Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Knegoff]

Granted, but then it becomes the opposite.

I wish I was geared for raids

[Darios]

Granted, but then it becomes the opposite.

I wish I was geared for raids

Granted, your raid is full of idiots

I wish I could kill the whaleshark

[Glokkpod]

Granted, but he will come back over 9000 times stronger and kill you again.


I wish I could come out of the closet sometime soon

[Olyeg]

Granted, but the rest of the building is on fire

i wish these christmas cookies would stop calling my name

[Deleted]

i wish these christmas cookies would stop calling my name

Granted! However, now the christmas presents are now starting to call your name!

I wish it would stop snowing!

[14fighter]

Granted but now the winds are reaching 200mph winds.

I wish I had 2... NO 12 cookies

[Garots]

Granted, but I misread and thought you said .12 cookies.

I wish for a GIANT Christmas raise!

[TheAC30fSpades]

Granted, but it's all in pennies.

I wish for the magic powers a Warlock has!

[Eklypse]

Granted, but the magic corrupts you and you turn insane and are killed by 5 players as an entry lvl dungeon

I wish I could fly!

[capslocked]

Granted, but you stop flying at random times, and can't start again.


I wish there was more time in a day.

[flamejackal]

Granted, but you stop flying at random times, and can't start again.


I wish there was more time in a day.

There are 10 hours extra in a day and they are all considered normal working/school hours.

I wish I got paid to stay at home and do nothing.

[Garots]

Granted, but you get super-obese and die weeks later.

I wish I was a Draenei!

[Olyeg]

Granted, but you get super-obese and die weeks later.

I wish I was a Draenei!

Granted, but you don't survive the space ship crash
I wish I could turn invisible

[Boomker]

I wish I was a Draenei!

Granted, but the government takes you in for lab testing and Dissects your body because you are an alien species.

I wish I had a stand up bass.

[Garots]

Granted, but the stand breaks and the stage collapses, killing your band and sending you into a drug addiction in which you die from.

I wish for a puppy.

[archelios]

Granted, but the stand breaks and the stage collapses, killing your band and sending you into a drug addiction in which you die from.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted, but the puppy turns out to be Sarah Palin

I wish for canadian bacon

[Garots]

Granted, but it's made with Sarah Palin's Canadian side.

I wish i could be excused from the law.

[gnome1947]

Granted, but it's made with Sarah Palin's Canadian side.

I wish i could be excused from the law.

Granted, but you are forever put on Santa's naughty list.

I wish I had some tacos

[nevralgo]

Granted ! But they actually have scabs and poop sprinkled on top.
I wish I had a talking man-beast with a parrot tail and the face of a freak elephant-monkey thing.

[Hdk]

Granted ! But they actually have scabs and poop sprinkled on top.
I wish I had a talking man-beast with a parrot tail and the face of a freak elephant-monkey thing.

Granted but that thing is now your husband and he needs to do it at least 5 times a day ....

I wish I have a super convincing power.