1. #7001
    Granted, but it was in the trunk of my car for 2 months, so it's all hot and the ice cream and chocolate are melted and its gross.

    I wish I never had to use the bathroom again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted, but it was in the trunk of my car for 2 months, so it's all hot and the ice cream and chocolate are melted and its gross.

    I wish I never had to use the bathroom again.
    Granted, but your body effectively becomes a balloon full of digested food and liquids. One poke and... pop!

    I wish that I could finally get Rivendare's Deathcharger.
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  3. #7003
    Granted but Blizzard accidentally resets all your achievements to 0 and you have to do them all over again.

    I wish I could dodge bullets anything. Cars, bullets, trees, kisses, anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Granted but Blizzard accidentally resets all your achievements to 0 and you have to do them all over again.

    I wish I could dodge bullets anything. Cars, bullets, trees, kisses, anything.
    Granted, you learn to dodge everything- including the planet itself. You drift off into space.

    I wish I had steampunk goggles.
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  5. #7005
    Granted, but University of Houston decides that you're not serious enough for them and revoke their invitation.

    I wish I knew how much scholarship Hastings got.

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    Granted you now know,and everyone else now knows how are boring you are,they never talk to u ever ever again.

    Wishes Kim Jung Un started a war on his hair stylist before america,that crime is worthy of hanging!

  7. #7007
    Granted. Turns out he was his own stylist and in an attempt to fix it he found out he couldnt. But one day say your beautiful mane and decided it shall be his, so now he is declaring war on you until he can take your scalp!

  8. #7008
    I wish BearGod-Siel bought me a back scratcher.

  9. #7009
    Granted. But it's a bear in heat. And it's going to have sex with you after it scratches your back.

    I wish I was a kid again.

  10. #7010
    Granted, you're age uhhh. 8. And your parents don't take care of you this time, you're bumped around foster homes and orphan shelters or whatever. You have the same knowledge you do right now, but your small body makes it impossible for anyone to take you seriously or get a job to support yourself.

    I wish Iced was an old man, age 55, but he had a successful career as a broadway actor. Except he has no money or retirement fund or anything so he has to keep working a normal job (since his voice isn't as strong as it used to be).

  11. #7011
    Understand it? Impossible. Gain some trivial* knowledge of it? Perhaps, if I were to send you 3000 years in the future and you asked the scientists from there.

    You ask for something I can't grant. I'll tell you something cool that you might not have known instead. Have you ever heard of the Millennium Prize Problems?

    I wish I had a toaster oven that could fit FOUR slices of bread.

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    *When I say trivial, I don't mean the English use of the word, which means "useless." I mean the scientific meaning of the word, which means that the information tells you something, but isn't a help to your goal.

  12. #7012
    I asked you a question.

  13. #7013
    The Millenium Prize Problems are seven "math" problems that a governing body if mathematicians deems to be cutting edge and important to solve for the sake of continuing mathematics. If you solve one, the math comittee will give you $1 million. So far one has been solved. It's been like. 13 years now? That they've been out.

    Just so you know, they're more math/physics problems. Well, it's not just pure math, it's like applied math, but still math.

    If you want to know more about the universe, to solve one KUKUKU.

  14. #7014
    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    The Millenium Prize Problems are seven "math" problems that a governing body if mathematicians deems to be cutting edge and important to solve for the sake of continuing mathematics. If you solve one, the math comittee will give you $1 million. So far one has been solved. It's been like. 13 years now? That they've been out.

    Just so you know, they're more math/physics problems. Well, it's not just pure math, it's like applied math, but still math.

    If you want to know more about the universe, to solve one KUKUKU.
    The answer to all seven questions is "fish". I'll be taking my seven million, thank you.

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    I wish my state wasn't a Republican controlled state.
    Granted, your state is now governed by bears.

    I wish to be happy.

  15. #7015
    Granted, but it only lasts for five seconds.

    I wish more people knew how awesome ⌒.⌒ is.



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    Granted, but it only lasts for five seconds.

    I wish more people knew how awesome ⌒.⌒ is.
    granted. 2 more amazon indian tribes know how awesome it is. they start making art for it, confusing the anthropologists that visit the place in 10 years thoroughly.

    I wish I had more money. Do you know how expensive it is to send a spaceship to mine that diamond planet we just found?

  17. #7017
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    Granted but it's not the right currency so the money doesn't serve any purpose.

    I wish i could create spaces of vacuum anywhere i wanted

  18. #7018
    Granted, you are now able to materialize vacuums (that are full of dust and cat hair, to the point where they have no suction. Oh, and you can't change the bags).

    I wish for delicious pie. That I can eat right now. That would cause no health problems.

  19. #7019
    Granted, but this fat girl has a crush on you and wants you to share with her. If you do she eats 63/64 of the pie and leaves you only a small sliver. If you do share with her she'll allow you to marry her, and she has $750,000 hard cash that could be yours at the end of 5 years (you can divorce her after that). If you don't share with her she'll get her lawyer Dad to get you expelled from school for a hate crime against fat people. Which do you choose?

    I wish I had the stickiest tape in the world.

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    Granted you now have Pamela Andersons porn tape on video tape.

    I wish women were attracted to my penis like a magnet.

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