Stuff can be fixed, just get enough glue or duct tape!
Just because there isn't a cookie you like doesn't mean there is no cookies (Content discussion)
Three expansions in dust; Cata: 1-2 hrs, MoP: 40-60 min, WoD: 60 min (own experience).
Granted! But your accent is so bad no one understands you.
I wish i could stop time.
Granted, but you now have a THICK English accent and no one from USA can understand you.
I wish I had clarity.
Granted but now you're blind deaf and dumb.
Wish i had no wishes
Moving on, then.
I wish I had an extra wish.
Granted. Turns out you're that mutant in X-Men who's Dad hates mutants and he hates you because of your wings.
I wish I had some Popeye's Rip'N Chicken.
Granted, but it's cold, and covered in mold. Plus it was injected with anthrax.
I wish I was immortal.
I wish I was one such companion!
Granted, but now you have a chip implanted in your forhead
*snaps fingers* and spike
I wish it was colder outside
Granted but now you die if you ever get warmer than what it is outside
Wishes that aliens would visit us and not just to wipe us out.
Granted, instead of wiping us out, they take us for research and reproduction. Sadly, you spend the rest of your life in a lab somewhere, getting poked and prodded.
I wish that I had a working AS VAL and 50,000 rounds of the proper ammunition.
Granted but it's a working prototype and explodes upon first use maiming you for life.
I wish dwarf punting wasn't illegal in real life.
** WoW (Aggramar) **
Aphraates (Prot Paladin) / Fookiyeu (Brewmaster Monk) / Talayleana (Guardian Druid)
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Granted. new legislation states that everyone at or below your length is considered a dwarf. curiously, everyone except you and a few random people has grown to above that length.
I wish Totalbiscuit, Jesse Cox and Dodger followed me on Twitter.
Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.
Granted but you get banned from twitter for life because some admin had a bad day. The day everyone that had those 3 followers get 1million dollars.
Wishes they slept longer and fuller last night.