1. #6901
    Granted. Your body itches and feels bad all the time since your skin is removed and germs and dust and all kinds of things come into direct contact with your inner body and muscles and blood and its VERY uncomfortable. You put on someone else's skin like in Texas Chainsaw Massacre but people just look at you like you're a weirdo.

    I wish my grandpa has a good birthday today.

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    Granted, but it's so good, he has a heart attack and dies.

    I wish I had $3,000,000,000,000.

  3. #6903
    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but it's so good, he has a heart attack and dies.

    I wish I had $3,000,000,000,000.
    Granted. You actually get that money in you're bank account. However you lose you're ID, and everything that tells the person. It's you. Therefore you can never get your money out of the bank because they require ID. While you have the money, you don't have access to it for life.

    I wish that I knew if UFOS existed

  4. #6904
    Granted. They do exist and you try to convince people, but none of them believe you and they put you in an insane asylum.

    I wish I was an alcoholic.

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    Granted, you drink alcoholic beverages with 0.00000001% alcohol.

    I wish I had a costumizable title.
    Lord protector of the Veal

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  6. #6906
    Granted, but every time you try to change it it reverts to " ugly unicorn"

    I wish I could fly.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

  7. #6907
    Granted. You're on a one way plane flight to Antarctica and you're sitting in the cockpit with the pilot since they didn't have room for you. He lets you press a button so you're like .0001% in control of the flight.

    I wish I wasn't a scratch off addict.

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    Granted, you no longer buy scratch offs, instead, you spend $25 a day at your nearest slot machines. Sadly, you never win.

    I wish to be a god.

  9. #6909
    Granted, but no one believes in you.

    I wish people liked me.
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

  10. #6910
    Granted, but you don't like any of them.

    I wish my cat had superpowers.

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    Granted, but it becomes a super villain and kills you.

    I wish I could duplicate myself by punching things.

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    Granted, but each duplicate try's to kill you.

    I wish mynta would have my babies
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Granted, you're pregnant and after birth your child was given up for adoption. Mynta was kind
    I wish I hadn't hit my head last night doing stupid things
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Granted. Instead, you hit your head while figuring out cold fusion and solving world hunger. However, the blow to the head occurred just as you were digging out some paper to write down your discoveries, and they're gone forever.

    I wish I could sleep.
    When the going gets tough, the tough hide under the table...

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    Granted, but you only sleep for 2 minutes.

    I wish was the worlds most successful fashion designer.

  16. #6916
    Granted, you now make cloths entirely real fur. I hope you can live with yourself.

    I wish I had red eyes
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    Granted, but you can only see at night now, and are 100% blind during the day.

    I wish I owned the biggest house in the world.

  18. #6918
    Granted but you cannot step foot in it because its full of monsters.

    I wish mynta was happy 24/7
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche

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    The "all your wishes come true" type happiness, or the "you're being drugged to think you're happy" type?

    Anywho, granted, but now everyone who posted on page one of this thread is forever unhappy.

    I wish I only had to sleep for an hour to get all the sleep I need.

  20. #6920
    Granted, but she now laughs at everything and you have to listen to her incessant laughter all day.

    I wish that I was Batman.

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