1. #7421
    Granted, but it doesn't have any way to manage the temperature.

    I wish I had my castle, with proper breathable atmosphere, and proper temperature control to be livable in, but on Neptune.

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    Granted but im due to blow up Neptune as soon as its built,so get errrrffff ma planeeeeettt!!!

    I wish i wasnt called Sargeras and i didnt have to blow up that nice planet,i used to be nice you know! :'(

  3. #7423
    Granted. No one calls you Sargeras anymore and even though you didn't have to blow up the planet you still did so we all hate you and Mynta sends her mint army after your planet destroying ass and we all celebrate as you succumb to the power of mint!

    I wish I had a working teleporter to Pluto and back and I wouldn't freeze instantly.

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    Granted but you fail to explicitly elaborate to the makers of the device that you mean the dwarf planet Pluto and they instead teleport you into the butt of Pluto the dog.

    I wish the world could see Pluto's face when a bear teleports into his butt.


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    Granted and everyone is scarred for life as they see the nice dog named pluto in so much pain that they can't sleep at night

    I wish i could wish for a wishception

  6. #7426
    Granted, but by wishing for a wish to make a wish while wishing inside of a wish that's on top of a wish during Wish Wish, you yourself become a wish.

    I wish it was 15 degrees warmer, across the entire globe.

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    Granted but your wish comes true during the worst summer on record and people in multiple places across the world including yourself burst into flames. Make sure to bring your marshmallows!

    I wish I could remember to bring some graham crackers to Mynta's spontaneous combustion bonfire.


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    Granted, you remembered to bring the graham crackers but just as you exit the store from where you bought them they catch fire and become extra crispy making everyone dislike you for bringing them burnt crackers.

    I wish the world stayed at a decent 40 degrees Fahrenheit and the laws of physics were the same as they are now.

  9. #7429
    Granted, but shortly before you made your wish, the Fahrenheit scale was changed so that the new 40 was the old 68.

    I wish I never had to eat.

  10. #7430
    @Mynta, I'll take that 68 F any day Beats 80-110 F.

    Granted, but you still feel hunger and die because the intense hunger pangs cause you to commit suicide even though your body didn't require food.

    I wish I could control electricity with my mind.
    "Then we have found, as it seems, that the many beliefs of the many about what's fair and about the other things roll around somewhere between not-being and being purely and simply." - Plato: Republic

  11. #7431
    Granted. You can now control visible electricity with your mind causing the electrical signals running throughout your brain to become erratic every time you use this power which inevitably causes you to fry your brain over time.

    I wish I could visit Iced's college and just sit in the back row as a bear watching....waiting...and when anyone asks why I'm there I tell them I'm with Iced.

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    Granted, but everyone looks at you funny because we all know Iced is late/absent for his classes LOLs.

    I wish me and Mynta hit up a strip club and Mynta brought a huge roll of Canadian $1s.

    Looking for graphic artist to draw simple pictures. PM me for details. (For now the position is filled. You can still PM me.)

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    Where in the world am I supposed to get Canadian money from? o.O

    Granted, but it's some really expensive one in Vegas, and you paid all the expenses. And uh...as for the actual corruption part...it's full of male strippers, and you have to get a lap dance.

    I wish I had an infinite supply of blueberry frosted mini wheats.

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    Granted you know have an infinite supply of Blueberry frosted mini wheats in fact they are everywhere in every house every turn, yep exactly everywhere so now everyone who hasen't suffocated on them is out to get you.

    I wish i could read peoples minds just so i could interrupt them mid-sentence.

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    Granted but the first person you run into is Paris Hilton and you catch her mid-thought....which everyone knows is nothing but a long, drawn-out black void thus causing you to go to mad and insane trying to read nothing.

    I wish they'd hurry up and build the Dave & Buster's in Little Rock that they've broken ground on - given the founders were from there to begin with.


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    Granted. They finally built the Dave & Buster's inside that little rock where they came from. It was a horrible idea because now no one can enter because it is so small and no one can even find it unless they already knew about it.

    I wish I could depend on strangers to be more competent so I wouldn't get stuck in team dependent games so often.

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    Granted. They finally built the Dave & Buster's inside that little rock where they came from. It was a horrible idea because now no one can enter because it is so small and no one can even find it unless they already knew about it.

    I wish I could depend on strangers to be more competent so I wouldn't get stuck in team dependent games so often.
    granted. everyone is far more competent than you now. relative to them, you're a retarded kid with down syndrome who underwent a full lobotomy. you can't deal with the humiliation and stop playing videogames.

    I wish the Mythbusters would test the myth from a Belgian comic book that you can use fosfate free detergent and a laundry machine to create a weapon that can blow explosive bubbles powerful enough to uproot a tree or take down a building.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  18. #7438
    Granted, but they use you as a test subject. It doesn't do nearly as much as you'd like, but it still hurts a bit. You don't even get paid.

    I wish I had a cupcake.

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    Granted you now have a cupcake but Everyone else is jealous so now you have to share that cupcake then you realise that theres nothing left for you.

    I wish that i could get castle built out of lego

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    fyi Bear it's not Little Rock as in a pebble/rock....but a town.

    Granted, but it falls apart overnight and you step on every single piece when trying to make it to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

    I wish someone would make legos out of soft Nerf material.


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