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    Granted, but it's so good, he has a heart attack and dies.

    I wish I had $3,000,000,000,000.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    Granted, but it's so good, he has a heart attack and dies.

    I wish I had $3,000,000,000,000.
    Granted. You actually get that money in you're bank account. However you lose you're ID, and everything that tells the person. It's you. Therefore you can never get your money out of the bank because they require ID. While you have the money, you don't have access to it for life.

    I wish that I knew if UFOS existed

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    Granted. They do exist and you try to convince people, but none of them believe you and they put you in an insane asylum.

    I wish I was an alcoholic.

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    Granted, you drink alcoholic beverages with 0.00000001% alcohol.

    I wish I had a costumizable title.
    Pokemon Y / Pokemon OR
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  5. #6905
    Granted, but every time you try to change it it reverts to " ugly unicorn"

    I wish I could fly.
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
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    Why me?!

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    Granted. You're on a one way plane flight to Antarctica and you're sitting in the cockpit with the pilot since they didn't have room for you. He lets you press a button so you're like .0001% in control of the flight.

    I wish I wasn't a scratch off addict.

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    Granted, you no longer buy scratch offs, instead, you spend $25 a day at your nearest slot machines. Sadly, you never win.

    I wish to be a god.



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    Granted, but no one believes in you.

    I wish people liked me.
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
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  9. #6909
    Granted, but you don't like any of them.

    I wish my cat had superpowers.

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    Granted, but it becomes a super villain and kills you.

    I wish I could duplicate myself by punching things.



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    Granted, but each duplicate try's to kill you.

    I wish mynta would have my babies
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
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    Granted, you're pregnant and after birth your child was given up for adoption. Mynta was kind
    I wish I hadn't hit my head last night doing stupid things
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Granted. Instead, you hit your head while figuring out cold fusion and solving world hunger. However, the blow to the head occurred just as you were digging out some paper to write down your discoveries, and they're gone forever.

    I wish I could sleep.
    When the going gets tough, the tough hide under the table...

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    Granted, but you only sleep for 2 minutes.

    I wish was the worlds most successful fashion designer.



  15. #6915
    Granted, you now make cloths entirely real fur. I hope you can live with yourself.

    I wish I had red eyes
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
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    Granted, but you can only see at night now, and are 100% blind during the day.

    I wish I owned the biggest house in the world.



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    Granted but you cannot step foot in it because its full of monsters.

    I wish mynta was happy 24/7
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
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    The "all your wishes come true" type happiness, or the "you're being drugged to think you're happy" type?

    Anywho, granted, but now everyone who posted on page one of this thread is forever unhappy.

    I wish I only had to sleep for an hour to get all the sleep I need.



  19. #6919
    Granted, but she now laughs at everything and you have to listen to her incessant laughter all day.

    I wish that I was Batman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    The "all your wishes come true" type happiness, or the "you're being drugged to think you're happy" type?

    Anywho, granted, but now everyone who posted on page one of this thread is forever unhappy.
    I wish I only had to sleep for an hour to get all the sleep I need.
    Granted. You only need one hour but you sleep for twenty three daily.
    Quote Originally Posted by Aherooffools View Post
    Granted, but she now laughs at everything and you have to listen to her incessant laughter all day.

    I wish that I was Batman.
    Granted. I killed your parents.

    I wish for some pancakes, strawberry pancakes
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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