Granted. You now have an anime girl, who is on fire, in your room. Congrats.
I wish my friends were online when I wish them to be, and available to play the games I want them to play with me.
Granted. But now you have to listen to that voice calling 'Precious' in your ears forever.
I wish I was warm and rich right now. Laying on a beautiful warm beach.
Granted - You go to sleep and get a refreshing 8 hours of sleep but wake to find your kidneys gone and you are sitting in a bathtub of ice
I wish for an oven to cook my frozen pizza in
Granted, but a pack of wolves comes out of the game and kills you, to avenge all their fellow wolves that you killed.
I wish I could fall asleep instantly, on a whim.
Granted, but he only returns to buy toilet paper.
I wish for an asteroid that would throw me in a post-apocalyptic world where I have to fight for survival and the repopulation of the planet. I shall be known as the founding father and every major city would have a statue of me.
Granted but you're thrown into such a world that worships My Little Pony and sees the Jonas Brothers still alive and the only ones willing to play the role of females.
I wish I didn't have to login and see such creepy eyes and facial expressions like That Feel.
** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
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Granted, you can no longer log into... whatever the hell you're logging into
I wish my pizza was done.
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche