1. #6881
    Granted, but you can't afford Photoshop, and, if you have it currently, the serial becomes invalid.

    I wish to become a Fun Stuff and Video Game mod on these forums.

  2. #6882
    Quote Originally Posted by maxilian View Post
    You know it doesn't actually matter cause

    So thanks! i will have Mcdonalds free for ever! and i won't die! and cause i keep comsuming means i have a really fast metabolism, so i won't be fat either ! YES! THANKS FOR CORRUPTING MY WISH LIKE THAT!
    Okay so you don't die. You become blind and paralyzed after your stroke and have to live the rest of your unending life that way. Although, to comfort you, you do get an infinite amount of McDonalds APPLE SLICES and SALADS. Good luck with that.

    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish to become a Fun Stuff and Video Game mod on these forums.
    Granted, but none of the other mods like you, and every decision (infraction, deleting thread, etc) you make they all argue against and get reversed. Also, they call you a mean nickname in IRC. They're cyber bullies. Especially Mynta, he's the one who started the nickname about you.

  3. #6883
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, but none of the other mods like you, and every decision (infraction, deleting thread, etc) you make they all argue against and get reversed. Also, they call you a mean nickname in IRC. They're cyber bullies. Especially Mynta, he's the one who started the nickname about you.
    I believe it. That guy is a bully.

    So what's your wish?

  4. #6884
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I believe it. That guy is a bully.

    So what's your wish?
    i'll wish in his stead.

    I wish the regular posters in this thread didn't corrupt my wishes with things I actually like... although it's pretty hard to do that since I like everything that isn't illegal or could be seen as illegal.

  5. #6885
    Not granted. That's impossible nzall. People kept corrupting your wish by making you sleep with men, UGLY FAT men, and you were like "lol np." How are you unphased by that?!

    I wish Mynta would tell us all the mean nickname he gave Iced.

  6. #6886
    Granted, the nick name was "blueobelisk" so they deiced to give your account to him.

    i wish i had some food
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Granted, but you are in a desert and there is no food for 200miles

    I wish for a new car

  8. #6888
    Granted, but you wreck it soon after you get it.

    I wish I had an amazing, fully stocked gaming room.

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    Granted, but it's only stocked with Virtual Boys.

    I wish I could be bothered to sit down and figure out what the appeal of Doctor Who is.

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    Granted, but you realize there isn't any appeal, and stop watching because it's bad.

    I wish I had the ability to change anything in the world by writing what I wanted changed down on a piece of paper and then licking it.

  11. #6891
    Granted, but you're actually writing on a different version of a Death Note, making whomever writes in it kill themselves within 50 seconds of writing.

    I wish Mynta didn't just kill herself.

  12. #6892
    Granted. The God of Death that dropped that Suicide Note was the one to kill Mynta, to add his life time to his own.

    I wish my throat wasn't sore.

  13. #6893
    Your throat starts to catch on fire. Actual fire comes from it, you start to cough. Magically your throat isn't sore anymore.

    I wish I could raise an army to do my bidding. Biggest in the world, enough make anyone tremble at the very sight of it.

  14. #6894
    Granted. Your army has no funding for weapons or training though. Your army's training routine consists of situps and push ups. And when they get in to fights, since they have no guns or knives or anything, they run into the open field charging towards opponents and get shot down easily. Everyone who sees your army trembles, trembles with laughter at how pathetic and underfunded your army is.

    I wish I was a great talented dessert chef, so I could make everyone here some fresh cookies and donuts and cupcakes or whatever you guys want.

  15. #6895
    Granted, but you don't have any of the supplies required to make such a delicious treat, nor can you afford them.

    I wish Starbound would be released right now, be playable, enjoyable, and affordable.

  16. #6896
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but you don't have any of the supplies required to make such a delicious treat, nor can you afford them.

    I wish Starbound would be released right now, be playable, enjoyable, and affordable.
    Granted. It's release right now. However you have no money to pay for it. However it turns out to be the best game of the generation. People all around the world are so inspired by its greatness that nations united in awe of how good this game in. It brings World Peace. You still can't play it.

    I wish Blue would catch on fire for corrupting my wish with an underfunded army.

  17. #6897
    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. It's release right now. However you have no money to pay for it. However it turns out to be the best game of the generation. People all around the world are so inspired by its greatness that nations united in awe of how good this game in. It brings World Peace. You still can't play it.
    But part of my conditional is that it was affordable... :S

    I wish Blue would catch on fire for corrupting my wish with an underfunded army.
    Granted, but said fire grants him the power to manipulate fire, becoming the superhero you wish you could be.

    I wish for two 1920x1080 monitors that work and are compatible with my PC.

  18. #6898
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish Starbound would be released right now, be playable, enjoyable, and affordable.
    Granted, but the game is so affordable that the independant game developer that made the game can't pay their bills and all die of starvation or suicide since they can't feed their families. You enjoy the game, but never enjoy another game because from now on all games are super expensive as to avoid bankruptcy like in the Starbound case.

    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish for two 1920x1080 monitors that work and are compatible with my PC.
    Granted. But you develop neck soreness and ache-ness because your monitors are far apart enough that you have to actively turn your head to see them. (They aren't both in your field of view if you look forward.)

    I wish I invented solar powered lightbulbs.

  19. #6899
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Not granted. That's impossible nzall. People kept corrupting your wish by making you sleep with men, UGLY FAT men, and you were like "lol np." How are you unphased by that?!
    I'm just a person with a very open mentality, which I think is very important in current society.

  20. #6900
    ok skipping nzall

    Granted, you know made light bulbs with mini suns in them, except after 10 years the implode into mini black holes.

    I wish that I could just cut off my whole skin so it didn't itch anymore.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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