1. #7381
    Field Marshal
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    In my room
    Posts
    79
    Granted you know have more bread for your chilli beans but unfortuntly for you im hungry and i ate all of it leaving nothing to you.

    I wish i could breath fire without harming myself in any way

  2. #7382
    The Patient
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    228
    Granted but you now breath fire out of your ass every time you step - you don't harm yourself but you burn down every building or location you visit leading to your exiled status from the known world.

    I wish the content filters here at school wouldn't have blocked out page 369 of this game completely.


    ** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
    Signature by Yoni

  3. #7383
    Granted, but now they don't even have/allow computers at your school.

    I wish I didn't have a headache.


  4. #7384
    Granted. Your headache is gone but you now have sore muscles that will last through the week.

    I wish the window installer would hurry up and give me my opening window already!

  5. #7385
    Granted, but he screwed up, and it only opens from the outside. Plus, he charged you way too much.

    I wish I could control the length of my hair with a magical comb.


  6. #7386
    Field Marshal
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    In my room
    Posts
    79
    Granted you can know control the length of your hair but the magical comb goes bananas and now you have enough hair to suffocate the entire city you live in

    I wish i would have invented a way to travel faster across long distances so i don't have to sit in a boring train for 12hours

  7. #7387
    Mechagnome Wayne25uk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Maltby,Rotherham
    Posts
    708
    Granted,you now invent a super magnet that pulls everything to you,but its so heavy it kills you instantly!

    I wish my laptop battery wasnt about to die.

  8. #7388
    The Patient
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    228
    Granted but now your laptop's battery is so self-aware that it brings the laptop into a sentient form of life and takes its first act of revenge out on you for making it watch that One Direction video mix playlist on YouTube.

    I wish I could win the beard and costume contests this weekend at the Warrior Dash.


    ** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
    Signature by Yoni

  9. #7389
    Granted, but you can never remove / trim / whatever your facial hair. Ever.

    I wish I could be happy with my avatar. I love the sig, but I'm undecided on the ava.

  10. #7390
    The Patient
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    228
    Fine - have you seen how much tail the guys from ZZ Top get because of their beards??

    Granted but now you're cursed with having Blue's avatar forever.

    I wish I could see the look on Blue's face when Iced has to emulate him.


    ** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
    Signature by Yoni

  11. #7391
    I am Murloc! Blueobelisk's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    5,348
    This scrub can't be copying me! There are a lot of expectations when people see the OB3LISK avatar and want to see a pro post.

    Granted, but I kill you for doing such a thing.

    I wish Iced changed his avatar. It's too dark, I can't really see what's going on clearly.

  12. #7392
    The Patient
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    228
    Granted but you now see he's as hideous as Susan Boyle and you kill YOURSELF deeming it the only way possible to erase the image from memory.

    I wish I came back from the death inflicted by Blue to haunt him for the rest of his life by putting images of Iced up on every TV, computer screen and window of his home.


    ** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
    Signature by Yoni

  13. #7393
    Granted. However even after haunting him for so long Blue kills himself in order to haunt you in return and you can NEVER get rid of him and he will forever annoy you.

    I wish my steam client would work. It stopped working a couple days ago and I can only play so many games...

  14. #7394
    Granted, but steam will never work of anybody else in this world and valve would close it as they should have done long ago.

    I wish I had a fortress on a floating island, army, defenses, a decade worth of supplies and all that stuff.
    Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.

  15. #7395
    Mechagnome Wayne25uk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Maltby,Rotherham
    Posts
    708
    Granted but i have the key to the generator thats keeping you afloat,so if you wana act tough i will sink yo puny ass in a matter of seconds,dont mess with me bro!!!

    I wish someone would come at me bro!

  16. #7396
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted but i have the key to the generator thats keeping you afloat,so if you wana act tough i will sink yo puny ass in a matter of seconds,dont mess with me bro!!!

    I wish someone would come at me bro!
    Granted. Jon "Bones" Jones would like to have a word with you regarding your wish.

    I wish I could catch up on the latest seasons of NCIS, NCIS: LA, Persons Of Interest, and Rizzoli and Isles.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  17. #7397
    The Patient
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    228
    Granted but you find out Leroy "Jethro" Gibbs is the father of Callen who is accused of an inappropriate relationship with Carter who once had a college experimentation fling with Rizzoli and Isles....only to wake up and realize it was all a dream of Mathew Fox from Lost.

    Speaking of NCIS, I wish Tony and Ziva would just get it on for God's sake.


    ** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
    Signature by Yoni

  18. #7398
    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    Granted but you find out Leroy "Jethro" Gibbs is the father of Callen who is accused of an inappropriate relationship with Carter who once had a college experimentation fling with Rizzoli and Isles....only to wake up and realize it was all a dream of Mathew Fox from Lost.

    Speaking of NCIS, I wish Tony and Ziva would just get it on for God's sake.
    Granted. Ana Lucia returns from death and kills everyone.

    I wish TNT would not have fucking cancelled Southland. I am very upset about that. Honestly, there may be tears here, people.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

  19. #7399
    Granted, but every other show you watch gets canceled.

    I wish I had a pet raven.


  20. #7400
    Granted. However this is a special raven with the voice of Edgar Allen Poe. And every hour the raven would say "Nevermore" regardless of what's going on.

    I wish I had some money to get some things I need done.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •