Granted, but they don't stop decomposing.
I wish I knew everything there is to know about anything.
granted, but now Val is mad at is out on a mission to kill you
I wish I was a fox
Granted, but you get mounted on somebodies mantle for calling me Val.
I wish I wasn't so cold.
Granted, but now you have to sleep in a den of foxes form now on.
I wish the sun wasn't so bright.
Granted! Now the Sun isn't bright at all. Unfortunately, all humans freeze to death after a short time because hell, killing humanity is what I do best when corrupting wishes.
I wish I had a better way to corrupt wishes.
Granted now your corrupt wishes don't kill the whole humanity just put them in an eternal suffering
I wish i could get in and out of games everytime i wanted without being able to be killed inside the game
Granted, it now released, but its so buggy it cannot be played, any they wont fix it.
I wish I could hunt humans.
Granted, but you accidentaly kill all your family while you were hunting and then a fox eat all your limbs and your face
I wish i could eat Majab
Granted, however you picked up all of majads terriable Diseases
I wish I could hug anyone of my choosing for 5 mins each day.
Granted, but they don't appreciate the hugs and slap you.
I wish I could cosplay as anybody on my list of 'characters I must cosplay as', and then go to a con.
Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.
Granted, but now you're the only one.
I wish I could smell things