Granted, but that one feather was plucked from an angry falcon, which is currently dive-bombing at you this very second.
For the purposes of this thread, I wish for Socialism in the US.
Granted however Zombie Jebas comes back and kills you for promoting such anti-america ideas!
I wish pizza for lunch
Granted. But now you have to listen to that voice calling 'Precious' in your ears forever.
I wish I was warm and rich right now. Laying on a beautiful warm beach.
Granted - You go to sleep and get a refreshing 8 hours of sleep but wake to find your kidneys gone and you are sitting in a bathtub of ice
I wish for an oven to cook my frozen pizza in
Granted, but a pack of wolves comes out of the game and kills you, to avenge all their fellow wolves that you killed.
I wish I could fall asleep instantly, on a whim.
Granted, but he only returns to buy toilet paper.
I wish for an asteroid that would throw me in a post-apocalyptic world where I have to fight for survival and the repopulation of the planet. I shall be known as the founding father and every major city would have a statue of me.
Granted but you're thrown into such a world that worships My Little Pony and sees the Jonas Brothers still alive and the only ones willing to play the role of females.
I wish I didn't have to login and see such creepy eyes and facial expressions like That Feel.
** WoW (Aggramar) **
Drphilidan (Vengeance Demon Hunter) / Talayleana (Guardian Druid)
Granted, you can no longer log into... whatever the hell you're logging into
I wish my pizza was done.
Granted, but they're made out of mold, instead of normal cracker stuff.
I wish I could teleport in and out of game/movie/book universes/worlds/whatever.
Granted, but it only works on terrible game/movie/book universes/worlds and the occasional whatever.
I wish it would thunderstorm more often.
Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.