes, I hate that motherfucker.
    Granted, as job creator US will use tax money to cure him and spend immensive amounts of money to research best cure available - so he will get back to creating jobs. He is now working with smaller game companies you love and will make it have questionable practices.

    I wish I would be able to go back in time as kid with current knowledge and adult-like logic
    "when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us"
    Well, I don’t see why women are being blamed if man is stupid enough to really think they have red and gold eyelids.

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    Granted,you now want to have sex with under age kids due to your raging adult hormones,you promptly get put in prison till you get older so you dont harm the kiddies anymore.

    I wish i would stop referring this weird weather to the first episode of digimon where it snows in june then all the shit kicks off due to the 2 worlds colliding or some shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,you now want to have sex with under age kids due to your raging adult hormones,you promptly get put in prison till you get older so you dont harm the kiddies anymore.

    I wish i would stop referring this weird weather to the first episode of digimon where it snows in june then all the shit kicks off due to the 2 worlds colliding or some shit...
    granted. you're now referring it to the second pokémon movie.

    I wish my cellphone didn't crash all the damn time.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Granted. The software on your phone is amazing and it has the fastest speeds and best programs available. But you drop your phone all the time because of its shape and it "crashes" all the damn time on the floor. It works but the screen continually gets cracked, sound quality gets worse, and so does its microphone.

    I wish we were never ever getting back together.

  10. #6810
    Granted, you are now married to a monkey. At least she can fetch you bananas.

    I wish I could read thoughts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    I wish I could read thoughts.
    Granted. Unfortunately these thoughts are never what you wish them to be.

    I wish all this snow would melt.
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    Hey, as a transabled, transethnic, non-binary, genderqueer, neo-communist, indoor-capable republican otherkin I am offended by your callous display of ignorance.
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    I wouldn't expect someone who thinks science provides proof to know that.

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    Granted. The snow has melt but something weird happened to it while it was melting. I think it kinda gained life and it started falling on your head for some reason. You're not wet and can't take a shower because the water is cold.

    I wish everyone ate spaghetti.

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    Granted, it's all anyone ever eats now. No other food exists. Have fun eating the same thing, three times a day, every single day, for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had enough money to buy a country, and move everyone who frequents the forum to it.

  14. #6814
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, it's all anyone ever eats now. No other food exists. Have fun eating the same thing, three times a day, every single day, for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had enough money to buy a country, and move everyone who frequents the forum to it.
    Granted. Congrats, you have just bought a massive Country for a very very cheap price. Everyone form the forums heads over to it. While everyone is cheering about the steal of a sale you got. You figure out the land you bought was Syria, and the rebels are so pissed off right now. It doesn't land long, sadly you're overthrown along with everyone else at the forums.

    I wish I hit the lottery, several times

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    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. Congrats, you have just bought a massive Country for a very very cheap price. Everyone form the forums heads over to it. While everyone is cheering about the steal of a sale you got. You figure out the land you bought was Syria, and the rebels are so pissed off right now. It doesn't land long, sadly you're overthrown along with everyone else at the forums.

    I wish I hit the lottery, several times
    granted. you ram the lottery building with your car every hour for the next 10 days. you end up in jail for 10 years on destruction of property, attempted breakin and insurance fraud. the day after you're released, you get a lottery ticket, win the jackpot, but since you've been so brutal to the lottery, they end up not paying and donate all the money to the PKK (kourdic independence organization).

    I wish I had enough money to not have to care about it for the rest of my life.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  16. #6816
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. you ram the lottery building with your car every hour for the next 10 days. you end up in jail for 10 years on destruction of property, attempted breakin and insurance fraud. the day after you're released, you get a lottery ticket, win the jackpot, but since you've been so brutal to the lottery, they end up not paying and donate all the money to the PKK (kourdic independence organization).

    I wish I had enough money to not have to care about it for the rest of my life.
    Granted. However even though you have money. You're on video camera running over an escort with you're car. Not only that the car, kept going and rolled into a building. The Mayor has called you a menace, and demanded you spend time in jail. Now in jail money doesn't help as you encounter a 7'2, 500 pound man of full muscle named "tiny" in jail.

    I wish That I could correct all problems in congress right now

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    Granted, but you are now on trial for more murders then i care to count


    I wish that My glass was full

  18. #6818
    Quote Originally Posted by Atsme View Post
    Granted, but you are now on trial for more murders then i care to count


    I wish that My glass was full
    Granted. It's full of shit. Which is now being dumped all over your head as we speak.

    I wish my tax return had been larger. I want a goddamn Cobra, goddamn it.
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  19. #6819
    Quote Originally Posted by Holidae View Post
    Granted. It's full of shit. Which is now being dumped all over your head as we speak.

    I wish my tax return had been larger. I want a goddamn Cobra, goddamn it.
    You're tax return is large. In fact, the check is so massive you cannot lift it. It's bigger then you're house. Sadly you have almost a million dollars yet the check is so LARGE you cannot take it to the bank.

    I wish I was an evil villain, like comic books.

  20. #6820
    Granted, but you just get shot, because people wouldn't be nice to evil villains in real life.

    I wish I could steal all of Fused's tech.

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