1. #7281
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    Is this guy serious?! Someone corrupt his wish quickly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,you can only shapeshift into your mother in law.

    I wish bear god and blue obelisk knew that my brother works for Rockstar and is working on GTA V as we speak and that i will play it before any of them and get a shit load of merchandise too,secondary wish,i want the tears of the jealous people involved as a trophy
    Granted. they know this, and because of this, they tell it to Rockstar. Rockstar takes it seriously and fires your brother. you need to wait to play GTAV along with the rest of us. and when you finally can buy it, your brother forbids you doing so because you had him fired.

    I wish Blueobelisk grew a brain and could have come up with this corruption himself.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
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    Did I mention I work for Blizzard and my father owns 12% of the Lakers?

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    I wish Blueobelisk grew a brain and could have come up with this corruption himself.
    Granted, but he's become so intelligent and self-aware that his new favorite team is the Miami Heat (since they're not going to be even remotely challenged until the Finals).

    I wish I had some delicious beef jerky to eat right now.

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    @@@@@@@@ Scrooge McDuck I don't corrupt wishes that involve myself, it's not fun. I'd rather see what someone else comes up with.

    Your Dad can't own 12% of Lkers, that Bus family owns the whole thing. PFFT. Rich white people.

    Granted, you have the beef jerky and its delicious, but you get mad cow disease. It's still roaming around but the doctors thought it passed and through out the medicine.

    I wonder if this guy really does have a brother that works for Rockstar...

    I wish I had a chest cabinet full of medicines that can cure every disease ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Your Dad can't own 12% of Lkers, that Bus family owns the whole thing. PFFT. Rich white people.
    That's what the Bus family would have you believe.

    I wish I had a chest cabinet full of medicines that can cure every disease ever.
    Granted, but the cabinet is locked, and you're unable to open it.

    I wish Blueobelisk would believe me. Why do you believe Wayne and not me? And I thought we were friends...

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    Granted Blueobelisk now believes you instead of Wayne and has now given up hope about playing GTA5

    I wish i could make ppl hear Friday song repeatedly in their head just so i could laugh at them, and this does not work on me in any way

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    Granted but people always slack off at their jobs and the world becomes unproductive, partially from the madness that the song is bad partially because they're excited about the weekend.

    It seems Wayne is banned...the only reason I believe him is because I think he lives in UK and Rockstar company is based only is UK.

    I wish I had a broom.

    ---------- Post added 2013-04-28 at 04:41 PM ----------

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    Nvm that shit I just said.

    I wish I had some ice cream to drown my sorrows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    It seems Wayne is banned...the only reason I believe him is because I think he lives in UK and Rockstar company is based only is UK.
    Infallible logic. I live in America, and the Lakers are in America...

    I wish I had a broom.
    Granted, but the Knicks are swept.

    I wish I would find the perfect competitive TF2 team, and I wouldn't be replaced.

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    Ya but Iced the Lakers are worth like $900 mil. So you're telling me your Dad has $108 mil just sitting around and decided to """"invest"""" it in the Lakers? <- not a real investment, that would lose you money.

    Granted, your team is great but you all have shitty internet connection and can never maintain vent/skype so you die do to communication issues.

    I WISH I HAD ice cream to drown my sorrows.

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    Granted. You now have eel flavored ice cream from Japan and that is the only ice cream available to you ever.

    I wish there was another Scott Pilgrim movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    It seems Wayne is banned...the only reason I believe him is because I think he lives in UK and Rockstar company is based only is UK.
    GTA V is developed by Rockstar North. that's over 200 miles from where he lives. of course, his brother could live in Edinburgh, where Rockstar North is located.

    also, rockstar is spread about evenly between US and UK: 5 studios in each region.

    I wouldn't worry about it though. Even if he'll get the game before you, he can't play it before the release date under any circumstances.

    and you can also do what I said in the wish and contact Rockstar...
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearGod-Siel View Post
    Granted. You now have eel flavored ice cream from Japan and that is the only ice cream available to you ever.

    I wish there was another Scott Pilgrim movie
    Granted, but it only plays in one theater, and it's on the other side of the universe. Plus it's so terrible, anyone who watches it dies.

    I wish I had a slice of bread.

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    Granted, but it's old and moldy.

    I wish I had a significant other.

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    Granted. The events in Assassin's Creed occurred in your room. You were killed amongst the action.

    I wish for a pet tiger that would be directly under my control (meaning he wouldn't attack anyone, including myself, unless I explicitly commanded him to).

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    Granted but you fail to specify that it was supposed to be a live tiger so you get a Stuffed Tiger with the soul of Chucky.

    I wish BearGod would save us all from Iced's furry, stuffed beast from hell.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    Granted but you fail to specify that it was supposed to be a live tiger so you get a Stuffed Tiger with the soul of Chucky.

    I wish BearGod would save us all from Iced's furry, stuffed beast from hell.
    granted. BearGod turned in his antropomorphic bear form and seduces the pet tiger. the wet dream of all furries around the world ensues.

    I wish I could get the mental image of a bear making love to a tiger out of my head.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Granted, you do so by drinking yourself into a coma.

    I wish any and all wounds that I receive heal instantly.

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    Granted, but you still feel the pain of all the wounds. Also, since you can't die, you're forced to do the dangerous things in the world that ordinary people would die from. Like rescue people from burning buildings, having medical test surgeries performed on you, tanning at the beach to absorb UV rays so people can't get skin cancer, etc, etc.

    I wish everyone in the world had to wear a (correctly labeled) name tag.

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    Granted, but everyone in the world suddenly has short-term memory loss, making the name tags useless.

    I wish my friend would trade me; one that would be beneficial to me.

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