((actually, I could sorta live with that))
Granted, but you stole the beer from said same russian mafia and they are chasing us both.
I wish that I didn't need to go to work tomorrow.
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Granted, but you can only fly for a few seconds at a time, and max 30 centimeters high.
I wish I could just wish for more wishes without breaking the rule of wishes that say not to wish for more wishes, that is why I wish for a wonderful sandwich.
FOMO: "Fear Of Missing Out", also commonly known as people with a mental issue of managing time and activities, many expecting others to fit into their schedule so they don't miss out on things to come. If FOMO becomes a problem for you, do seek help, it can be a very unhealthy lifestyle..
FOMO: "Fear Of Missing Out", also commonly known as people with a mental issue of managing time and activities, many expecting others to fit into their schedule so they don't miss out on things to come. If FOMO becomes a problem for you, do seek help, it can be a very unhealthy lifestyle..
Granted! But your accent is so bad no one understands you.
I wish i could stop time.
Granted, but you now have a THICK English accent and no one from USA can understand you.
I wish I had clarity.
Granted but now you're blind deaf and dumb.
Wish i had no wishes
Moving on, then.
I wish I had an extra wish.
Granted. Turns out you're that mutant in X-Men who's Dad hates mutants and he hates you because of your wings.
I wish I had some Popeye's Rip'N Chicken.
Granted, but it's cold, and covered in mold. Plus it was injected with anthrax.
I wish I was immortal.
Granted, you now also have two hearts, and upon your death you regenerate into a new body. You also discover a 1950's era police call box that is bigger on the inside, and can travel in Time And Relative Dimension In Space. And you are lonely, oh so lonely. You wind up taking companions with you on your excursions through time and space, seemingly going more mad with every regeneration. You get married, but meet your wife for the first time when she dies, and marry her when you die, nd never meet in the proper order, gotta love time travel. You save Worlds, people, Galaxies, and even the universe uncountable times, and you are tired. You have seen all that there is to see, know all that there is to know. You walked away from the Last Great Time War. You marked the passing of the Time Lords. You saw the birth of the universe and You watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time. No space. Just you. You've walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man. You've watched universes freeze and creations burn. You have seen things I wouldn’t believe. You have lost things I'll never understand! And you know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must never be spoken.
I wish I was one such companion!
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Granted, but now you have a chip implanted in your forhead
*snaps fingers* and spike
I wish it was colder outside
Granted but now you die if you ever get warmer than what it is outside
Wishes that aliens would visit us and not just to wipe us out.
Granted, instead of wiping us out, they take us for research and reproduction. Sadly, you spend the rest of your life in a lab somewhere, getting poked and prodded.
I wish that I had a working AS VAL and 50,000 rounds of the proper ammunition.
Granted but it's a working prototype and explodes upon first use maiming you for life.
I wish dwarf punting wasn't illegal in real life.
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