1. #7221
    Granted but you never get a girlfriend or get married or have friends or anything. But you live in a well furnished nice apartment with the sickest video game setup and best hardware ever. Oh and your parents are dead and you have no family btw. And you don't go outside. All your food and games are delivered.

    I wish I could just live and learn.

  2. #7222
    Granted. You lived long enough to wish that wish but you learned it won't come true so you decide to commit suicide in realization of this reality.

    I wish I had infinite income of whatever currency is highest without having to work and could spend it whenever I wanted to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearGod-Siel View Post
    Granted. You lived long enough to wish that wish but you learned it won't come true so you decide to commit suicide in realization of this reality.

    I wish I had infinite income of whatever currency is highest without having to work and could spend it whenever I wanted to.
    Granted. However this all happens in your mind after you go pyschotic killing spree.

    I wish to pass my Network+ exam tomorrow.
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    In the last 8 games I have been part of, I have been scum 6 times, a scummy moderator once, and a scum lover once. If we are to extrapolate this, the town should jump all over me to lynch me since lynching me is a good deal 100% of the time!

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    Granted you pass it,the building that is,you walk right past it and into a gay bar to drown your sorrows.

    I wish poo monsters werent so smelly!

  5. #7225
    Granted, they're just ugly and one lives in your bathroom mirror.

    I wish Iced had a fear of mirrors.

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    Granted but because of this he has no fashion sense and ends up spending each day dressing himself in the most obnoxious, loud color clothes and becomes the laughing stock at his job.

    I wish the Poo monsters would trap Wayne25uk in a corner and show just how much they love him.


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    Granted he's now trapped and they show him their meaning of love

    I wish BearGod where a real bear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    Granted but because of this he has no fashion sense and ends up spending each day dressing himself in the most obnoxious, loud color clothes and becomes the laughing stock at his job.

    I wish the Poo monsters would trap Wayne25uk in a corner and show just how much they love him.
    Granted, the Great Mighty Poo and his minions trap Wayne25uk smothering him to death then they come for you in hopes to fill the void left by the now dead Wayne25uk.

    Quote Originally Posted by Binkamus Prime View Post
    Granted he's now trapped and they show him their meaning of love

    I wish BearGod where a real bear
    Granted, Rawr I'm a bear! And you look tasty! Nom nom nom I eat your face!

    I wish mmo would tell me when someone posts something as I tried to post something so I don't scramble to edit multiple times >_>
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearGod-Siel View Post
    Granted, the Great Mighty Poo and his minions trap Wayne25uk smothering him to death then they come for you in hopes to fill the void left by the now dead Wayne25uk.



    Granted, Rawr I'm a bear! And you look tasty! Nom nom nom I eat your face!

    I wish mmo would tell me when someone posts something as I tried to post something so I don't scramble to edit multiple times >_>
    Granted, every time someone posts anything on MMO-Champion a large fog horn appears in your room and announces it to you.

    I wish my headphones would work properly.
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  10. #7230
    Granted, but they only play the vuvuzela sound. Continuously. Forever.

    I wish my professors had better office hours availability.

  11. #7231
    I never use my professor's office hours lol.

    Granted but their offices are in REALLY inconvenient places on campus. The office hours are great, they're open 24/7 (somehow, even during your classtime while they're teaching), but you have to walk like up ten flights of stairs to get there and the building is WAYYYYYY out of the way.

    i wish Akshak had really thick eyelashes, so thick that it blocks his view sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I never use my professor's office hours lol.
    Yeah, I dunno what it is about me...I mean, it feels like I couldn't care less when it's on their time, but when it's mine? I'm all ambitious and what-not. It's/I'm dumb.

    i wish Akshak had really thick eyelashes, so thick that it blocks his view sometimes.
    Granted. He'll look beautiful, as per Patrick.

    I wish Blueobelisk would enroll in my classes and major.

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    Granted, but he constantly bullies you, and gets kicked out of school for doing drugs while sitting on a teachers head. Somehow.

    I wish I wasn't sick.

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    Granted, you aren't sick anymore however you develop an immunity to anything and everything which leads you into a false sense of security leading you to believe you can be a daredevil only to die on your first attempt.

    I wish I could control reality.

  15. #7235
    Granted, but you can control only what you perceive as reality, not what is actual reality.

    I wish I would find my significant other (and, you know, we love each other, etc).

  16. #7236
    Granted, but it turns out she has a terminal disease and will die in four years. And she doesn't want you to remarry when she dies.

    I wish Iced stuck with one avatar.

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    Granted but it's an avatar of you wearing a pink tutu, pink feather boa and an "I <3 Justin Bieber" t-shirt.

    I wish for a stein of Guinness Black Lager that never is empty.


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    Granted but its a stein that is only 1 cm big,and it never runs out.

    I wish outland quests werent so hard to find!

  19. #7239
    Granted, but the experience required to level has been increased by 900%.

    I wish Blueobelisk would change his avatar and signature.

  20. #7240
    I don't really care about my signature but how would you know it's me on other websites if I didn't keep the same avatar? Like that time you saw me on Elitist Jerks.

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