Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.
Not granted. That's impossible nzall. People kept corrupting your wish by making you sleep with men, UGLY FAT men, and you were like "lol np." How are you unphased by that?!
I wish Mynta would tell us all the mean nickname he gave Iced.
Granted, the nick name was "blueobelisk" so they deiced to give your account to him.
i wish i had some food
Granted, but you are in a desert and there is no food for 200miles
I wish for a new car
Granted, but you wreck it soon after you get it.
I wish I had an amazing, fully stocked gaming room.
Granted, but you realize there isn't any appeal, and stop watching because it's bad.
I wish I had the ability to change anything in the world by writing what I wanted changed down on a piece of paper and then licking it.
Granted. The God of Death that dropped that Suicide Note was the one to kill Mynta, to add his life time to his own.
I wish my throat wasn't sore.
Your throat starts to catch on fire. Actual fire comes from it, you start to cough. Magically your throat isn't sore anymore.
I wish I could raise an army to do my bidding. Biggest in the world, enough make anyone tremble at the very sight of it.
Granted. Your army has no funding for weapons or training though. Your army's training routine consists of situps and push ups. And when they get in to fights, since they have no guns or knives or anything, they run into the open field charging towards opponents and get shot down easily. Everyone who sees your army trembles, trembles with laughter at how pathetic and underfunded your army is.
I wish I was a great talented dessert chef, so I could make everyone here some fresh cookies and donuts and cupcakes or whatever you guys want.
I wish Blue would catch on fire for corrupting my wish with an underfunded army.
Granted, but said fire grants him the power to manipulate fire, becoming the superhero you wish you could be.I wish Blue would catch on fire for corrupting my wish with an underfunded army.
I wish for two 1920x1080 monitors that work and are compatible with my PC.
I wish I invented solar powered lightbulbs.
ok skipping nzall
Granted, you know made light bulbs with mini suns in them, except after 10 years the implode into mini black holes.
I wish that I could just cut off my whole skin so it didn't itch anymore.
Granted. Your body itches and feels bad all the time since your skin is removed and germs and dust and all kinds of things come into direct contact with your inner body and muscles and blood and its VERY uncomfortable. You put on someone else's skin like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre but people just look at you like you're a weirdo.
I wish my grandpa has a good birthday today.
Granted, but it's so good, he has a heart attack and dies.
I wish I had $3,000,000,000,000.