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    Granted, but they're made out of mold, instead of normal cracker stuff.

    I wish I could teleport in and out of game/movie/book universes/worlds/whatever.

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    Granted, but it only works on terrible game/movie/book universes/worlds and the occasional whatever.
    I wish it would thunderstorm more often.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daboogyman View Post
    Granted, but it only works on terrible game/movie/book universes/worlds and the occasional whatever.
    I wish it would thunderstorm more often.
    Granted, but you lose power for the day each time it happens..

    I wish i can sleep-in tomorrow..

  4. #6964
    Granted. You do Sleep in tomorrow, in fact you sleep in the day after that. It seems you can never wake up.

    I wish I had a billion dollars.

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    Granted but it's a billion counterfeit dollars and your co-workers have already alerted the FBI.

    I wish the school year would end so I could get a break from the screaming kids in the hallway.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    Granted but it's a billion counterfeit dollars and your co-workers have already alerted the FBI.

    I wish the school year would end so I could get a break from the screaming kids in the hallway.
    granted. a year round 24/7 daycare opens in your building though.

    I wish i'd actually find the will to watch more Sips and Sjin Tekkit, so I can catch up.

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    Granted but now Sips and Sjin Tekkit becomes so bad that you regret all the hours wasted watching it

    I wish i could be young forever, handsome, inmune to all types of damage/desease and inmortal (no way to die)

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxilian View Post
    Granted but now Sips and Sjin Tekkit becomes so bad that you regret all the hours wasted watching it

    I wish i could be young forever, handsome, inmune to all types of damage/desease and inmortal (no way to die)
    Granted, but the planet Earth explodes a minute later; leaving you stranded in outer space.

    I wish I could tolerate Ash Ketchum's new teen voice, after 5 or so seasons of his girl voice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxilian View Post
    Granted but now Sips and Sjin Tekkit becomes so bad that you regret all the hours wasted watching it

    I wish i could be young forever, handsome, inmune to all types of damage/desease and inmortal (no way to die)
    Meh, didn't like them that much anyway, just watching them so I got some extra background information for Duncan's, Rythians and the Jaffa Factory.

    Granted. You feel so powerful that you go scubadiving. however, you get raped by a pack of teenage dolphins in one of their underwater rapecaves (it exists, google it). you can't die or go unconscious, but you can still feel pain, so you feel every single thing they do.

    you escape from that and give up your hobby of scubadiving. you take up skydiving. your parachute fails and you land in a thorn bush in someone's backyard. again, you're unscathed but you're in immense pain.

    after recovering from the pain, you take up skiing. you end up underneath an avalanche.

    at this point, you're so worried about your next endeavour that you go for a walk to calm your nerves. an earthquake happens and you get sucked up by the earth. noone hears from you again.

    I wish I actually understood the Bioshock Infinite ending. I mean, what kind of mindfuck was that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auxis View Post
    Granted, but the planet Earth explodes a minute later; leaving you stranded in outer space.

    I wish I could tolerate Ash Ketchum's new teen voice, after 5 or so seasons of his girl voice.
    granted. you tolerate it, but you hate pokemon because of it forever.

  10. #6970
    Granted. You understood it 10 days ago when I ruined it for you by telling you the ending before you even got the game.

    I wish I had popcorn from the movie theater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. You understood it 10 days ago when I ruined it for you by telling you the ending before you even got the game.

    I wish I had popcorn from the movie theater.
    granted. you have 1 kernel of popcorn, it's soggy and moldy, but you have popcorn that was originally from the movie theater.

    I wish I didn't spend so much time on /r/nsfw_wtf (basically the craziest porn reddit there is).

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    Granted, you now spend all your time on /b/ and /r9k/.

    I wish mmo-champion was the only forum on the entire internet.

  13. #6973
    Granted. Everyone flocks here to discuss any topic, at all, and MMO-C becomes a HUGEEEEEEEEEE forum with millions of subsections. But, as a result of having to pay for the server costs (or whatever the fuck website costs are), that Red Admin has to have ad's all of the website. There's an ad in between posts, on the sides of the screen, and ad pop ups. And ad block won't work.

    I wish World of Warcraft raised their subscription price to $50 per month and was able to thrive financially and make the game better for hardcore raiders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted. Everyone flocks here to discuss any topic, at all, and MMO-C becomes a HUGEEEEEEEEEE forum with millions of subsections. But, as a result of having to pay for the server costs (or whatever the fuck website costs are), that Red Admin has to have ad's all of the website. There's an ad in between posts, on the sides of the screen, and ad pop ups. And ad block won't work.

    I wish World of Warcraft raised their subscription price to $50 per month and was able to thrive financially and make the game better for hardcore raiders.


    Granted, but World of Warcraft will never have another expansion again.


    I wish i could go to blizzcon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elpalmo View Post
    Granted, but World of Warcraft will never have another expansion again.


    I wish i could go to blizzcon!
    You go, but trip and twist your ankle on the first morning, requiring you to take triple the amount of time to move around than you normally would.

    I wish I could fly.

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    Granted, but the skies will be filled with killer bees for the rest of time.

    I wish I had photomemory
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    Granted. You walk in on your parents going at it.
    I wish SoBe would make their original drinks again.
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daboogyman View Post
    Granted. You walk in on your parents going at it.
    I wish SoBe would make their original drinks again.
    Granted. But every time you drink it, it makes you throw up right away.
    I wish they would release a HD version of Dungeon Keeper 2.

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    Granted, but it's only compatible with Windows ME.

    I wish humans could function on zero sleep without any physical ramifications.

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    Granted your now a goldfish (they dont have eyelids so they dont sleep im guessing? oh i dunno)

    I wish i knew more about goldfish to warrant that corruption legit,also secondary wish,i wish someone would make a pregnant goldfish joke about me (Aka Twat)

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