Granted, but you stole the beer from said same russian mafia and they are chasing us both.
I wish that I didn't need to go to work tomorrow.
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I wish I could just wish for more wishes without breaking the rule of wishes that say not to wish for more wishes, that is why I wish for a wonderful sandwich.
Granted! But your accent is so bad no one understands you.
I wish i could stop time.
Granted, but you now have a THICK English accent and no one from USA can understand you.
I wish I had clarity.
Granted but now you're blind deaf and dumb.
Wish i had no wishes
Moving on, then.
I wish I had an extra wish.
Granted. Turns out you're that mutant in X-Men who's Dad hates mutants and he hates you because of your wings.
I wish I had some Popeye's Rip'N Chicken.
Granted, but it's cold, and covered in mold. Plus it was injected with anthrax.
I wish I was immortal.
I wish I was one such companion!
Granted, but now you have a chip implanted in your forhead
*snaps fingers* and spike
I wish it was colder outside
Granted but now you die if you ever get warmer than what it is outside
Wishes that aliens would visit us and not just to wipe us out.
Granted, instead of wiping us out, they take us for research and reproduction. Sadly, you spend the rest of your life in a lab somewhere, getting poked and prodded.
I wish that I had a working AS VAL and 50,000 rounds of the proper ammunition.
Granted but it's a working prototype and explodes upon first use maiming you for life.
I wish dwarf punting wasn't illegal in real life.
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