1. #6941
    Granted however Zombie Jebas comes back and kills you for promoting such anti-america ideas!

    I wish pizza for lunch

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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic209 View Post
    Granted however Zombie Jebas comes back and kills you for promoting such anti-america ideas!

    I wish pizza for lunch
    Granted but the pizza is frozen

    I wish I had Saurons one ring, but without it's side-effects

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    Granted. But now you have to listen to that voice calling 'Precious' in your ears forever.

    I wish I was warm and rich right now. Laying on a beautiful warm beach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maleren View Post
    Granted. But now you have to listen to that voice calling 'Precious' in your ears forever.

    I wish I was warm and rich right now. Laying on a beautiful warm beach.
    Granted but the biggest tsunami mankind has ever seen is heading right for you and there's nowhere you can hide.

    I wish I could get my username back from whoever stole it.

  5. #6945
    Granted, but he's changed it to xxXArthaslolswagXxx, and that's what you're stuck with.

    I wish that I could go to sleep, and get a refreshing 8 hours of sleep.

  6. #6946
    Granted - You go to sleep and get a refreshing 8 hours of sleep but wake to find your kidneys gone and you are sitting in a bathtub of ice

    I wish for an oven to cook my frozen pizza in

  7. #6947
    Granted, but it has no timer or form of clock; you always overcook your food by 10 minutes.

    I wish the Steam wasn't acting up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but it has no timer or form of clock; you always overcook your food by 10 minutes.

    I wish the Steam wasn't acting up.
    Granted. Steam now works perfect but all your games bought through Steam have been erased from your account.

    I'd wish I had a girlfriend ;_;

  9. #6949
    Granted, but it turns out to be your hand.

    I wish I didn't have to break that to McLockhart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but it turns out to be your hand.

    I wish I didn't have to break that to McLockhart.
    Granted. Your keyboard is now broken and you cannot tell him about the bad news.

    I'd wish I had the expansions to TES: Skyrim

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    Granted, but a pack of wolves comes out of the game and kills you, to avenge all their fellow wolves that you killed.

    I wish I could fall asleep instantly, on a whim.



  12. #6952
    Granted, but doing so causes you to have a stroke, killing you in your sleep.

    I wish Mynta was immortal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but doing so causes you to have a stroke, killing you in your sleep.

    I wish Mynta was immortal.
    Granted, but she'll be forced to spend all of her time on MMO-champion, moderating the the new board which discusses origami.

    I wish for the Lich King to return!
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  14. #6954
    Granted, but he only returns to buy toilet paper.

    I wish for an asteroid that would throw me in a post-apocalyptic world where I have to fight for survival and the repopulation of the planet. I shall be known as the founding father and every major city would have a statue of me.

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    Granted but you're thrown into such a world that worships My Little Pony and sees the Jonas Brothers still alive and the only ones willing to play the role of females.

    I wish I didn't have to login and see such creepy eyes and facial expressions like That Feel.


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  16. #6956
    Granted, you can no longer log into... whatever the hell you're logging into

    I wish my pizza was done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blood fox View Post
    Granted, you can no longer log into... whatever the hell you're logging into

    I wish my pizza was done.
    Granted. It was made in the microwave.

    I wish I had crackers for this cheese.

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    Granted, but they're made out of mold, instead of normal cracker stuff.

    I wish I could teleport in and out of game/movie/book universes/worlds/whatever.



  19. #6959
    Granted, but it only works on terrible game/movie/book universes/worlds and the occasional whatever.
    I wish it would thunderstorm more often.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daboogyman View Post
    Granted, but it only works on terrible game/movie/book universes/worlds and the occasional whatever.
    I wish it would thunderstorm more often.
    Granted, but you lose power for the day each time it happens..

    I wish i can sleep-in tomorrow..

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