Granted. You pay them with real life currency.$$ As a result, Blizzard is like "fuck this guy" and bans your account.
Do you have a good guild Scrooge?
I wish I could fix any watch.
Granted, but you somehow become so allergic to watches, being within 5 miles of one causes your skin to turn blue and become more itchy than anything you've ever experiences. Plus, watches become super fashionable, and 99.9% of the population wears one.
No. No palace. You have the same castle but it gets renamed "Mynta Manor." And there's still a serial killer fox in it and it's still creepy and haunted and old. And you live on a waterfront so you pay MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD taxes son. You don't even wanna know what the closing costs will be getting the city to rename and say it's okay for your change from a castle to a palace. It's gonna be a headache.
I wish Mynta kept his old avatar and signature.
Looking for new friends. I asked my old friends for ideas on how to serve my landlord since we have tech beef and they weren't helpful at all. PM me. (I'm very serious.)
Granted. Your stomach is made of iron so you can eat whatever you want but some of your favorite foods have a chemical reaction with your new stomach that it causes the iron to liquefy and destroy your insides.
Granted but before you can spend a single nickle you get drugged, robbed and left to rot in a ditch.
I wish my guinea pigs (the freaking rodents, NOT the usual term in experimentation) were smart.
granted. they are smart. now, I could go with the usual "they're so smart they enslave mankind" corruption, but i'm not. they're just slightly smarter now than the average guinea pig. they are also now 10 times as big as the usual guinea pig and built like a dog. and they want to make sweet love to you by the firepit. how could you deny that?
I wish Blueobelisks biggest living being that wasn't a human and lived in his house (including insects) grew to the size of a horse and got an intense desire to mate with him.
Granted now you know what ugly people do....more frequently than you know. And the mere thought of lathering themselves up with Crisco, putting a mumu on and dancing to One Direction causes you to go insane and kill yourself.
I wish Mynta would stop recruiting a mint army since it takes away from the Thin Mint cookie stash.
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