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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    I don't really care about my signature but how would you know it's me on other websites if I didn't keep the same avatar? Like that time you saw me on Elitist Jerks.
    I don't think there's that many Blueobelisks out there with your personality and there certainly aren't that many Knicks fans... Okay, there are, but I wanted to poke fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish Blueobelisk would change his avatar and signature.
    Granted, but you are now permanently shown in his avatar dry-humping a sofa pillow while wearing a tiara that reads "Princess" on it.

    I wish Iced would learn how to play the guitar in his avatar and make Blue dance like a spider monkey.


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    Granted,but after hes done dancing he bites iced and gives him rabies,iced then continues to bash blues brains in with his guitar.

    I wish blue and iced would play this game properly and stop acting like little school girls with pig tails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    I wish blue and iced would play this game properly and stop acting like little school girls with pig tails.

    Granted, but we get so enthralled by the game that we don't allow anyone else to participate.

    I wish Wayne25uk's avatar would be the .gif I posted above.

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    Granted, but he gets banned for being over the 50 MB limit or whatever.

    I wish Blood Fox was the lead in the MMO-C school production of Peter Pan.

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    Granted but it bombs so miserably that Blood Fox commits suicide with a blunt spork and ends up bleeding all over you.

    I wish Juan Valdez and his trusty Donkey would be granted knighthood for their discovery of Folgers coffee.


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    Uhhhh. Granted, but he dies protecting the Queen from...the invading army. And some European stuff. Or whatever.....

    I wish I had a US Open visor/hat.

    ---------- Post added 2013-04-25 at 05:38 PM ----------

    US Open is Tennis for your non-sport people lol.

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    Granted. You get to wear this



    hat. Because of it, you get hit on by literally everyone there.

    I wish I owned a hat that was from the Squidbillies show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish I owned a hat that was from the Squidbillies show.
    Granted, but it's invisible to everyone but yourself.

    I wish Blizzard would increase the gold cap on realm transfers.
    Spark - Enhancement Shaman - Lomaprieta - Balance Druid

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    Granted, but they raise the cost of server/faction transferring to $50 each.

    Someone else make a wish, quick.

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    I wish I had a castle to live in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Mynta Swirl~ View Post
    I wish I had a castle to live in.
    Granted, but the castle is haunted, infested by spiders, and creaks with every step you take.

    I wish I had a pet dragon that /wouldn't/ eat me.

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    Granted,you now get a taste for dragon flesh and eat him instead.

    I wish i had the time to make my avatar into the gif its supposed to be,i failed horribly first time.

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    Granted but you scare the real life Terry Crews so bad he hunts you down and goes all "Old Spice" on you and rips your arms off then proceeds to beat you with them.

    I wish I had a beer and some cheese pretzels to snack on while watching Wayne25uk's Terry Crews beatdown.


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    Granted, but they upset your stomach and make you have to use the bathroom badly and you have to leave and se a public restroom and its awkward.

    I wish Wayne25uk was upper echelon.

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    Granted but he's so far upper echelon you're now the lowest caste possible - meaning pond scum, the gum on the bottom of my shoe and that dog terd in the backyard are all your equals now.

    I wish my Droid3 would just go ahead and blow up since it works at about the same level as a stoner on the couch on 4/20.


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    Granted it blew up in a certain city in Massachusetts recently. You're now either in jail, or have eight bullets in your chest. Your choice.

    I wish I wasn't a fool enough to come this far, just to give it up.

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    Granted! you are now less foolish and you will never give on whatever you don't want to do.

    i wish i could get my icecold beer in the fridge without walking to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoofsie View Post
    Granted, but the castle is haunted, infested by spiders, and creaks with every step you take.

    I wish I had a pet dragon that /wouldn't/ eat me.
    So it's exactly like any house that's 80+ years old? Nothing new there for me, lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Binkamus Prime View Post
    Granted! you are now less foolish and you will never give on whatever you don't want to do.

    i wish i could get my icecold beer in the fridge without walking to it
    Granted, you can teleport the beer right to you, but it causes a little explosion of radiation that takes a year off your life span every time you do it.

    Lol, oops. Forgot to make a wish. I blame being sick.

    I wish I wasn't so forgetful.
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    Granted but you remember what you did last night under the influence and come to find out that an entire family of midgets is now homeless, you have a One Direction tattoo on your left ass cheek, you were videotaped dry-humping a park bench and declared publicly that Gigli was the "BEST MOVIE EVVAAHHH".

    I wish Mother Nature would take her ADHD medicine already.


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